Presenting NaNa NeNe

August 22, 2012 / Posted by:

The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s NeNe Leakes was just strolling along through the life one day when she ran into her son Bryson’s girlfriend, Ashley Hill, who looked like she either had a case of the BABIES!!! or a case of the fats. The two shared a touching moment together and NeNe then heard the words that every mother longs to hear from someone other than their own kid: “You’re going to be a grandma, bitch.”

When 44-year-old NeNe told Ashley that it looked someone was living up in there, Ashley admitted to being over 6 months knocked up and asked her if Bryson told her. NeNe was farting up shit bombs of anger at first, because she didn’t think her practically unemployed 22-year-old son was ready to be a father. But she changed her mind as soon as she realized all the extra money she came make from whoring out her granddaughter in tabloids  her granddaughter Bri’asia (no comment on that name) was born. NeNe said this to InTouch:

“I always wanted to have a girl and now I have one! She’s just adorable.

I paid for everything in the nursery: the clothing, the diapers. I don’t want her to feel strapped. [I’ve gone] crazy buying gifts for the baby, including little dresses, sparkly headbands, and Gucci shoes … We just love her,”

We get it, NaNa Nene, you have that TRUMP check, you’re rich, bitch, etc… I guess NeNe really is proud of throwing all that money at her granddaughter, because she’s holding Bri’asia like that baby is a trophy, a bag of money or a limited-edition Marie Osmond doll. That is the “Behold, My Adorable Little ATM Machine” pose from the Kardashian pose book.

And here’s some pictures of Elisabeth Moss at the NYC premiere of “For A Good Time, Call…” last night. I know Elisabeth Moss has nothing to do with this story, but she and NeNe both have Draco Malfoy hair, so I thought it was fitting.

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