Kate Upton Almost Froze To Death While Posing For This Picture
Kate Upton really is our modern day messiah. Jesus died for your sins and Kate Upton almost died just so millions could fap to this picture of her in Antarctica. Even though Kate Upton's Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition cover shoot looks like it was done at the penguin exhibit at the San Diego Zoo, she swears they really shot it in Antarctica and she has the frostbite scar on her ass cheek to prove it. Kate was on Today (via UsWeekly) this morning to talk about getting the cover for the second year in a row and she says that posing half naked in sub zero temperatures caused her to suffer temporary blindness and her eardrums froze over and she ALMOST DIED, but at least she looks hot in the pictures! And that's ALL that matters.
"It was freezing. I'm from Florida, so it wasn't great for me. I can't believe we were all able to accomplish that. I was thinking warm thoughts. When I came back, I was losing hearing and eyesight. Because my body was shutting down -- working so hard to keep me warm.
The penguins kept me going! They're adorable. Anytime I was like, 'I can't do it anymore, I can't do it!' I would look at them and I was like. Okay, for them . . . "
Yes, Kate Upton has a freezer burned clit, frost bitten nipples and they had to pour brandy from a St. Bernard's barrel collar on her ass after her culito lips froze shut, but it was all worth it! And I even love how Kate Upton is covering for the penguins. Girl, please. We all know that the dude penguins mistook her chichis for extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra large penguin eggs and nearly scratched her body up with their claws while fighting over who got to sit on them.
And I hate myself for turning a post about frost bitten nipples into a post about penguins fighting over eggs. I was never the same after seeing March of the Penguins.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:14am.
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Thanks for sharing information I have no interest in knowing. You seem to be a smart(ass)person, smart enough to figure there are endless variables on basic body types.
My point, to gladys mind you, was that her quoting an expert's opinion was as bogus as the doctor's so called expertise.
I've dated enough women built like that (and observed many more) to conclude Ms. Upton's breastesses aren't plasticized, they're very real thru and thru.
People with rectangular frames tend to be top heavy, when they gain weight it centers around the chest and belly, men and women both. That's all I have to say about it, I'm long past the online arguing and name calling phase.
I expect you'll have the last word which means (to you) you'll win this one.
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Gee, those pictures don't look retouched at all.
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I don't know who she is, if she's had surgery or not, or had her blue veins and red skin photoshopped. I like that SI is choosing to use a model that is healthy looking. She looks like most 20's girls I see around. Before poor diet hits them. Healthy is not fat. Even if these are good genes she still looks like millions of women who work to eat well and moderately exercise without over toning or building muscle. That should encourage women a little.
I don't understand why they shot this on site..when they photo shopped the fuck out of her stomach and thighs.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 2:14am.
Ever thought about MMA or swimming? That's a great way to get the anger out.
Bored as ''Thanks for playing though.''
you're crazy, woman. lol
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Submitted by Gingah on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 11:54pm.
The tits look real. Bitch.
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Submitted by princesspoppy on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 12:09am.
I'm confused. My nose turns bright red and my skin deathly white with blood shot eyes in cold weather. she has no goose bumps or gritted-chattering teeth. The hell?
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that's because this picture has been photoshopped to all hell and back.
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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 02/13/2013 - 12:32am.
Yet coincidentally enough, she has the same body type women with naturally big boobs have, a square frame, narrow hips, small butt and a belly that will accumulate fat as she ages. Please, spare me.
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I have Triple Ds and I don't have a square frame or narrow hips. I don't have a ghetto booty, but it's not small or fat. So no, not all women with big boobs are built like that. Thanks for playing though.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
She is a soft sexy gal and quite tastee - I'm a female and I find her to be exactly what she is intended to b in this shot - perfect eye candy fake tits and alll
Who cares if she has fake titties? Do her titties somehow become less aesthetically pleasing if they are fake? Is it somehow morally wrong to get a boob job? Is being beautiful the "inauthentic" way really that much worse than being beautiful because of genetics, which are out of a person's control anyway?
Yes, yes and yes. The only fair way to judge beauty is when it hasn't been altered imo.
Yet coincidentally enough, she has the same body type women with naturally big boobs have, a square frame, narrow hips, small butt and a belly that will accumulate fat as she ages. Please, spare me.
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The boobies are store bought:
Miami plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Salzhauer states "Kate Upton does appear to have breast implants as revealed by the very distinct and sharp transition from her full cleavage to her chest. Her breast augmentation fits her frame well and balances out her proportions."
