Demi Moore Is Back On The Prowl After Getting Dumped
I would say to chain your 20-something sons to the water heater and lock them in the garage, but that's a waste of time. They just can't resist jumping on Demi Moore's twerk train. They'll whittle their teeth down into shanks by biting through the chains and then they'll use their whittled down teeth to pick the lock on the garage door. When a single Demi comes to town, sticks out her ass, raises her leg and sprays her cub-luring scent, 20-something dudes just can't stay away. So just let them go and pray that they don't marry her ass, because who really wants to be Tater Head's stepfather?
Page Six says that Demi Moore is no longer rubbing her cougar cooch against the crater face of 26-year-old art dealer/trust fund kid Vito Schnabel, because he wants to be taken seriously as a SERIOUS art person! Vito dumped Demi right after she showed up in Miami for Art Basel, because he doesn't want the paparazzi following him around and he's mad that she kept trying to distract him while he was trying to do SERIOUS ART BUSINESS work! You know, it's kind of like when you got that part-time job at Blockbuster and your mom showed up during your lunch hour with a Subway sandwich and you're like, "Moooom! I'm trying to do SERIOUS MOVIE BUSINESS work! You're embarrassing me!" It's kind of like that, but instead of bringing him a Subway sandwich, Demi kept trying to fuck him on the spot. Some source said this about Demi's latest break-up:
“Vito has worked very hard to be taken seriously in the art business, and doesn’t want to be seen as somebody who dates celebrities. He hated having photographers follow him around after word got out about him and Demi. And Vito wasn’t too happy that Demi flew down to party at Art Basel while he was working to build his business. It was a distraction he didn’t need while all the big collectors were in town.”
Whatever, it's Vito's loss. Vito dumping Demi didn't stop her twerk. On Friday night in Miami, Demi and Stacy Keibler showed up to Terry Richardson's party. I'm so happy that Terry is 500 years too old for Demi and that she's 500 years too old for him, because I don't want to think about him spraying his peen paint on her eyeglass lenses at the end of the night.
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pervy terry likes everyone to think he gets all the girls but-if this photo is anything to go by-his camera lies (warning-nsfw and vomit inducing due to naked terry):
http://earlierdrive.tumblr.com/post/28059926638
ugh why is everybody wearing those dumb glasses? most of the time, they make me want to punch whoever is wearing them. YOU DON"T LOOK COOL fuck
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 1:09pm.
I have a feeling the kid NEVER dated her and it's just her histrionic personality disorder kicking in and the kid got caught in the cross hairs.
Demi really can curb HPD with good therapy.
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I think you are spot on. (Courtney Love also claims to have had relationships with a bunch of men who have no apparant memory of it) Although, personality disorders once you are over 45 or so are very, very difficult to manage if nobody has EVER confronted you on them. Of course, when people do, you just try everything in your power to rip their whole life apart and maliciously ruin their relationships. Dont ask! lol. My Mom has BPD and experiences absolute joy from behaviour like that!
Anycrazy, whomever dates Demi is a fucking moron at this point.
Sorry.. Stepped away for a sec.. I honestly looked at the thumbs earlier and couldn't help thinking she was throwing shade at Mila.. Please see long hair bite my lip pose::: and remembering a shoot she did for Harpers a couple of years ago that was so lovely. She knows what she's doing and she's bitter.. And bitter don't look good on nobody...
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 1:43pm.
If that is true, then FUCK HER WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER. No sympathy for her crazy and her meltdowns.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Vob, doesn't she look like she's auditioning for one of his photoshoots, all handsy and chummy chummy? Bleurgh.
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Withy not that there's an age limit to these things... Sezzzy is ageless.. But she does know she is standing next to Terri Richardson.. ????She's someone's mother.?? .. Right?
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Vob, lmao! You mean getting ready to smoke the gangly pipe? no no no. Need to get that out of my head right now. ;p
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Withy.. I learn something new from you every day...::: jots down in big letters..OPEN AIR HANDY.. Vs where my mind went... See me out behind the pool house....
