Night Crumbs

October 22, 2012 / Posted by:

Prepare to get splashed in the eyes with a tidal wave of foreskin grease, because here’s Sean Penn looking like a shriveled up Mickey RourkeLainey Gossip

Chestica Simpson has been working out and you can tell by her peen head-looking calves – The Superficial 


Natalie Portman shows us the kind of titty magic that can happen with a good push-up bra and some duct tape – Hollywood Tuna 

Emily VanCamp in GQDrunken Stepfather

Chace Crawford is all creamed up. Just a regular night for him – The Berry 

Jackie Collins spills the tea on why Matt Bomer isn’t Superman – Celebitchy

Jessica Biel’s ring looks like the one I made as a kid using a beer bottle cap and a garbage bag tie – Just Jared 

Ke$hit finally found a boyfriend with the same IQ as hers – ICYDK

Community is really trying to make you forget about Chevy Chase’s latest meltdown – Popoholic

Alicia Keys is on fire and I think it has everything to do with the genital warts she caught from Swizz Beak Cityrag

What’s more interesting? TimberBiel or those hot yellow airport chairs? – Popsugar

Looking at Bruce Willis’ peen head has mean wondering about what ever happened to Jane March – (NSFW) OMG Blog 

Timothy Dalton looks like this now – SOW

Willow Smith looking like an Emo runaway – I’m Not Obsessed

Our Lady of Cheetos will be a beautiful December bride – Hollywood Rag 

“I’d hit it” says everyone who regularly searches the internet for naked pictures of David CrosbyVideogum

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