Jlo Tried It
Since JLo was told to not show any pastry puff labia, side tit and/or ass cleavage, she copy+pasted Angie Joli's fame whore leg move and came out to the Grammys tonight wearing a dress that was cut up all the way to the place where Casper Smart refuses to go unless she waves a $100 bill in front of it. This will show those prude bitches with tightened assholes in CBS' Standards and Practices Department. They can ban as many body parts as they want, but JLo will still find the one body part they didn't ban and whore the hell out of that body part, because she's that desperate for camera clicks.
It's a good thing that CBS didn't try to ban "fame whoring legs," because if they did JLo would've had to get attention by spreading her ass cheeks and flashing her bleached culito lips. CBS didn't say anything about bleached culito lips.
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I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
"She is arguably one of the most stylish women in Hollywood."
I'm sorry but that statement is laughable. That dress is horrendous and I'm not even talking about the exposed leg grannypants part of it. This woman has worn TURBANS to award shows before. Not Sikh or Hindu or Muslim turbans, but JOAN CRAWFORD tubans. JLo is very pretty and has a unique body but the hard, mercenary, desperate look on her face makes her ugly. In fact, while that link to her without makeup posted earlier on this thread was not a good picture, I usually think she and slugs like Kim K. actually look better/softer without makeup.
Anyway, this bitch broke up a union with 2 kids and literally shoved Mary-Louise Parker out of the way when meeting Prince William and Kate in L.A. (while donning a belly-bearing cut-up-to-here and cut-down-to-there Versace gown, of course). She's talentless and ghetto and the ghetto part is the only reason why she got the 15 minutes that has stretched into one long decade of monumental self-importance and grandiosity.
I'm thinking of finally getting an Avatar. Barry Fucking Sotero! What do you think Glambert when it's your tiny little god? Although Barry Fucking America would be far more accurate.
Man, that is a big ole' thigh. Cover that up, girl.
"Fat leg" "thunder thighs"?
Yeah, okay.
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Submitted by Sarah Smile on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 8:27am.
J. Lo has always had terrible style. As for being in shape, I should hope that somebody with 100% control over his or her time would be in great shape. It's not like she has to get up at 5:30 am to squeeze a workout in before her day starts, the way some of us have to IN THIS ECONOMY. I'm sure a chef prepares her healthy meals, as well. I will never understand accollades for staying in shape, but I also like to exercise and don't equate it with work.
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I totally get you (and I don't think you sound bitter :D)
I don't get paid bajillions of dollars to have a hot body and I don't have countless hours to spend on it either.
She's basically doing her job (a job for which I feel she gets paid way more than she merits but nonetheless, it's her job to look good).
Her breasts were never her best feature and after a pair of kids and reaching her mid-40s, girl really needs to slap a bra on those pointy babies.
Ugh, she looks ridiculous. From the fat leg to the parted lips, to the squinted eyes - - does she think she looks sexy? As for Casper, he looks like her son.
Hotbitch - why is it bitter to point out that staying in shape is much, much easier when you have tons of time and resources to devote to it?
Sarah Smile
Swift's Premium called. They want their ham hocks back.
And what is it with her hair? She's constantly wearing these hideous greasy plastered back updos that are so tight they give me a migraine just looking at them. Does she not realize they are ugly and they make her look like she's about 60 years old? FUGLY.
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You'd think with the amount of money this twit has, she'd at least pick a good looking dude. She has absolutely terrible taste in everything.
I have to laugh to keep from crying.
Typical trashy and her boyfriend is ten different shades of ugly. Also, a side slit that high requires well-proportioned legs, not thunder thighs.
Shove your chicken leg back in your Hefty Bag Dress J Ho. Colonel Sanders has his own farms to make his chicken meals from.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Thought the dress was very ugly and the leg thing-predictable for her. Yawn. The hair, team looks like a turd. I'm wondering if pulling your hair back that tight pulls your face up, like a lift?
Gives me a headache just looking at it.
@ Glambert - I don't want to get involved in the nasty fight. Britney might not have sold the most records but she was the highest paid female in music in 2012.
http://www.forbes.com/sites/zackomalleygreenburg/2012/12/12/the-top-earn...
Maybe that was the confusion.
