Night Crumbs

June 23, 2015 / Posted by:

Kelly Rohrbach, Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s blonde model girlfriend of the moment, got a profile in The New York Post and it made her sound like a ~cool guy’s girl~. That’s great, because if Leo wants to know anything about her other than her hair color, the fact that she was born in the 90s and her first name (although, you know he still calls her “Toni-I mean-Erin-I mean-Bar-I mean-whatever”), he can read about it in The New York Post! – Lainey Gossip 

Cookie Lyon is FINALLY in W Magazine and I don’t even mind that her mouth is open in all the pictures – Celebitchy

The Hadid Sisters are in V MagazineDrunken Stepfather

Hugh Hefner calls Holly Madison a liar and says she’s just trying to stay relevant. What surprises me most is that Hugh Hefner actually remembers who Holly Madison is – Reality Tea 

Wait, so what I’m getting from Ryan Gosling’s Costco eggs slap down is that he goes to Costco, which means I might be able to catch him deep-throating a hot dog in the parking lot – The Superficial 

The return of the 90s is still happening. Case in point: Selena Gomez in a bodysuit and ripped jeans – Hollywood Tuna 

I wish I would’ve come up with this shit,” screamed Kim Zolciak after watching Alaska Thunderfuck’s music video for “This Is My Hair”Towleroad

Rosie Huntington-Whateverly walked while carrying her purse and a water bottle the other day – Popoholic

Behold, Taylor Kitsch’s ass, the only good part in True Detective 2’s first episode – OMG Blog

A photographer called Taylor Swift a hypocrite. Taylor Swift will respond by writing a song about him and that song will go straight to #1 and make her $10 million richer – Jezebel

Apple is under investigation for getting artists to leave Spotify and the only thing I have to say about this is: THROW THEM AND TAYLOR SWIFT IN JAIL IMMEDIATELY! – IDLYITW

The trailer for “Wet Hot American Summer: First Day Of Camp” needs more gay sex, but doesn’t everything? – Pajiba

Lady CaCa’s dog is the new face of Coach – Just Jared

Jaden Smith’s explanation for why he wore a Batman suit to Kimye’s wedding is very Jaden Smith – Jezebel

Everyone can stop asking Maya Rudolph to do a Rachel Dolezal impression, because she finally did a Rachel Dolezal impression – Popsugar

Pour out a bag of Natural Balance dry food, because Dick Van Patten has gone off to heaven – SOW

And sadly, James Horner took the trip up to heaven with him – Just Jared

Pic: Sports Illustrated

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