George Clooney And Stacy Keibler Are Totally Done This Time, So Says The Sun
Everybody has been saying for a while now that the expiration date on Stacy Keibler's ass is coming up and George Clooney is getting ready to trade her in for a new model. The Sun says Stacy's expiration date has already come and gone, and after 20 months (which is 500 years in Clooney time) of being George Clooney's award show accessory, she's out!
Some source says that they ended things, because George doesn't want a wedding ring on his finger and he already has one incoherent mess slobbering all over his shoulder (see: a stoned Brad Pitt), so he doesn't want another one. Stacy eventually wants those things, so they ended their contract. As part of Stacy's severance package, he gave her an apartment and some jewelry.
You know, some people say that if you want to get married and have kids you shouldn't screw around with George Clooney. But I say that if you want to get married and you want kids AND you want a brand new condo, you should screw around with George Clooney. Being George Clooney's escort of the moment is easy. You wear designer gowns, you drink a bunch of free booze at fancy parties and every now and again you get to make out with a topless Cindy Crawford on the deck of a yacht while George and Rande Gerber are downstairs smoking cigars (take that as code for something if you want).
Once you get tired of that, you cash in. When you and George are sitting in the smoking room of his Italian villa and he's reading the newspaper, all you have to do is say, "So I'm thinking of going off the pi....." You'll look over and all you'll see is a newspaper floating in the air and a bunch of smoke below it, because George busted out of there before you could spit out the two Ls. Then a moving truck with all of your shit in it will pull up to the driveway and his lawyer will make you sign a confidentiality agreement in exchange for keys to your new condo and a key to the bank lock box with a bunch of jooree in it. You'll have a condo for your baby to live in and you can sell all that jooree to buy diapers. You can have it all! It beats going to college!
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submitted by sushi on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 7:12pm.
He always looks so douchetastic in these pics.
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Excellent verbage Sushi. and I dont care if he's gay, he's definitely a shallow bag of shit. I wouldnt WANT to get pregnant with his baby.
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He's an excellent actor but he is so boring now. Can't see any sex appeal here. Run away fast Stacy!
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He's fucking hopeless...who the hell is he waiting for anyway? I guess George is afraid that getting married will change things...evidently for the worse. So maybe he doesn't want to lose that illusion of freedom that single people have but really your never truly tied down to anyone ever.
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i totally believe the contract stuff. NONE of George's exes have ever spoken to the press about him or their relationship, and someone like that waitress a few tricks ago could've easily made good coin off a tabloid spilling deets. that's got NDA written all over it.
I am not one to automatically think that everyone is Hollywood is gay; but George Clooney; Hell yes. No doubt about that.
The girlfriends are props and contractual ones at that.
Whamo, I honestly thought you were a little more savvy than that.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:30pm.
Submitted by No_Stop_Dont on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:27pm. Not sure you're talking about. Clooney was married to Talia Balsam. Bratt's wife is named Talisa Soto.
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Ahh! "T" something. Ouch. Couldn't recall. Thanks! No idea what his problem is with chicks. Awful silly if he goes through all this cloak and dagger bearding contract stuff I'm reading just to hide his sexuality. Does not seem I am alone in not thinking him sexy either. Stupid reason really. He has the worst godawful voice. Its kinda pitchy and whiny. Doesn't match the 50s/60s hollywood debonair look he tries to go for. And his films are a little too highbrow for my tastes. Hate to be rude saying that. Just think he's now successful and rich enough with them that if he's gay no one in his crowd or audience will care the least.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 8:08pm.
That's true. But two sacred cows here are off-limits: Tina Fey and Adele. Don't even... :)
I doubt we know even a quarter of what goes on in any given celeb's life; it's mostly speculation.
In Clooney's case, he does seem to have an unvarying pattern with women, each one past her use-by date at about the same time. His next one also springs into the picture immediately, suddenly: one day he's broken up, the next day someone new is hanging onto his arm for dear life, gazing lovingly at him.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 6:18pm.
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I'll have to believe you on that as I don't know but I just do not believe a guy like George has contracted GFs. I just don't believe it, I think we are WAY over thinking ole Georgie's love life. IMO the guy has the ability to date beautiful women and he does, he doesn't want to get married and he doesn't. To me that's all there is to it. I don't know perhaps I'm out to lunch on this one.
I like George, I think he's a solid actor and to me anyway he comes across like a decent enough guy.
It's funny I was just saying yesterday that sometimes it's tough when you like someone and they get trashed here on the D, You just have to suck it up though, no one is immune to our wrath here lol :P
He always looks so douchetastic in these pics.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 6:11pm.
You don't actually think there is literally some sort of contract he sits down and somehow negotiates you?
They exist, Whamo: I've read them. They're just like other contracts, with prescribed services, pay, confidentiality, termination, arbitration, etc. The celebs don't negotiate them, but their agents and lawyers do.
