Night Crumbs
Prepare to get splashed in the eyes with a tidal wave of foreskin grease, because here’s Sean Penn looking like a shriveled up Mickey Rourke – Lainey Gossip
Chestica Simpson has been working out and you can tell by her peen head-looking calves – The Superficial
BUT WHO IS SANJAYA VOTING FOR?!. – Towleroad
Natalie Portman shows us the kind of titty magic that can happen with a good push-up bra and some duct tape – Hollywood Tuna
Emily VanCamp in GQ – Drunken Stepfather
Chace Crawford is all creamed up. Just a regular night for him – The Berry
Jackie Collins spills the tea on why Matt Bomer isn’t Superman – Celebitchy
Jessica Biel’s ring looks like the one I made as a kid using a beer bottle cap and a garbage bag tie – Just Jared
Ke$hit finally found a boyfriend with the same IQ as hers – ICYDK
Community is really trying to make you forget about Chevy Chase’s latest meltdown – Popoholic
Alicia Keys is on fire and I think it has everything to do with the genital warts she caught from Swizz Beak – Cityrag
What’s more interesting? TimberBiel or those hot yellow airport chairs? – Popsugar
Looking at Bruce Willis’ peen head has mean wondering about what ever happened to Jane March – (NSFW) OMG Blog
Timothy Dalton looks like this now – SOW
Willow Smith looking like an Emo runaway – I’m Not Obsessed
Our Lady of Cheetos will be a beautiful December bride – Hollywood Rag
“I’d hit it” says everyone who regularly searches the internet for naked pictures of David Crosby – Videogum