Murderous Asshole Who Killed Those People Has Small Penis

Did anyone else have trouble sleeping last night? I did. Admittedly, being present when a cowardly motherfucker starts blowing heads off in an enclosed space was already one of my biggest fears. Then I read that one of the people he killed had recently avoided being murdered in ANOTHER shooting. Fuck all our lives. I just want to find the escape hatch from this fucked up planet. You know shit is serious when the thought of going to the movies gives you pause.

Hey, it’s J. Harvey. I’m covering for Michael K. and I’ll be insuring you want to blow out the pilot light on your stove and flick a Bic with this post.

Several news sources have revealed more information on James Holmes (and if I read anyone playing into his fantasy and referring to him as “The Joker”, I will personally come to your house, knock over your Jenga tower, read your grandmother, and punch you in the hang-lows).

The picture above is allegedly one he posted along with his profile on Adult Friend Finder. TMZ sez:

“Holmes” created the profile on AdultFriendFinder.com July 5 — and included a picture of himself with reddish, orange hair … just as officials in Aurora, CO said he looked when he was apprehended Friday morning.

In his profile, “Holmes” says he’s 6’0″ and single … with an athletic body. Note — the FBI says Holmes is 6’3″.

His profile lists him as looking for group sex with couples. And confirming the general opinion that he’s likely dickless, he lists his cocksize as “short/average.” Uh huh.

Holmes graduated with high honors from the neuroscience program at the University of California in 2010, and recently dropped out of the P.H.D. program for neuroscience at the University of Colorado-Denver.

Listen, cunt, I’m not gifted downstairs either. But I would at least have the courtesy to shoot myself in the head first if I was feeling rage-y over it. Asshole.