The Hamburger Helper Glove was not amused at his cousin’s attempt to piggy-back on his success with a “companion” product. – prommom
As Kunty Karl slides into his twilight years, his black leather gloves are sadly replaced with more useful ones. – MardiGras
This package, left ever so obviously on the nightstand, was the last straw for Terence Howard’s ex-wife on their ill-fated Aruba vacation. – SANS_FARDS
Shittens – for when you really need to pull someone’s head out of their ass.
Now available in packs of 20 for management meetings. – bkmn