Ladders are shifty bitches. They always have been. They raise you up, only to bring you down. Do you know why you usually have to ask a friend to hold down a ladder for you while you’re on one? Because those shady assholes can’t be trusted and have been known to knock a trick off of them. You get on one and you risk breaking your ass and breaking your ass is not good for anybody’s social life. You get under one and you risk 7 years of bad juju. They are the work of the devil. Bentley the Bulldogs knows what I’m talking about.
Bentley sees ladders for the untrustworthy sons of bitches they are. A human took this video of Bentley coming up against a two-faced ladder and an electrical cord. Bentley is scared of electrical cords too. (Now, that’s weird!) Bentley carefully walks past his fears, but he knows that one shouldn’t keep their back to evil ladders, so he turns around and does the backward stroll to safety. Watch and learn. This is how everyone should deal with ladders:
And believe it or not, this mini-rant against ladders was not co-written by weed.