Open Post: Co-Hosted By Giggy And Honey Boo Boo

October 17, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Besides MOOOOOOOONAAAAAAY and mud pits, Honey Boo Boo Chile loves nothing more than a drag queen animal, so it was love at first sight when she met Giggy from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills at Lisa Vanderump’s restaurant yesterday.

Giggy isn’t breaking out into a cold sweat, because he’s part wookiee and is afraid June the Hutt will swallow him whole before spitting all his bones out. Giggy has the look of embarrassed fear in his eyes, because he doesn’t want anybody to know he’s posing with a girl whose eyeliner game makes me want to play a sad trombone. Really, Honey Boo Boo looks like she just woke up after crying herself to sleep in a jail cell, because a police officer took her 40 oz. away when he arrested her for getting into a drunken brawl in the parking lot of a bar. That is some eyeliner of shame. Freshen that shit up, Honey Boo Boo!

Or maybe Honey Boo Boo did cry her eyeliner off, because when she got to the restaurant, she realized it was one of those bottom of the barrel eating establishments that doesn’t serve ketchup and butter sketti and hot dog bun garlic bread. That really is a reason to cry.

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