Night Crumbs
The hardest-working woman in Britain, Duchess Kate, visited a children’s center today where she met a little girl who was not amused by the fact that they both wore polka dots. DK should’ve really taken her ass back to the palace to change. Rude. – Lainey Gossip
If all goes well, Alicia Vikander will bone Michael Fassbender on the red carpet at the Oscars next year. That’s how I’m reading that – Celebitchy
At this point, Barbie should really sue Parasite Hilton for scooting all over her image time and time again – Drunken Stepfather
Today in good decisions, Pauly D bought a $500,000 car, which he might have to sell for cheap in a few years to pay his GTL bills – Reality Tea
Kylie Jenner did some kind of photo shoot where I’m guessing the theme was “Morticia Addams at a Soul Cycle class” – Egotastic!
The white Kanye West talked about the black Madonna on Ellen – Towleroad
Now Elton John didn’t say anything about boycotting Dolce & Gabbana bags. I’m sure he’s got toilet paper, poop and eggs in that bag and he’s planning to mess up a D&G store – The Superficial
Amanda Seyfried looks like she just opened up a birthday card with confetti in it – Popoholic
Would you have phone sex with this parrot who can do a pretty good Sean Connery impersonation? – Hollywood Tuna
Full-time liar calls sometime liar a liar – Jezebel
Just in case you haven’t fapped to these pictures of Scott Eastwood, here’s some fappable pictures of Scott Eastwood – The Berry
Here’s Jessica Simpson showing you what you look like when you’re plastered as fuck and trying not to look plastered as fuck – IDLYITW
See, Walmart is good for something – OMG Blog
FIIIIIINAAAAAAAAALLY – Pajiba
Jessica Simpson celebrates Halloween in March by dressing up like a half-assed Rhoda – Celebslam
The former Mr. Kelly Taylor and that chick who wore that hot dress are getting married – Just Jared
Oh for fuck’s sake, Jamie Dornan, you’re supposed to bend over with your ass facing the camera, not turned away from it. Don’t you know anything?! – Popsugar
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