Sally Struthers Busted For DUI
That isn't Sally Struther's mug shot (this is), but let's pretend that it is. I think I can say that I've typed it all after typing the headline: Sally Struthers Busted for DUI!
To me, Sally Struthers seems like the kind of party girl who goes to a crowded bar by herself, guzzles down Singapore Sling after Singapore Sling and dances like the wild wild woman she is to Paradise By The Dashboard Light before passing out after last call in a dark booth in the back. Miss Sally might've done some of that last night, but instead of passing out in a dark booth, she got in her car and drove.
TMZ says that at around 12:30am in Maine, Sally was caught by police driving under the influence of the sweet nectar and was arrested. Sally was later released after she posted $160 bail, and she could get a $500 fine and her drivers license suspended for 90 days if she gets convicted of DUI. Gloria from All in the Family is in Maine to sing and dance in 9 to 5 the musical at the Ogunquit Playhouse.
Feeding the children sure does make a bitch thirsty, but Sally is 65 and old enough to know that passing out in a dark booth in the bar of a bar instead of driving is the way to go. They should update Sally's commercial and have her say, "For just 10 cents and a drink ticket a day, you can keep me drunk!" I'd probably donate.
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"To me, Sally Struthers seems like the kind of party girl who goes to a crowded bar by herself, guzzles down Singapore Sling after Singapore Sling and dances like the wild wild woman she is to Paradise By The Dashboard Light before passing out after last call in a dark booth in the back."
OMFG!! It's like MK's been watching the security cameras in my hometown bar. That's some straight up Midwest townie bar shit right there!
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I think she is very talented.
she looks like she eats a lot of painkillers
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She failed the sobriety test when they asked her if her car had automatic transmission, and she said "No officer, it's a Honda Stivic."
Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 9:46pm.
We need her mugshot. Meathead is disappointed.
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Awwchee's looking down from heaven dissapurnted at his little goil.
She was hilarious as Babette on Gilmore Goils.
she wasn't drunk, she just needed something to wash her food down.....
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There was a huge part of me that thought Ogunquit, Maine only existed in the mind of Stephen King. I feel a bit more educated tonight...and kinda dumb.
This would have made an epic mugshot!
Bad, bad Sally!
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Had she not been giving Lionel Jefferson a beej, they may have let her go.
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I thought that was a pic of Honey Boo Boo.
I like my men like I like my syrup---thick and rich!
Dont worry, Meathead has retianed Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz & Rabinowitz.....
Baby Joey and Meathead have apparently crawled inside of her. I bet she was driving a Chrysler LeBaron with pet stains on the upholstery when this went down. Will there be a mug shot?
please, please let the police report mention that she had a Hibachi grill cooking pork ribs strapped into the passenger seat.
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We need her mugshot. Meathead is disappointed.
I loved Sally in "Still Standing" but this is one of the funniest pictures I have ever seen. Ever.
Alohfuckingha ha ha. Slobbering Sally's a pinched porker in the great state of nothing-better-to-do-than-drink. Gluttony's a bitch and so's she.
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I did always enjoy her as Babette on Gilmore Girls.
And for those hos throwing shade that she is too fat to do a feed the children charity, shut yo mouths! The fact that she eats too much is not the reason those kids are starving, and maybe being aware of her struggle with food makes her extra sympathetic to those who are without.
She reped a starving childrens charity...oh the irony - she looks like she eats GOOD!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
What charity did she rep?
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 6:23pm.
Submitted by mike: "tsk, tsk, Sally...
She could have hurt madam s (one of our great former posters who lives in ME)!"
Where IS madam s? And Jill the ripper? I also miss Lolo, who made me laugh so hard.
Not sure. Madam S is one of the few posters I've had contact with outside of dlisted. I still have her email, but I kind of got lax about communicating (I'm very prone to that). She's a fantastic painter - good enough that she's able to make a living.
for just pennies a day you can get drunk in mexico
Submitted by mike: "tsk, tsk, Sally...
She could have hurt madam s (one of our great former posters who lives in ME)!"
Where IS madam s? And Jill the ripper? I also miss Lolo, who made me laugh so hard.
65? I guess Oprah was right when she said the way to loose wrinkles is to gain a few pounds.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 6:00pm.