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@Sarah Smile sounds pretty bitter. Are you overweight yourself or just mad that she's filthy rich?? It kills me when people like you harp on personal trainers and chefs. I stay in shape w/o either and so can everyone else. And fyi, you're in the minority if you think she has awful style. She's arguably one of the most stylish women in Hollywood. Hope your day gets better....
Oh brother. Just stop.
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Too bad you'll never be invited back as a nominee.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
She is hot. A nasty, entitled, marginally talented, drama queen, but hot nonetheless.
LOL at the not-so-Curious-George description!!!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:27am.
Submitted by lynniepoo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:24am.
Why?
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UHHH HONEY, IT'S SOMETHING CALLED HOT FAT DICK. WE KNOW YOU ARE TOO BUSY IN YOUR 4x4 TO EVEN THINK OF SUCH A THING.
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huh? 4 x 4 = All wheel drive vehicle. So those of us who drive cars that don't skid in the snow are incapable of understanding that women like quality dicks? Thanks for information. You learn something new every day.
Her body is beautiful, strong, fit, a welcome relief from Skeletina. She looks like a woman and she makes Skeletina look like a teenage boy with bolt ons.
J Lo looks beautiful in my opinion. I'm not a fan of Casper Smart, though.
Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 6:29am.
It all goes down the drain when you show up with that flying monkey who looks like he trips in on the first step of the short bus. I mean, is she kidding? I can imagine their intimate evenings. She reads him stories about Curious George while he peels her grapes.
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I love this description! He really does seem spechul to me too. I am forever wondering why, with all her money, she couldn't have purchased something that looks good and has some semblance of a personality. Even more shocking is the fact that he is STILL around. Why?
Was it Winterowl who said her bun looked like turd? My mom said the exact thing in Spanish: Does she have a "mojon pronounced "Mohoen" on her head!
My mom may be a Dlister!
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@boredasfuckyo:
Harsh? I think not.
Look at that last pic. If I didn't kno this was a post about that twat, I'd have thought it WAS Pepper before enlarging the pic.
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ha ha she looks like anorexic sumo wrestler w/ that stoopid getup & hair
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not a fan of Jello's but that is nicer to look at than Angie's pasty malnourished chicken bone leg.
lol bjork
the flying monkey boy is NOT a good accessory. he makes her look insecure and delusional, desperate even.
if i were marc, i'd be glad she's with him as he is not a come up.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
at least jlo has the leg to do this and look natural & sexy.
angelina did not, her's was a stick forced upon us like a threat to be beat w/it if we did not like it.
jlo looked great.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
J. Lo has always had terrible style. As for being in shape, I should hope that somebody with 100% control over his or her time would be in great shape. It's not like she has to get up at 5:30 am to squeeze a workout in before her day starts, the way some of us have to IN THIS ECONOMY. I'm sure a chef prepares her healthy meals, as well. I will never understand accollades for staying in shape, but I also like to exercise and don't equate it with work.
Sarah Smile
J-No Talent or Class strikes again with her bad choices and endless sneering and snarling for the camera. Her leg looks like a big fat turkey leg and that hair in a bag tacked on bun looks like dog crap from the sidewalk. She has no talent, taste or class. She is slowly drifting back into obscurity! Yahoo!
She Stinks!
Tragic.
LOL @ It's a good thing that CBS didn't try to ban "fame whoring legs," because if they did JLo would've had to get attention by spreading her ass cheeks and flashing her bleached culito lips. CBS didn't say anything about bleached culito lips.
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I think that JSlow looks good, but I am finding her I WILL SHOW YOU THAT I'M STILL HOT, MARC! phase rather tedious. We know that you are sexy, we know that you have a big ass and strong legs, we know this already, Jennifer. But here is the thing. It doesn't matter how much you dress up, for your ex, fans, whoever. It all goes down the drain when you show up with that flying monkey who looks like he trips in on the first step of the short bus. I mean, is she kidding? I can imagine their intimate evenings. She reads him stories about Curious George while he peels her grapes.
Hey, whatever happened to Chris Judd?
Hey, at least she's showing 'the world' what a healthy leg looks like. I'm no J.Lo fan but I don't mind "the leg" (the other 85% of the look, not so much).
And even though J.Lo's not cool anymore (and hasn't been for a long time), I have no doubts she could do better than this little thing. Why him? I mean, at least Mariah settled on Nick, who seems like a really nice guy and isn't a closeted gay or anything. Aim higher, J.Lo.
