David Tutera Is A Hooker-Loving Sex Addict, So Says His Husband

When the news came out that wedding planner David Tutera of WE’s My Fair Wedding filed legal papers to legally quit his husband of 10 years Ryan Jurica and get full custody of the unborn twins that are growing in a surrogate’s womb right now, I knew shit was going to get messy and it has gotten really messy. Ryan brought David’s love of whores into it and I love a scandal that involved man hookers.

TMZ says that two days before David filed papers in L.A., Ryan filed his owner papers in Connecticut and said that their 10 year marriage died, because David is addicted to leased dick. Ryan claims that they went to a therapist and tried to make it work, but holding onto their relationship was kind of hard when David would come home smelling like random ass, cum and musky balls. David refused to get help for his sex addiction and wouldn’t stop paying for dick.

Just like David, Ryan wants full custody of their unborn twins. Ryan says that David made $1 million a year and he made $0 a year, so he needs cash to live. Ryan also claims that David is the one who eventually ended things and it made him drown his sorrows in a whole lot of the sweet nectar. Getting dumped drove him to the edge, so he spent some time in rehab.

TMZ also found out that Ryan has been arrested once for DWI and once for being a drunken mess in the past 5 months.

Now, every time I watch My Fair Wedding, I’m going to think about how David probably bounced on some hooker dick in the bathroom of the reception hall during the ceremony. Whenever a bride asks David what that white stuff on his cheek is, he can no longer get away with saying that it’s just a little wedding cake frosting.

And these two are going to be new parents to newborn twins. They’re almost like the gay version of Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller. PAGING, Denise Richards! You’re going to need to take care of these twins too for a while.