These pictures of 73-year-old Roberto Cavalli on Miami Beach were taken on Thursday and the clean-up crews are still working overtime to remove all the gallons of pussy foam and panty pudding that spewed out of hos when he came struttin’ onto the beach looking like Heat Miser’s sexy and hotter pepaw. Roberto Cavalli looks like Michigan J. Frog after falling in a vat of boiling oil, and I know that the next time you’re eating Korean BBQ, you’re going to suck on a fried frog leg for a little while longer while thinking of his Hello My Baby, Hello My Honey hotness.
And you probably didn’t read any of those words above, because his Viagra-powered boner kept poking your eyes. I’ll speak for all of us when I say: WE WOULD. Go ahead and throw glares of jealousy at his gold digging piece for getting to suck on his snail egg nipples every night. She doesn’t mind. She’s used to it.