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Hey Vob, why of course. She's giving him an open air handy. Just look at his evil grin. Even the guy in the white shirt can see it. He's wondering, wait a minute, where is her other hand? How high his belly button? Can anyone else see this?
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Withy.. Please explain slowly and carefully... To make sure I understand... What's going on in thumbnail 8? There might be a difference between what I see ...as I've been known to go low really fast.;)... And what that tongue looks like its doing in that cheek....
I'd say I'm surprised by this but the truth is I heard it in a song while I was sleeping upside down in my daughter's closet.- Dog
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 1:43pm.
I just read an article that Dinty Moore was at yet another party the other night (shock, I know), befriended a wee, stray kitten for the night, and when the party was over, abandoned the kitten and let it go back to the streets. Now I LOATHE this old hag. Fucking, old, thin-lipped, pathetic cougar.
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If this is true than I am with you 100%! How could she be so fucking cruel. Stupid, cold hearted bitch.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 11:10pm.
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Did Demi really switch glasses with Pervert? Ugh, that has to be on the same corrosive level as exchanging bodily fluids with him. Yes, really. Da gross. AND WHAT IS SHE DOING IN THE LAST THUMB?!
Hey you, when you going to get time off from work so you can visit more often? lol ;p
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Terry is so disgusting. WHY to celebs pander to him? He makes my skin crawl.
Yes.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 10:42pm.
LMAO
Ugh. Desperate Demi needs to go home and chill out.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 2:39pm.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 2:29pm.
it can lead to symmastia where the skin tents and the boobs start to grow together
oh, this is a bit icky. Guess I wish women would just love their boobs. Big, small and in between.
and now I feel bad picking on that gap:(
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It's a lot more common than people realize. Throw an implant in there and with the change in distribution of fullness, it can be a lot more noticeable. I have implants but had a one-finger gap pre-op but a myriad of other aesthetic things I wish were different that an augmentation couldn't change without some truly in depth internal work.
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 4:45pm.
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Shhh that's a secret Whams. LOL
The visual of the front banging first HAHAHA
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 10:30pm.
... I just tasted his index finger after its been inside a barely legal model!! woot!...
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:O :O :O Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww! His nails are HELLA NASTAY even without the finger in the model part.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 10:33pm.
Loopy that was creepy! I am sure the tater tots have had similar calls from dear old mum.
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lol i can just imagine the kind of phone calls rumer gets when mommy is pissed as a fart at parties.
Terry Richardson, a metaphysical representation of ALL the gonorrhea
Loopy that was creepy! I am sure the tater tots have had similar calls from dear old mum.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
What is wrong with this fucking woman? She looks great, she needs to stop trying so hard!
and then rumer's phone beeps, its a multimedia message.
"hay sis, girlfrueeennd, its me, your mom, but shhhhhh dont say that out loud.. ahahaha... ohh my god gurl you should be at this partaaayyyy, terry richardson is here and I just tasted his index finger after its been inside a barely legal model!! woot! see im sooo coool and hip with it!"
*chynna phillips - I live you for you starts playing in the background*
"OMG OMG OMG Rumer, thats my song! this was from my movie STRIPTEASE!!! OMG im sooo gonna strip! ...*sings* talk to me,...lay your body down... ok ok i gotta go bye!!!"
She was actually pretty much a Hollywood Power Player for quite a few years. Demi should embrace that and stop yearning to be a ditzy party girl.
For all those of you saying Demi should be with a man of her own age, I agree but don't know how hard it is "out there" for us 40- and 50-something ladies. Most guys our age, especially those who've achieved any kind of success, think they "deserve" to be with women in their 20s and 30s. I bet Demi would go for a hot 47 year-old surgeon but one would probably never go for her...
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 1:09pm.
I have a feeling the kid NEVER dated her and it's just her histrionic personality disorder kicking in and the kid got caught in the cross hairs.
Demi really can curb HPD with good therapy.
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Perhaps, but the apparent narcissism and Borderline Personality Disorder are here to stay.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
...who really wants to be Tater Head's stepfather?
People scoffing Jocelyn Wildenstein or Linsday's duck lips may be understandable: their appearance is the result of their bad judgment.
But what is Rumer's fault? Is it that —even knowing that her appearance does not meet the commonly accepted golden ratio of beauty, she does not hide from public view?
Seriously in need of mental help. Not to mention choice in eyewear.
Dear Demi,
You can stay up with me and my girl all night, any night.
Hit me up,
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Is that Ellen DeGeneres in the back trying to get cuckoo pants Demi's attention?
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 2:45pm.
Whamo, do you mean you'd climb on Demi's back, hold on tight, tie the flapjacks around your butt and away ye go?
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I was just thinkin a little titty banging but...you know.. your idea's cool too.....
*side eyes Reason, knowing deep down behind that sweet exterior she's a sex FREAK* :P
Someone at that party should have walked up to Demi and in a very loud voice say "HEY DEMI! I Hear you're FIFTY!!! Wow! When did you turn FIFTY?! You look great for FIFTY! I didn't think a FIFTY year old woman could pull off that kind of outfit! But you did it at FIFTY! Yah, that's what should have happened.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 1:14pm.
Given some of the sad tales you've posted here, I'd say that's the right move, albeit late. Good luck wid it.
The ART BUSINESS is all about hype anyway, so having his name out there can't hurt. And I think his name might be Victor, but he's going for something edgier.
why is she wearing the Snow White costume from the Ice Follies?
She got dumped again? She's going to be in Aniston territory soon if she doesn't watch it! Desperation repels.
There is something in her eyes that reminds me of Britney right before the head shaving umbrella incidents of lore.
Looks like somebody put Demi's teen personality on perma-fix
oh LOL yes, that's definitely an upgrade for Demi, if she wants to date an "artist" and believes "art" equals cheap and sleazy porn. She's going from an entitled self important trust fund kid to an older, nevertheless equally entitled and self important trust fund douche.
Sadly, Demi's too old to be Uncle Terry's type and he'll lose interest after realizing that she no longer produces the main ingredient to make the tampon tea that he likes so much.
When a 26-year-old "artist" tosses you aside, it's time to evaluate your life.
she looks like margot kidder, another crazy
About Stacey Keibler and George Clooney, I have to agree with some of you... that business deal is about to end in 3...2...1....
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:54pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 12:50pm.
Her outfit probably cost more then I make in a month, but she looks like that one slutty teacher every school has.
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That would be my grade 7/8(?) french teacher, she was HOT and made me very uncomfortable in my Grade 8 crotchoidal area.
Ours was a French teacher, too. Hmmm....
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ours was a French teacher too XD
Miss DeCocker really knew how to get those 14 year old perverts to grovel and obey with her sexy secretary look
Wow....Terry Richardson kept his shirt on during a photo shoot? Amazing.
Whamo, do you mean you'd climb on Demi's back, hold on tight, tie the flapjacks around your butt and away ye go? Yes, I see it. lol ;p
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Submitted by rosehips69 on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 2:09pm.
It's not that Demi is 40+ and likes younger dudes. It's not that she needs to check in to an old folks home, call it a day, and stop having fun.
It's that she's acting like a FOOLIO. And acting DESPERATE.
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This. There's plenty of confident women with younger men, who OWN that shit and don't act pathetically desperate. Take Sam Taylor Wood, for instance (she's a British artist)....she's 45, and married to Aaron Johnson who is 22. They have 2 kids. She looks glowing and happy, not a clingy mess.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Thanks, Within. Stay tuned for OP!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Deb, sorry to hear the news. That's a bummer. Here's to a great end of year bash and new beginnings!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 12/10/2012 - 2:29pm.
it can lead to symmastia where the skin tents and the boobs start to grow together
oh, this is a bit icky. Guess I wish women would just love their boobs. Big, small and in between.
and now I feel bad picking on that gap:(