Night Crumbs

March 30, 2016 / Posted by:

The promo tour for Hot Topic Frozen (aka The Huntsman: Winter’s War) started in Hamburg today, and I think I nearly pulled all of my eye muscles while straining to see Thor’s nipples through that sort-of see-through shirt. Thor will save many eye muscles if he just does the rest of the promo tour naked – Lainey Gossip 

I saw the words Chris Pratt erects” and sort of got the tingles, but my tingles were replaced by disappointment when I found out he just erected some big cross in the middle of the desert somewhere – Celebitchy

Kendra Wilkinson and her husband will tell their kids that daddy’s peen has been to places other than mommy’s vagine – Reality Tea 

It’s a good thing I saw these pictures of Backdoor Farrah after Sunday or they would’ve ruined my Easter – Drunken Stepfather

Maxim denies running Ashley Graham’s spread through Photoshop – The Superficial 

Here’s Bella Hadid giving you dead eyes and nipples in Harper’s Bazaar Spain – (NSFW) The Nip Slip 

Halle Berry joined Instagram by posting a picture of her weave – WWTDD

The Silver Fox made the same face I’d probably make if my mom told me she bumped coochies in the olden days – Towleroad

Speaking of my mom, that trick Emma Roberts is wearing her old jeans from the 1970s again! – Popoholic

Seasoned stoner Whoopi Goldberg wants to soothe your period cramps with the good shit – Jezebel

I bet Vanna White and this Wheel of Fortune genius were in CAHOOTS! – Hollywood Tuna 

Miley Cyrus really wants you to see her engagement ring again – Popsugar

Sofia Coppola is remaking a Clint Eastwood movie with a bunch of blondes – Pajiba

Behold, the highlight of Don Cheadle’s career! – SOW

If you need a reason to yawn, here’s Kim Kartrashian and Emily Ratatouille going topless on Twitter – Just Jared 

Megan Fox wants her kids to be Amish, basically – IDLYITW

Note: I’m sowwy for the lack of posts from me today. I had a family thing and had to work on my taxes with my tax dude. And once I finished up with my tax dude and sort of learned how much I owe, I had to plan my escape to Mexico to get out of paying all that damn money. I’m joking, IRS! I’m not running away to Mexico. I’m going to the Caribbean instead.

Pic: Wenn.com

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