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June 3, 2016 / Posted by:

MySpace pin-up Tom Hardy apparently changes his phone and number often, because he gets hacked a lot and probably isn’t trying to get his dick pics out there. That also explains why he hasn’t answered all the sexts you sent him. I’m sure he’ll answer you once he gets his new number and I’m also sure that whoever got those tit pics of you is very grateful – Celebitchy

Hide yo skinny blond models, France, because Leonardo DiCatchAHo and The Wolf Pack are in Paris – Lainey Gossip 

Lindsay Lohan may have achieved her greatest grift yet: getting her Russian sugar daddy sonny to marry her without a prenup – The Superficial 

RiRi’s ass is in a bikini again and that’s great and everything, but where do I get one of those swans covered in beachgoer tattoos? – Drunken Stepfather

Even Kelly Brook’s magnificent chichis can’t take my eyes away from the print of her dress, which looks like wallpaper found in the powder room of a rich grandma’s Palm Beach mansion – Hollywood Tuna

What in 90s bull fighter on casual Friday HELL is Kendull Jenner wearing? – Popoholic

I see that Taylor Swift’s PR team is letting the intern leak their fanfic to the press – IDLYITW

Awwwww, widdle Justin Bieber still hasn’t weaned off of his Binky, or he’s on Ecstasy – OMG Blog

Another day, another possible Kartrashian/Jenner sex tape – Starcasm

Tamar Braxton should look into getting some Glycerine if she wants to make her reality show cry fests look real – Jezebel

The death of chivalry is your fault, you wimmuns. Zachary Levi told me so, so that must mean it’s true – Pajiba

They’re still going through with another Pitch Perfect movie, but Elizabeth Banks isn’t going to direct it anymore – Just Jared

And it’s Friday so here’s Sam Claflin’s hairy nipples – Popsugar

Two Programming Notes: Apologies for not posting that much today. My dog has had the barfs for the past couple of days so I had to tend to him. I hear you saying that he probably got sick from walking into the bathroom as I was coming out of the shower. Shut up, bitch! I was getting out of the bathtub, for your information. Also, Martin is out this weekend, so Dlisted’s resident guest blogger (and resident mess) J. Harvey will be filling in for him.

Pic: Splash

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