Night Crumbs

August 28, 2012 / Posted by:

The Texas T-Rex’s skinniness is due to him losing a bunch of weight to play a man with AIDS. The Texas T-Rex’s gorgeously blown out hair is due to the stylist’s fascination with Jamie from Small Wonder’s hair – The Berry 

Today’s rock bottom moment is brought to you by me staring at a picture of Cameron Diaz for a good 45 seconds to see if she’s got camel toe – Lainey Gossip

Since Dr. Blossom doesn’t want that Vicodin prescription, can she please pass it this way? – The Superficial 

How to get Novak Djokovic to hug you: Be a 10-year-old boy and ask him to marry you – Towleroad

Don’t you hate it when you’re trying to turn tricks on the stroll in Hawaii and the paps keep bothering you? Bai Ling feels your pain – Hollywood Tuna 

Speaking of aliens, Emma Stone looks like one in InterviewDrunken Stepfather

Everyone hates Matt LauerCelebitchy

Drew Barrymore still has a case of the BABIES! – Just Jared

RPattz should turn his house into a mental home for heartbroken Twihards – ICYDK

Well, I guess “that person” is a little better than “that bitch” OMG Blog

What are you staring at, Amber Heard’s dog? I’m not the one with a pink bow on my head! – Popoholic

Fame! I want to live forever……or until Nigel Lythgoe decides to do a remake of Fame and then I just want to curl up into a ball and die” – SOW

Bar Rafaeli is Jesus – Hollywood Rag 

Amanda Seyfried goes struttin’ with her new dude – Popsugar

Glum Cunt Mel being Glum Cunt Mel – Cityrag

Dominic Purcell looks like he just got out of prison or like he’s taking a break from his job as a bouncer at a gay leather club – Moe Jackson 

One of the reasons why we should forgive Tom Hanks for Chet HazeI’m Not Obsessed

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