I'm confused. My nose turns bright red and my skin deathly white with blood shot eyes in cold weather. she has no goose bumps or gritted-chattering teeth. The hell?
The tits look real. Bitch.
Oh, and dumb, too.
Kate: "I had no idea that down there was so, you know, cold."
Kate looks great.
Another Hate Upton post. Because she's so fat and ugly. *eyeroll*
Just think of the market that SI serves: MEN. Men don't necessarily care about side boob fat, a little fat on the hips, blah, blah, blah. She is a hot piece with a hot ass. Game over.
Granted, she gets PAID a ridiculous amount of money, so why would it hurt to tone it up? Then again, who knows, she might be filling some niche that we are unaware of. Who knows? The modeling scene, right now, is a world of contradictions. Who the hell knows.
I am just glad to see a woman with some type of body, not a stick figure set upon match stick legs. That was always a terrible ideal to aspire to.
BangoSkank, errr... you said you're reading these threads? uhm... Did you see the photo above? Of course, take your time... *You're welcome* lol ;D
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Tigerlilly, lmfao at the über excitement for those TITTAYS, omg yes! And agreed on Bar Rafaeli. How could that skank Leo deNicholson throw that away!
@Foxxy, no clue why it matters, but I am outraged, OUTRAGED that only women get a Swimsuit issue, and that's no joke. FU SI!
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:12pm.
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I'm not sure if I got your comment right as I'm tired and in general absent, mind wise.
Strong language, yes, that's the reason why I got into fights two times on this site - but in general I ignore it which is wayyy better and which I should've done all the time. If I have got something positive to say about someone who is ripped apart by the D-audience, I just blabber my "I love him/her" nonsense out and then leave it - I noticed quite a lot of people doing that. You can't change people.
Wtf? Are people serious? I've met her , besides her great personality - her body was flawless. If you consider her body fat, you should be shot in the head and cremated because this world has enough garbage laying around.
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Kate Upton is one BRAVE WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
suck it up kate, thats the modelling world, you sell summer wear in winter and you sell winter wear in summer.
models for missoni have collapsed in the past from wearing their rich layers of wool, camel fluff and all that shit in the middle of summer for a photo shoot.
they collapsed probably due to not eating, but also it was hot as well and they were standing under the sun in an arabian dessert.
It's true. Women are other women's worst critics and jealous foes.
Submitted by tomahawk on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:00pm.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:24pm
That was more toward the people hating on her, not the ones who aren't. I'm well aware not all of the female population of the D are like that. I'm also aware that people genuinely might not covet her body type or see her as anything special, HOWEVER those people aren't " doth protesting too much" and going out of their way to be hateful assholes about it. And constipated chickens is what I call said hatin hoe
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:14pm.
LMAO Omg.
And the commenter below is right, men don't care about the little physical flaws because physical perfection does no equal sex appeal in real life.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:14pm.
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We know, but most topmodels look also good on the runway, that's what's it about and that's what a model is about, or at least was about. I don't know why you defend her so fiercely as everybody who earns their money with their looks has to live with criticism.
All I would want to trade with her would be her age, nothing else - I had and have not so pretty legs but the rest of me has been better than her body, sorry but true even if you REFUSE to believe it (btw: why exactly are you going nuts because of this chick? (rhetorical question))
You're ridiculous
She is not fat, she is not ugly, she is not what she looks here either. She has had liposuction and implants, at the very least, and a great deal of photoshop and clever posing to "lift" her assets.
Healthy breasts (from the smallish to the plump ones) are a sign of fertility, and I find them, like all men, very attractive in women (even if no one consciously thinks about fertility, is programmed in our primal minds). But abnormally large and plastic breasts are neither attractive nor healthy.
The way the media treats women is insulting and abusive, but the way that media tries to manipulate men into telling us what we have to find sexy and who has to turn us on, is equally insulting and abusive. The difference is that men are too stupid to realize it (sorry guys, but it's true).
I'm not hating on her for being heavier than the average model, but what's the point of picking someone like her then photoshopping the picture to death?
Submitted by Meatblocks on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:28pm.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:24pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:19pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:12pm
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Ho please, I would volunteer to look like that in a New York minute and I ain't playin witcha neither. DEM BOOOBAYS! Yeah, sign me up! Now about them constipated chickens...WTF?
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That was more toward the people hating on her, not the ones who aren't. I'm well aware not all of the female population of the D are like that. I'm also aware that people genuinely might not covet her body type or see her as anything special, HOWEVER those people aren't " doth protesting too much" and going out of their way to be hateful assholes about it. And constipated chickens is what I call said hatin hoes.