If you add Lindsay Lohan to the mix you got the gal version of SNL's Night at the Roxy.
Instead of "What is Love?" playing it'd be "Where're the Drugs?" lols
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Jeezus.....bitches everywhere are going nuts.
Sally and Amanda Bynes should just party together at the Home Depot.
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:33pm.
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heeheehee...next time I see my neighbor's pom, I'm gonna call her "Sally"! Too funny!
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:33pm.
She's basically a pomeranian.
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PEOPLE, PEOPLE, Adrienne Barbeau was NEVER married to Steven Van Zandt, she is married to Billy Van Zandt. Two entirely different people.
Submitted by Kisa on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:38pm.
I still love her , she will always be Gloria Bunker to me.
Me toooooooo, love that show! ..."Stifle yourself!"
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Submitted by IrishFury on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 3:55pm.
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Hello darlin,
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Oh - hi there Jack. Hope you're having a great day!
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LMAO!!! Hi, sweetie.
Does she play the drunk secretary in that glorious "9 to 5" revival?
Everytime I think of Sally, I can't help but laugh at that Married with Children episode where Al Bundy states...
"Oh, no. Not Sally Struthers feeds the Third World channel. Hey, Sally, open your purse up! I'm sure there's enough Ding-Dong's and Ho-Ho's in there to open a new Seven-Eleven! That's that every starving kid needs, someone like Sally standing their while they're eating saying, "are you gonna finish that?"
I still love her , she will always be Gloria Bunker to me.
"If it were socially acceptable I would esconce myself in velvet. " George Costanza
Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 3:26pm.
Excuse my beauty....but $160 bail?!
Can someone explain to me how they determine how much your bail.should be.
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If you've been held in the pokey, bail is determined by the judge at your arraignment in the morning after arguments by the state and your attorney.
If the police determine you're not a danger and your will show up to Court, they'll release you on your own recognizance, and bail is usually set by the crime (usually ranging $40 - $150 here in MA).
Seeing as I'm a Bostonian and have done a few mini vacations in Ogunquit, I will give her a pass for getting drunkity-drunk in that sleepy town. (But not for drinking and driving, natch -- especially considering you can throw a stone to just about everything in Ogunquit.)
I waited on her once - she was in my college town doing a show. She is TINY and round and yappy with big hair. She's basically a pomeranian.
hey! that's right by where we have our summer house, watch out for my parents you crazy bitch!!!
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I wonder if anyone knows why she went downhill so fast. Maybe she was depressed? Always wondered what happened there.
Plus, she did do some great work for Feed the Children. She has to have a heart...
I'll always remember good old Sally from those Starvin Marvin episodes on South Park.
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Is this pic from Sally's audition for David Lynch's Inland Empire? Because I saw Laura Dern make the exact same face.
Quick someone make this glorious picture their Dlisted avatar!!!
Submitted by estee logger on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:16pm.
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Just double checked it. She was married to Billy Van Zandt, who is Steve's half brother. Glad to hear that, nobody should be that blessed........unlessssss, they're some kinky bastards and maybe swap wives or swing. Damn, I'm making myself sick with envy.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
This needed to happen.
"Knowledge is good." -Col. Faber
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 4:12pm.
Submitted by super8atefilm on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 3:54pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 3:44pm.
Oh, yes, she had immense talent :)
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Last I heard she was married to Steve Van Zant, the luckiest mofo in the worrrrld. Besties with Bruce Springsteen, number two guy in the Sopranos, his own radio show on satellite radio, married to Adrienne Barbeau. Talk about a blessed life, man oh man.
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Are you sure about that? I thought Van Zant was married to Maureen Santoro, who actually played his wife on the Sopranos.
tsk, tsk, Sally...
She could have hurt madam s (one of our great former posters who lives in ME)!
Submitted by super8atefilm on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 3:54pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 09/13/2012 - 3:44pm.
Oh, yes, she had immense talent :)
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Last I heard she was married to Steve Van Zant, the luckiest mofo in the worrrrld. Besties with Bruce Springsteen, number two guy on the Sopranos, his own radio show on satellite radio, married to Adrienne Barbeau. Talk about a blessed life, man oh man.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.