That hairdo looks painful.
casper smart is obviously still trying to prove he's not gay... this time by wearing that completely ill-fitting suit
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 4:25am.
And yet you're the only one discussing and getting your panties in a wad over shit that happened weeks ago...yes, you are the UNSTABLE ONE..We are done here.
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Do you not get it? Yes it happened weeks ago but you wrote MULTIPLE essays about how much you hate me just because I posted a fucking link proving Shitney was NOT the best selling artist of 2012(or even close)
I find it funny that you write GIANT ESSAYS about how much you despise me for posting FACTUAL truths about Britney Spears.(Does the truth about her anger you THAT MUCH????)
You get VERT ANGRY that I insult Britney with factual links and then you write MULTIPLE ESSAYS about how much you hate me and now you are surprised that I have the nerve to still respond?
Get a clue dipshit!
Submitted by Glambert on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 4:04am.
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And yet you're the only one discussing and getting your panties in a wad over shit that happened weeks ago...yes, you are the UNSTABLE ONE..We are done here.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
I think her dress is like, half body suit/dress. Look at the part on the left, it fits like shorts. Maybe she didnt have to try to hard after all 0.o
Submitted by Snarkley on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:20am.
I find your avatar horribly offensive.
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That's fine....I don't give a shit!
There's no Bible thumpers on here that I've ever been aware of. DListed has always been open to everyone, as it should be, and shouldn't be used to blasphemize and disrespect any one group of people.
Submitted by soulfly16 on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:48am.
Anyone else think Casper Dumb looks like Pepper from American Horror Story??
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Damn that's harsh!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Anyone else think Casper Dumb looks like Pepper from American Horror Story??
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Submitted by Glambert on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:38am.
Who is the "unstable one"???
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Still you.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
amagawwwdd... amaaagggawwwwdddd...
I cant believe that resident homo casper let a girlfriend walk outta the house looking like that.
if i let that happen, i would be forced to hand back my gay card at the gay membership centre and the lady boss at the counter would snatch it back with force before looking at me with purse lips and squinty eyes and say "Shame on you!"
gosh i cant believe casper is still working jello, milk thay baby mama, cuz it wont last forever and soon you gonna be hanging out at that sun tanning salon/hairdressers/gloryhole all in one premises again.
shame on jello too, cant she buy better dick? madonna would have moved onto 3 newer dicks by now. jesus who? oh thats right! jesus is now a decrepit, frail looking old man in rio di janeiro who is holding onto a picture of madonna (no not the one with baby jesus painted by leonardo da vinci), an actual picture of madonna, and repeats the words, "Esta mulher teve a minha alma!!!"
Submitted by JimiJanisJim on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:37am.
Even though Glambert is a blasphemer, Jesus still loves him.
No one else does, but Jesus loves the unlovable and the crazy.
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That's not true....plently of the "daytime" posters on here like me. I tend to run into issues with the "nighttime" posters way more often.
BTW...Janis is rotting in hell.
Satan loves sodomizing her.(I say this JUST to anger you...he fills her with flower power every night and she loves it!)
THERE IS NO HEAVEN OR HELL!
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:31am.
This is hilarious, you're so emotionally unstable you still have your panties in a wad over shit that happen weeks ago......HAHAHAHAHA!
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Said the person who wrote multiple essays about how much they hat me because I pointed out with FACTUAL evidence that Shitney was not the best selling artist of 2012.
YOU'RE the one that wrote essays and shit yourself for me pointing out FACTS and posting links!
Who is the "unstable one"???
Even though Glambert is a blasphemer, Jesus still loves him.
No one else does, but Jesus loves the unlovable and the crazy.
Submitted by Snarkley on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:20am.
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You'll have to excuse Glambert, he didn't get enough hugs as a child.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Glambert on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:13am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:04am.
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That's fine.....if you want to even pretend Shitney is more talented than Courtney Stodden that is your right!
Keep hating on me because Shitney is batshit and talentless!(clearly you LOVE the way her puppet strings are pulled though)
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No one mentioned Britney, I didn't even see whatever post of yours in here where you claim you mention Britney, nor do I care about Britney, the only one that cares about Britney is you...This is hilarious, you're so emotionally unstable you still have your panties in a wad over shit that happen weeks ago......HAHAHAHAHA!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson