Thursday, October 25th 2012

Hawaiian Hamm

So when Jon Hamm goes to Hawaii, does he become Jon Spamm? (Yes, I'll GONG myself since I know your hands are busy right now.)

Jon Hamm's triple decker dick has a cock lei of jasmine on and is lying on a lounge chair on the beach in Maui while sipping a Mai Tai, because Jon Hamm and Jessica Pare are in Hawaii right now shooting seasons for the next season of Mad Men. The truth is, these pictures really ain't shit since they've tucked the Hammaconda and held it down using industrial-strength tape so we can't really see it. But at least Jon Hamm is showing off the extra fluffy muff on his chest and you know his thigh high tan lines make him look real sexy.

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Jon looks so hot but the stinkfish is a real turn-off!

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Thanks TM...your correct they make January look beautiful on the show...I bugged my sister to start watching the show she has Netflix on streaming so we where conversing about it all day today while we bored my 8 year old nephew and my bf...so she is just finishing the first season and I might be finishing up the 3rd season tonight depending on how many discs where in the 3rd season...Did u by any chance see the special editon Barbies they released a Don, Betty and Joan all 60's style Barbies but as the MM characters...I spotted a three pack once in a Wall Mart for close to $100 bucks now they are close to triple the price...they also had a Roger Sterling....I promised at the time I would get them once I caught up on MM but now they are way to expensive online with Amazon and Ebay....I'll have to buy off a desperate toy seller at a Toy and Doll show but since I'm verging on hoarding with my doll and toy "collection" its just as well its not high on my list just yet...my MM crushes are Don and Peter :) but Peter is more like a high school kinda guy I would crush on cause he is so pretty...Don is the kind of guy u just want to attack anytime anywhere....oh also commenting on the last JH thread was it confirmed that he got it on with Kristen Wig if so does that mean he likes goofy looking women or is he not into the typical Hollywood hoe type big boobs fake everything this could always be a good thing :)

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Submitted by Esteem on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 11:32pm.
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Most handsome Esteem, and I believe you, saying you like the furry nips, hehehehe Won't tell a soul... ;p

*whistles at that sexay Hawaiian tan line!*

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@ Withy

I likes the furry! As much as I drool at the model types, I'd really rather be with a regular, normal guy, ya know? Shhh, don't tell anywone and ruin my ho rep. ;-)

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Submitted by Mani6 on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 10:46pm.
A string bikini in the sixties would have looked like you were trying to tie up a shag rug.

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Shag rug? That sounds like B-52's talk, Mani! hahaha

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He looks pretty good in an old-fashioned normal guy sorta way. Even the fuzzy chest hair, hahaha I thought some ho's around here said he was outta shape. LIES! :)

Team: FREE the"Hammaconda"!! olol MK

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A string bikini in the sixties would have looked like you were trying to tie up a shag rug.

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P.T.Bull's picture

There are more pictures from this shoot in a british tabloid, and it looks like this gal was the donor for coco's ass transplant.

Bossy's picture

I concur with Betty Draper being stunning, particularly in the first season, but January Jones being meh. Costume and wardrobe groups really do wonders. I see this phenomenon with other celebs too, I know there are a few but right now only Nicole Kidman comes to mind. Great on screen, nowhere near a double take in real life.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 4:22pm.
pixxxie -- like I said earlier, I hope in the Hawaii episode she gets eaten by a shark in a spectacular fashion. I know, she's horrible, simply horrible. She's probably giving someone royal rim jobs to remain on the show. Remember though, since we hate her, we're really insecure or we've lost our men to younger women, don't ya know?

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haha muffin! I'm not even going to get into that whole 12 year old you are just jealous crap that people can spew. I'm not jealous of a character on tv that has nothing on me. I'm young and never lost my man to someone younger or prettier fyi -

but her character is really annoying and i find her rather annoying.. I think her acting is pretty bad.. which is why i was wondering what she has on people?

bring back betty boooooo hoo lol.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 9:29pm.

Haha. Thanks for not throwing any rotten fruit at me Rande. (Sorry, I don't know how to make the accented 'e').

