Open Post: Hosted By Chicken Cutlets

January 20, 2013 / Posted by:

The hottest thing in your grocer’s freezer is melting the snow and bringing up the temperatures in Park City, Utah right now. Robert Redford must know that no A-list film festival is complete without the A-listiest A-lister of all the A-listsers, because Phoebe Price is at Sundance with her dog friend Henry and her mom Flora. If you’re still asking yourself “For why in the name of Foster Farms is Phoebe Price at Sundance?” let me answer that with a question. For why wouldn’t Phoebe Price be at Sundance? If there’s a seat that really needs filling and warming, it’s a seat at Sundance. It’s cold there!

And PP truly is an international supermodel like no other. A truck full of chickens crashed into her, leaving her body covered in the feathers of her own kind, and she still kept on posing. Kate Moss could never.

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