B. Coop, Christian Bale, Jeremy Renner, Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence should all keep their looks from American Hustle, because they have never looked more glamorous in their lives. Don’t you just want to do a shot of Spanish Fly off of B. Coop’s furry chest?
There’s more posters after the cut and they each look like the cover of a plastic package for a Grand Theft Auto character costume.
Here’s Christian Bale looking like the sleazy owner/emcee/house pimp/dealer of a low-level strip club where most of the strippers have skid marks on the back of their panties.
Here’s Jeremy Renner looking like a sleazy used car salesman who used to be a sleazy game show host until the network canned him for groping the contestants.
Here’s Amy Adams looking like the least popular Bernadette Peters impersonator.
Here’s Jennifer Lawrence looking like a 16-year-old girl who put on her mom’s favorite stripper dress to go to the club.
And I thought David O. Russell worked on this movie. I really can’t tell from the posters. Does anybody know?