Open Post: Hosted By Marc Jacobs And His Piece

April 8, 2013 / Posted by:

No, these pictures are nothing compared to Marc Jacobs’ nipple hardening gay pin-up moment over two years ago, but they’re still worth posting and that’s mostly because of Harry Louis’ Pringles can dick. Marc and his porn star boyfriend Harry were in Rio over the weekend and they were sucking on each other’s faces and grabbing on each other’s nalgas all over the place. Harry’s huge bulge almost distracted me from his tragic swim chonies and from the fact that Marc’s arms look like a bored 13-year-old doodled on them during Saturday detention. That thing in Harry’s pants could probably eat the Hammaconda.

For Marc’s sake, I hope he doesn’t pay his boy toy by the inch or bitch is going to go broke.

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