They also have huge "penalty" clauses for breach. That's why someone like Simon Cowell never has to hear any shit from his supposed exes.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:30pm.
but if he'd just bang chicks and didn't do all this weird contract stuff people wouldn't think twice.
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Lol, whaaat...creepy because of this weird contract stuff!? lol what contract? You don't actually think there is literally some sort of contract he sits down and somehow negotiates you?
The whole contract thing is a funny MK joke.
Jankity jeepers lol :) :P
I think George Clooney is gay, always have thought it. Boggles my mind why some here are either confused or offended by the fact that some people think he's gay. I can see why people think he's straight but I disagree.
Either way, I don't want him so I don't actually care what his sexual orientation is. I care way more about the fact that he's a millionaire actor with little talent than I do about whom he chooses to sleep with.
Submitted by No_Stop_Dont on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 5:27pm.
Not sure you're talking about. Clooney was married to Talia Balsam. Bratt's wife is named Talisa Soto.
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 1:28pm.
A single man hiding his love of single, adult, consenting pussy, on the other hand, is harder to understand.
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Agreed, it's like he's trying to put a veneer of respectability on his rented pieces and his whole dating life comes across as formulaic and creepy. Fake relationships a la Tom Cruise is what sets off the gay rumors. Idk if he is or isn't, but if he'd just bang chicks and didn't do all this weird contract stuff people wouldn't think twice.
Wow! I never thought Clooney was gay. He just does not want to get married again. His parents have been married for centuries and have a great relationship. He wanted that for himself. He fell horribly in love with that woman he was married to. Have no idea what happened just that neither of them have ever uttered a word about it. He has only said he won't marry again. She married Benjamin Bratt, had babies and never was seen again. He hid out and emerged reinvented but determined to be powerful not famous.
When you and George are sitting in the smoking room of his Italian villa and he's reading the newspaper, all you have to do is say, "So I'm thinking of going off the pi....." You'll look over and all you'll see is a newspaper floating in the air and a bunch of smoke below it, because George busted out of there before you could spit out the two Ls.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
*lungful of breath*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Whatever he is, it is beyond boring.
I give her a hard time about her beat makeup, but she is far too good for manbaby Clooney!
Plus, by all accounts she is a nice and together person.
Submitted by saltydog on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 3:07pm.
I hope he is gay because in my opinion it is a lot less creepy that the alternative. Seriously how can women still be into him? Either you think he is gay or you think he basically rents women there is no other option. Thanks for fucking me for a year and a half or pretending to, here's an apartment have a good life and don't call. creepy
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I agree.
Submitted by bourgie on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 2:55pm.
blindgossip hints that Stacy has George's Irish Soda Bread baking in her oven so....if this is true, Hollywood has to bowdown to the Queen of all Queen golddiggers.
What? Then why would they break up? Maybe George's PR started the rumor, to establish his virility.
Soda bread, yum ... that reminds me to pick some up this weekend.
I hope he is gay because in my opinion it is a lot less creepy that the alternative. Seriously how can women still be into him? Either you think he is gay or you think he basically rents women there is no other option. Thanks for fucking me for a year and a half or pretending to, here's an apartment have a good life and don't call. creepy
blindgossip hints that Stacy has George's Irish Soda Bread baking in her oven so....if this is true, Hollywood has to bowdown to the Queen of all Queen golddiggers.
Guess Cindy Crawford got tired of Stacy eating her clam. *NEXT!*
He's never getting married, ever, which is awesome. He does so much work in Sudan and other impoverished countries. Can you blame him for not wanting kids? And if he doesn't want kids, why should he marry some broad? As to his fortune, I'm pretty sure he's donating it. Love him. :p
He's Gay and I don't care
Never much cared for him or his acting
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Of course George is gay, he's gotta be. Look at him, handsome, rich, funny, doesn't take himself too seriously, interested in various causes, popular, lives in Italy, finally has an Oscar. Gay.
Sorry, I gotta hold on to that one little crumb to keep from thinking how fucked my life is compared to his. He's gay, dammit. ;-P
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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 1:08pm.
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I'm not denying there's a nasty vein of hypocrisy and sanctimony running through *some* of people assuming that Clooney is gay. I do, however, think there's more to it.
Clooney sleeps around. A LOT. With women. But he seems to think that he has to hide this, whether for fear of alienating fans, or because he doesn't regard his flings, one night stands and dalliances as anyone else's business - or a mix of the two motivations.
People sense that he's hiding something. But it seems so ridiculous that a single man would feel the need to obfuscate about having lots of consensual sex with single, adult females. So they leap to the next conclusion; that he's gay.
It's also why no one seriously thinks DiCaprio is gay, especially since he let himself go and stopped washing. DiCaprio is the biggest poon hound and doesn't hide it. That's something people can understand. A single man hiding his love of single, adult, consenting pussy, on the other hand, is harder to understand.
Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 12:43pm.
I'm one of the clueless Dlisters who think GC is straight-ish.
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I think George is TOTALLY straight. Here on the D EVERYONE is gay! lol
The guy doesn't want to get married because he knows it near impossible to stay married in HW. Why is this so hard for some people to accept?
Why would he want to be married for a probable few short years and then lose a shitload of money?
Why should he get married? Someone please tell me why a man in his 50's should have to get married. He doesn't want kids and even if he did want kids why does he have to be married? There is no stigma attached to non married people these days and most certainly not HW kids.
George is one of these guys I always feel the need to defend from you crazy d list ho bags. Bwahaaa:P
Line em up Georgie boy and tag em all.
If this were a women in his place I'm sure most of you would be "why does she have to get married, if this was a guy he's be a stud but a woman is a slut if she doesn't want to be married" type of comments
George knows George and he see no reason for marriage
I'm one of the clueless Dlisters who think GC is straight-ish. He's pretty honest with his ladies that he won't marry or make babehs with them. You can however, have all the coke and pub you want. No fat chicks. He's shallow; that's 'bout it.
I totally buy that Crawford and Gerber are bi and Cindy likes to eat clams on deck with the gals while Randy smokes cigars with George below.
Exhibit A) Cindy was married to Richard Gere.
Exhibit B) Randy Gerber is a world-class opportunist/star fucker.
Exhibit C) All actors are gay.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 10:39am.
Why are we so sure she even WANTS to get married and have babies? Oh, right - the tabloid says she does, and of course that's what ALL people with vaginas want.
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It seems to be said after every breakup, so I suspect it's written into the contracts. They get a hefty payoff, and he gets the ego trip of being portrayed as the guy who's so totally awesome that every woman turns into a baby mad Bridezilla by the force of his presence.
What about George Clooney? I went into a trance thinking of Stacey and Cindy making out. Let's focus more on that lesbian dream
I like him, despite not wanting to. He won me over with his role in "From Dusk Till Dawn" and cemented his place in my movie-loving heart with "O Brother Where Art Thou?" I've never really given much thought to his romantic life, but I like Stacy. She's pretty, seems nice and somewhat down to earth. Never have seen her wrestle, though. I liked them well enough together, but it won't exactly break my heart if they did indeed split.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 10:39am.
Why are we so sure she even WANTS to get married and have babies? Oh, right - the tabloid says she does, and of course that's what ALL people with vaginas want.
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Hekki, your posts are always spot-on!
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 10:44am.
You'd be perceived, and probably feel like nothing more than the flavor of the month. Why would you wanna do that to yourself?
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CHA-CHING!! That's why. Ain't it obvious?
Oh Lord I am so tired of this old man and his fake humility and his fake girlfriends.
Think he's ready for a change & is looking into married 43 yr olds with teenage children? Cuz I just happen to know a trick...
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Players only love you when they're playin
why are some saying she can now go on Dancing With the Stars? She was on there like six or seven years ago and finished 3rd. George Hamilton, who was a contestant that year was in luuuuurve with Stacey but Lisa Rinna (a contestant also) cockblocked him because she thought Stacey was too young for him.
George is douche & there plenty of better looking men for Stacy that arent gay in the closet. Chicks only date George for the freebies not to watch him have gay sex with Rande. DUH!
slutty slutty slutty - Michael Kors
His "break ups" are almost as predictable as Old Faithful. And so are the so-called reasons for the break up.
Hire me, George! I want some joorey and a condo!!!
We all know what this is all about - MONEY , the life force on this mofucking planet! If this dude was broke or an average 9 to 5er , he would already be married or if single wouldn't be able to keep a woman for more than 2 months! Women just flock to him because you get wined ,dined and 69'd to high heavens for over a year.
George knows he gets hos because he gots dough. Pathetic.
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@SFRBully, really?? does a certain Mrs. Campbell know that?
@Rande with an ACcent, careful, you're starting to sound like Ann with an E ~ducks flying dish~
I wouldn't be at all shocked if, in 20 or so years, GC pulls a Cary Grant and marries a young piece when he's in his 70s. Gotta leave that fortune to somebody!
I wish he'd stop doing this act...I'm getting second hand embarrassement here!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Clooney is insufferable.. I hope she got a decent compensation fir having to put up with him and his ego.
If he gives to charity, its to only make himself feel good about himself.. Stroking his gigantic ego.
Can't stand this cunt.
Hey- started reading that thread you suggested. Totally sucked in. Thanks!;)
You're welcome! It was a real eye-opener for me.
yeah but then I have to take care of a baby and that really cuts into my credit card stealing time so idk my bff jill
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by que cochina on Fri, 03/15/2013 - 10:28am.
Given that all of GC's "relationships" end in this manner, I think he had a vasectomy long ago.
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