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lol @ constipated chickens! That shit's funny. Hey, to each his/her own. Would trade bods with this hot bitch-- HELL YEAH!!! I'm not sure if I had my 'druthers I wouldn't prefer Bar Rafeli (or however you spell that hot bitch's name), but beggers can't be choosers and THOSE BOOOOOOOBS! Fuck I don't care if there's motor oil in those. Them's some NICE ASSED TITS.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
so, kate brings out the beast in women too?
how is it that someone so "average" (not my adjective) can bring about such a maelstrom of controversy/contention?
per order of the head of household/principal and sole wage earner (and benefactor of my sweet lazy life), i can't salaciously comment on kate, etc., but can comment on the controversy that inexplicably surrounds by saying i do not understand at all why there is any (hoopla) in the first place.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:12pm
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Ho please, I would volunteer to look like that in a New York minute and I ain't playin witcha neither. DEM BOOOBAYS! Yeah, sign me up! Now about them constipated chickens...WTF?
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That was more toward the people hating on her, not the ones who aren't. I'm well aware not all of the female population of the D are like that. I'm also aware that people genuinely might not covet her body type or see her as anything special, HOWEVER those people aren't " doth protesting too much" and going out of their way to be hateful assholes about it. And constipated chickens is what I call said hatin hoes.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:12pm
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Ho please, I would volunteer to look like that in a New York minute and I ain't playin witcha neither. DEM BOOOBAYS! Yeah, sign me up! Now about them constipated chickens...WTF?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:12pm
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Ho please, I would volunteer to look like that in a New York minute and I ain't playin witcha neither. DEM BOOOBAYS! Yeah, sign me up! Now about them constipated chickens...WTF?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This isn't gonna turn into one of those 300+ Leann Rimes threads, is it?
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I like how all the women are like "I would never wanna look like that." "They had to photoshop all her fat an imperfections." I got news for you bitches, almost every picture of a model, actress, actor, shit even dogs you see in a magazine, poster WHATEVER publishing is more than likely PHOTOSHOPPED to shit! I know how the internet works. I know what kind of grotesque tubs of lard lurk within it and like to talk shit.All because they need to make up an amazing net life because their real life sucks balls. No one who truly doesn't want or envy something...or anything in life really, goes out of their way to HATE so hard on said thing they do not like, want or envy. I know what kind of old whales and bitter empty cretins beach themselves on whatever piece of furniture they are on to the point of having their skin intertwine with said furniture or having a face that Parkay and Land O lakes would be jealosus of, or just plain insecurity. Shit this kind of thing GOES DOWN in chat ALLLLL THE TIME.. I love all the constipated chickens on the D tonight. LMAO!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 7:58pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 7:26pm.
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*walks in thread with a bowl of frosted flakes*
Hey! I'm outta almond milk, a lil help? lol
Good Lord, I was reading on the tablet which I have not typed on yet, had to come back in the office, turn the real computer back on WAIT FOREVER just so I can say LMFAO at this.
I get it!!!! Too funny BamBam.
oh, and how does Jack do those replies??? It would be so much easier.
Ok, night all.
I see that SI also photoshopped a waist on her this time haha
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 4:35pm.
Fuck fake boobies and fuck a breast lift. I thought about a lift and a tuck and you know what? Fuck it. My tits looks just fine in a bra, which all they need to do for out and about in public of for when I have guests over. I don't give a shit otherwise.
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RIGHT ON!! I agree 100% and can subscribe because I'm in the same boat.
Team Getting Older With Dignity and Without Surgery :)
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 7:58pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 7:26pm.
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*walks in thread with a bowl of frosted flakes*
Hey! I'm outta almond milk, a lil help? lol
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THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY'RE GREEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
There. I said it. You happy now?
*peeks down into robe at six pack of boobies*, but if you want...*hears door slam behind Bambam...* Damn, that's cold.
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She has silicones and her boobs are also digitally enhanced. She was well endowed naturally, but the boobs she currently displays are artificial, both in real life and in print/image.
Next time, just skip the model and the penguins altogether, and make a digital image of everything. That way there will be no one to criticize and men can fap without guilt.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 7:26pm.
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*walks in thread with a bowl of frosted flakes*
Hey! I'm outta almond milk, a lil help? lol
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Great. Now we'll have to hear about her for years to come because the mean Internet called her fat.
she's most definitely NOT fat, IMO. But she's boring. Besides those nice tittayballs.
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