Open Post: Hosted By A 46 Hour-Long Kiss

February 14, 2013 / Posted by:

Who knew that a couple who’s been kissing for over 46 hours straight make exactly the same expressions that Tommy Girl and Katie Holmes made while kissing for 46 milliseconds straight? 

Raksana Taranara and her husband Akekachai Tiranarat might have raw lips, juicy pits, dirty ass, depression caused by sleep deprivation, a fever caused by dehydration and they’ll never be able to kiss again without dry heaving, but they’re over $4,000 richer! Raskana, Akekachai and 13 other couples in Thailand put their lips on each other on Sunday at 6am and they were all trying to beat the Guinness World Record for the longest kiss. A couple in Germany did it for 32 hours in 2009. As the other couples started to drop, Raskana and Akekachai kept their lips on each other.

The Telegraph says that they couldn’t sit or sleep and they could only sip water through a straw. They even had to keep their mouths touching when they pissed. One chick fainted on the floor just a half hour into that mess. But Raskana and Akekachi held on to each other’s lips for 46 hours and 24 minutes and beat out the others for the title, a cash prize and a diamond ring.

These crazy bitches! I don’t think I could kiss Anderson Cooper’s Fun Dip-coated ass lips for that long. (I didn’t mean that). I bet that when they started, homeboy’s pinky nail was short. That’s how long they were kissing for. Well, at least he’s got an amazing coke nail to show for it.

And this is the perfect picture for Valentine’s Day. Nothing is more romantic and beautiful than the sight of two people trying to keep down the vomits as they bite on each other’s lips. It looks like she’s trying to figure out how to make the vomits shoot out of her butt instead.

That being said, this is still not as barf-inducing as the virgin kiss.

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