Night Crumbs

September 11, 2012 / Posted by:

How many people do you think went up to Winona Ryder at this TIFF event and were like, “Please ask me, ‘Did you suck his cock?” It’s really better than getting her to autograph a picture in Veronica’s name – Celebitchy

Angie Jolie’s holy eyebrow situation will save the refugees – Lainey Gossip

Hayden Pantyairs looking like Roxie Hart in a troll production of ChicagoHollywood Tuna 

That baby goat deserves a full spread in Allure more than Blake NotSoLively does – Drunken Stepfather 

Nick Gruber is like the Kendra of bis. He’s trying to make a whole career out of sexing on an old dude for two seconds – Towleroad

The permanently pregnant Camila Alves is still pregnant – Popoholic

Duchess Kate wore a pretty dress and shook some hands in Singapore today, so basically she did what she does every day but did it around a bunch of Asian people instead – Popsugar

Zac Efron is okay with the rumors that he replaces his lip gloss with a hard peen sometimes – ICYDK

Emma Watson’s silicone nipple shield will not be ignored – The Superficial 

And we all want to punch Billy Ray Cyrus for giving us Miley Hollywood Rag

How the molten block of ice in Pimp Mama Kris’ chest came to be – OMG Blog

Jambi the Genie wore it better – Just Jared

In other words, Blake Lively wants you to know that she’s always doing it bareback-style with the Green Lantern – IDLYITW

The main reason why I just screamed “Kiss him on the mouth!” 20-something times – The Berry 

Shaq really hasn’t been the same since he dropped Hoopz Crunk + Disorderly

The Dawg hasn’t been sent to the pound after all – I’m Not Obsessed

I woke up today hoping for pictures of Bubba Sparkxxx in a two piece, but I guess I’ll take Jordin Sparks in a two piece instead – Cityrag

Proof that Today’s executive producer is Lucifer – SOW

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