The Police Searched Gene Simmons’ House For Child Porn (But Gene Isn’t A Suspect)

August 21, 2015 / Posted by:

The New York Post can go ahead and throw away their planned front page headline, “I Wanna Rock And Roll All Night And Touch Kids Every Day,” because yes, Gene Simmons’ house was searched by the cops for child porn, but he’s not the one who downloaded it.

TMZ says that yesterday, Gene Simmons’ house in L.A. was raided by detectives from an LAPD task force who were looking for evidence in a child porn investigation. Someone used one of the family’s computers or the home’s Internet access to download that dark-sided illegal shit last year. Sources tell TMZ that Gene was on tour at the time the alleged downloading went down, so he’s not a suspect and neither are any of his family members. (Side question: Did Subway Jared ever rent Gene’s house on Airbnb?) Gene’s rep said in a statement that he and his family are cooperating with the investigation and aren’t allowed to talk about it:

“Members of the Los Angeles Police Department visited Mr. And Mrs. Simmons at their home to discuss a crime that may have occurred on their property last year while Mr. Simmons was away on tour with KISS. Neither Mr. Simmons nor any member of his family is a person of interest in the investigation and they are cooperating fully with the investigation.”

Gene’s wife, the Queen of Skinemax Shannon Tweed, let everyone know on Twitter that no one in her family is a friend of PedoBear:

“Thanks for your support. We couldn’t be more horrified that someone used our residence for such heinous crimes. Law enforcement is on it. Goodnight and don’t forget to change your passwords!!”

This is why I always throw a trick a look of suspicion when they ask me for my WiFi password. I guard that password with my life and who knows what kind of disgusting shit they’re going to taint my Internet access with. They may stream an episode of Keeping Up with the Kuntrashians or download a Pitbull song. I want no part of that!

And this story is terrible, but Gene commits a heinous crime in his own residence every time he styles his mane like a King Tut headpiece of pubes.

Here’s Gene and his family at a benefit for Mending Kids (NO COMMENT) in L.A. a few days ago.

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