Katie Couric gave an interview to InTouch Weekly (via Radar), because when you’re trying to get hos to put their eyeballs on your daytime talk show, you whore it out anyway you can. During her talk with InTouch, Katie told absolutely zero lies when she said this about Lucifer’s favorite whores the Kartrashians:
“I don’t understand – why are they so famous? I think it’s mostly teenage girls that are interested.”
I guess this means that Katie Couric is never going to dust off her old colon cam and have all the Kartrashians on her show to see what treasures are stuck up in Kim’s ass (SPOILER ALERT: O.J.’s other glove, Bruce Jenner’s original face, a vial containing Ryan Seacrest’s soul, etc….).
Katie learned that when say the name of the whore beast out loud, the whore beast will awaken and slither out of her fat-burning sauna pod to slap at you and you call a two-faced fake bitch. Kim got one of her minions to Instagram a picture of the generic baby gift Katie Couric’s assistant sent to her right after she birthed out North West. This might’ve been funny and left a burn on Katie’s ass if Kim left the hashtags out of it. Hashtags are a privilege. Besides, Kim is a fake media friend to all her friends. She really should’ve consulted the queen of bitchy queens Kanye before she tried to drag Katie. #MayIHumblySuggestYouLeaveTheBitchinessToKanyeSinceHeDoesItBetter
And I love the Barney’s employee who didn’t give a fuck and totally screwed up that note.