I'll back up off Hamm now. ;-)

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Submitted by Esteem on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 9:21pm.
Although...several people who do photoshop for a living claimed those photos had been shopped due to the pixel distortions around the pants line...

Those are sweat stains.

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"Hammaconda" lmao, MK, you are priceless.

Although...several people who do photoshop for a living claimed those photos had been shopped due to the pixel distortions around the pants line...

*ducks tomatoes headed my way*

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Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 7:25pm.

What was the trend in people's bodies in that era? People didn't really work out, right?

They also didn't trim their pubes either...everybody had the Demi Moore full bush!

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Jon is in Waikiki on the beach in front of the Royal Hawaiian Hotel, not Maui, do you want me to call Five-O to help you?

Mahalo

OK you guys, thats the Royal Hawaiian Hotel in Waikiki, been drunk in the afternoon too many times not to know my way upstairs to my room, Maui is a different island completely, you can smell the dope in the air over there! hahahaha
Just saying

Mahalo

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theresapop -- hey, glad to see you back! If I were you, I'd stick with it & watch all the episodes if I could. I really do think it's the best show on TV. I know some people are better at commenting than others, though. It's funny, I don't think January Jones is much to look at in real life, but I do think she's very pretty on the show. From what I read, she gets around quite a bit in real life, but I've never gotten the impression that she's boned Jon Hamm. FYI, besides having a huge crush on Jon Hamm, I also have a huge crush on John Slattery (Roger Sterling). Come back more & comment -- nice to see you again!

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Just catching up with MM just sent back disc that had Betty and Don got back from Rome and she still was an unhappy housewife...I did cheat and read an overview of all the episodes on wiki so I know he is now married to his secretary...ill watch the episodes on commentary only if the actor who plays Peter is commenting but one if the things they mentioned that John and January had really good chemistry so I wonder if they ever got it on in real life.....also I think Betty Draper is really beautiful just a bit bratty it seems

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What was the trend in people's bodies in that era? People didn't really work out, right?

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don't watch Mad Men, never have never will; I watch the Hamm Cam on DList. Hamm is the man, Hamm can with the plan. :)hammbone, hamminahammina. thank you very much =)

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Daniee's picture

Jessica has a great body and I think she is looking fine here. Very healthy.
I dont see wheres there anything wrong with her teeth?

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FreakGeek -- it may be a "save the marriage" trip for them on the show, but I'm hoping it's a shark attack as far as Megan goes. Love the horse face comment; I totally agree. Megan/Jessica obviously registers strongly with people, either love or hate (mostly hate based on dlisted comments).

Naughychimp -- I just find it hard to believe that out of all the women Don has bedded on the show that he ended up marrying boring, plain, buck-toothed Megan. And I totally agree about the chest hair thing & the suction cup thing when a guy doesn't have enough chest hair.

Bigbendy -- yes, I have rug burns all over my ass.

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Submitted by FreakGeek on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 5:26pm.

I'm hoping that Peggy comes back too.

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Hoping this is a "save the marriage" trip to Hawaii. Can't believe Betty has been almost completely written off the show for the Megan/Don snoozefest that was last season. Same goes for Peggy. I'd much rather see either of them than Megan's horse face in every other scene.

Maybe Jessica Pare tests well with male focus groups or something...I don't know any other reason to keep her around, unless Matt Weiner really likes annoying the shit out of most Mad Men fans.

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Submitted by miz cynical on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 12:34pm.

Jessica Pare plays his annoying wife, Megan on Mad Men. Hate her bucked teeth and pancake ass on the show. Also her character is grating. I need Twatty and some other Mad Men fans to bolster my argument :).
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I'm with you 100% (apparently that makes me just another bitter, lonely spinster : ) I think Meghan's character is dull. At least Bette showed frustration, rage, bitchiness etc. whereas Meghan seems simply blah. And, no Quebecoise girl of that era would have been named Meghan! Luckily, it was clear in the closing scene of last season (at the bar, getting the eye from two foxy ladies) that Draper will be back to his cheating ways soon enough. Hooray!

