Open Post: Hosted By Coco Enveloped In Elegance

October 22, 2015 / Posted by:

Our modern day Aphrodite, CoCo, has been growing her daughter, Chanel Marie, in her pink diamond-encrusted womb for a little while now and with every day that goes by, I’m more and more surprised that she hasn’t given us the true definition of pregnant elegance by doing a naked photo shoot for Hustler yet. But today, she did gift us with a tiny ounce of pregnant elegance by Instagramming this picture of her wearing the latest from Frederick’s of Hollywood’s maternity collection while posing with David Tutera. You know, David’s the one from My Fair Wedding on WE tv and also the one whose ex accused him of being a hooker whore-loving dick addict. That one.

Never mind that David Tutera has morphed into the villain from LazyTown, CoCo is once again showing the masses how it’s done. If you currently have a CASE OF THE BABIES and you’re not dressing like this, burn all your maternity clothes and immediately buy several completely sheer turtleneck gown things. This is the only maternity look you need.

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