Night Crumbs

March 24, 2016 / Posted by: Michael K

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis’ 16-year-old daughter Lily-Rose Depp is supposedly dating 24-year-old British model Ash Stymest. Maybe they’re not dating. Ash Stymest (which sounds like the name of medical term for an STD) has a 4-year-old daughter, so maybe Lily-Rose is friends with her and they’re just having a playdate. Whatever the case may be, I’m sure Johnny likes Ash. I mean, they both appreciate a disgustingly fugly scarf – Lainey Gossip

Did aliens abduct the real Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez and replace them with clones, because why aren’t they gnawing each other’s throats off in a court room? – Celebitchy

Brooks Ayers, you know the one who faked cancer on Real Housewives of Orange County, is still saying that he didn’t fake cancer – Reality Tea

Caitlyn Jenner is going to vote for Donald Trump – The Superficial

A bunch of Hollywood power types are going to ban filming in Georgia if the state passes an anti-gay religious freedom bill. In possibly related news, Caitlyn Jenner has announced that she’s moving filming of “I Am Cait” to Georgia! – Towleroad

Kendall Jenner is on the cover of Vogue wearing one of The Nanny’s old tops and duh, The Nanny wore it better – Popoholic

And here’s the weird and fucked-up road Wonder Woman took to get to the movie screen – Blastr

It’s day 3 of MiserAlba in a bikini watch. And somebody please give me the Q-Tip, because I’m actually feeling things for Cash Warren – The Nip Slip

Every presidential candidate who isn’t Jabba the Trump should really make this gorgeous picture of The Porn Iguana their main campaign poster – Drunken Stepfather

Where were you when you first heard “Butterfly” by Crazy Town? – Pajiba

Julianne Hough’s face looks different – Hollywood Tuna

Behold, the reading room in HELL – SOW

Ezra Miller went on that superhero diet and buffed up – Just Jared

Jennifer Garner went on Dr. Oz (???) and talked about how much her son hates the paps. So stop calling them, Jen! – Popsugar

Today in TOO EASY, Khlozilla says that fillers jacked up her face – HuffPo

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