And yeah, I loves me some chest hair. Supposedly, women under 30 now expect their dudes to be hairless and I wonder if they know what they're missing. And - back me up here, ladies! I can't be the only one - when I've been with hairless dudes, my luscious tatas tend to make weird suction noises against their chests... quite the lady-boner-killer. Give me fur or give me death (or, at least, celibacy)!

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Submitted by saltydog on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 4:45pm.

It seems that a lot of people really don't like her and I'm not sure why. I think she's pretty hot and as far as a character, she's very bossy but really it's kind of what Jon needs IMO.

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 10/25/2012 - 5:15pm.
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Twatty, haha. Did you get any on your bottom?

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Zorba -- "hairy kumquat" -- love it!

Bigbendy -- yes, those are rug burn scabs. He got them from taking me in front of a roaring fireplace on a shag rug. Those shag rugs are hell on the knees.

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If John Hamm could rock the swchinging peen in a pair of khakis, don't you think he'd rock it in a pair of loose swimtrunks? Don't see him wet, there's no shrinkage. What's the deal?

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Does he have rug burn scabs on his knees?

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

Jon Hamm grosses me out, but when he's dressed up as Don Draper....humana, humana. Come to me, you hairy kumquat you.

saltydog's picture

I totally love Megan Draper, I think she's awesome on the show I've liked her since Jack and Bobby (a great show that most people have never seen, it has Bradley Cooper in it back when he was mega hot before he lost all that weight and started looking so creepy and skeezy)

I think Jon has really sexy legs, but the tan line is pretty funny.

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pixxxie -- like I said earlier, I hope in the Hawaii episode she gets eaten by a shark in a spectacular fashion. I know, she's horrible, simply horrible. She's probably giving someone royal rim jobs to remain on the show. Remember though, since we hate her, we're really insecure or we've lost our men to younger women, don't ya know?

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agirl -- totally yes to chest hair on a man. When did all this shit start with men waxing their chests? I can't stand that Chippendales look! Why not throw on a fake collar & cuffs and strut around with your waxed chest & tight black pants, why don't you? This is my theory about dating: never date a man who has longer hair than you, colors his hair or has less body hair than you do.

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i hope they kill megan in the show. hated her from the start.. there was a HUGE blitz of hating on her when she first came on.. and still a big campaign to get rid of her.. she must know someone to still be on the show after all the viewers disliking her.. or possible casting couch potatoe?

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booboo -- no, hon, in thumbnail #9, the teeth are still the same, same gaps & everything.

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haha @ thumb #7. nice expression.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

Bigbendy's picture

@whamo, the cock ring gangrene is not an urban myth. My husband's law firm was involved in this case. It,was horrible. Trust me when I say, it can happen.

miz cynical's picture

Twatty - you summed it up perfectly about the character of Megan - inconsistent. And it really bothers me, too. Geez all this Hamm talk has me really amped up for the new season even though there's already good tv on!

booboo's picture

It looks like she had her teeth fixed!

agirl's picture

I say YES to chest hair on men.

tonicbitch's picture

Thanks Aphid & Twatty. Yea from the shots above her teeth look okay to me. I just got cable and netflix hooked back up so I'm going to start watching this soon! I want to see what all the fuss is about.

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Bravo! That is quite perspicacious of you.

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tonicbitch -- I understand where you're coming from. Her character is really annoying on the show. And when you see her mouth in movement and some of the faces she makes, she's a lot less cute. Plus, she's made Don Draper way less interesting & this was the year of Megan, which was really disappointing, especially since the show had been off the air for a year & a half. Her character is also rather inconsistent and has what I believe to be some passive-aggressive tendencies.

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Aphid's picture

Tonicbitch, I personally don't think she's ugly although a lot of people think she has jacked up teeth...my issue with her is only her character on the show. She is just so boring to me and I don't like the Don Draper character with her.

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ethang's picture

I like his bod. It's natural looking. Lately, I've been kinda put off by the tanned, ripped, muscle twinks that seem to be dominating Hollywood as of late.

tonicbitch's picture

I'm not seeing the fugly with her that everyone complains about. Is she styled differently on the show? I think she looks super cute.