Open Post: Hosted By Louie Anderson

February 15, 2013 / Posted by:

Even though FOX’s “celebritydiving show was about as exciting as trying to fuck a pool jet  (Correction: Trying to fuck a pool jet is a million times more thrilling than watching Fox’s pool fart of a diving show.), ABC is still going through with their own diving show and thank everything for that. Because ABC’s diving show called Splash has an all-star A-list cast including Drake Bell, Kendra Wilkinson, Katherine Webb, Chuy Bravo, Kareem Abdul-Jabar, Keisha Knight Pulliam and LOUIE ANDERSON!!!! (Yes, I really wish it was Loni Anderson instead, but I’ll settle for Louie.)

The cast of this mess has been training in L.A. for weeks and yesterday Drake, Keisha and Louie all dipped into the pool. The entire concept of this show is really weird and those celebrities are just asking to break their ass on the diving board, but I am still here for Louie’s magnificent chichis and his bunny teeth.

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