Night Crumbs
Michael Phelps pushes his razor and wax kit away for Details... And why does his right pec look like it's trying to get away from his armpit? - Just Jared
The Princess Diana biopic starring Naomi Watts could be worse. It could be on Lifetime and star Lindsay Lohan and Adnan Ghalib - Lainey Gossip
Every now and again we must be reminded that Susan Sarandon has a pair of magnificent chichis - The Superficial
Anne Hathaway looks like she's about to fly off and fight Captain Hook - Celebitchy
Beyonce's poem for Frank Ocean's coming out sounds straight out of the commercial for Calvin Klein's Be perfume - Towleroad
Do my eyes want to stare at Sofia Vergara's chichis or that delicious lemonade? - Drunken Stepfather
I'm pretty sure I've seen those same panties RiRi's wearing hanging to dry on the shower rod in my abuelita's bathroom and I don't like it - Hollywood Tuna
FYI: A baby just came out of there - Popoholic
George Clooney played this same prank on Brad Pitt, but with a merkin made out of his own pubes instead of a head wig made out of his own hair - The Berry
Don't be jealous of Janice Dickinson's salmon jerky hotness - ICYDK
One of my gold digging idols Victoria Silvstedt takes a break from slurping on wrinkled sugar daddy dick - IDLYITW
Sienna Miller had a girl - Popsugar
Glamberace might go back to American Idol as a judge - OMG Blog
Kanye West unleashes his inner shade-throwing cunt queen at Media Takeout - Crunk + Disorderly
Hungover on a Monday..... Owls are just like us! - Cityrag
If you don't want Jessica Biel around, just pull the bad shit. Good to know. - Hollywood Rag
Philip Seymour Hoffman is Plutarch Heavensbee. Like officially. - I'm Not Obsessed
Ron Perlman is the best - Videogum
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Ron Perlman: Now THAT'S what it means to be a celebrity!! Bravo!!
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It really pisses me off how the word "hero" gets thrown around so lightly anymore, particularly with athletes. A "Hero" is someone who puts their life at risk to save another person, living being or even property; like firefighters, soldiers, police officers, etc. The media and so-called journalists are the worst offenders.
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Go Ron Perlman! Wish more celebrities were like him :D
Adam Sandler recently called a sick boy just a few days before the little boy died. Pretty nice, but hey it was a call, he could have been doing that while sitting on the crapper. A visit speaks volumes.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 5:45am.
If there really IS a heaven, when we are there Michael Phelps WILL sit on our face!
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Submitted by AlexDSSF on Tue, 07/10/2012 - 3:29am.
Can you tell that I'm a big fan/student of the Olympic Games?
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If there really IS a heaven, when we are there Michael Phelps WILL sit on our face!
I just cannot stand Michael Phelps, marijuana or no marijuana. My annoyance with him increases during an Olympic year, and I LIVE for the Olympic Games (Winter AND Summer). I've never understood why American Olympic athletes (at least those in the past ten or twelve years) have had this need to aim for a shit-load of gold medals in one fell swoop. Perhaps it's because the Olympics are the only major venue in the world where American influence hasn't waned in the slightest, so when the Olympics come, they want someone to win a shit-load of gold medals so that they can prove that the USA is still No. 1 in the world and everyone else can go suck a fuck. Marion Jones in 2000, Apolo Anton Ohno in 2002, Bong King in 2004, Bode Miller and speed skater Chad Hedrick in 2006, Bong King again in 2008, Lindsey Vonn in 2010, and now Bong King yet again and Ryan "Vogue Cover Boy" Lochte in 2012 all have had highly publicized "gold-whoring" (for lack of a better phrase) campaigns. At some point, it becomes less about showing sporting prowess and more about the bling-bling, as if winning 8 gold medals in the span of over a week is supposed to cure the ails of an entire country. Can you tell that I'm a big fan/student of the Olympic Games?
Is RiRi still slapping her cooch around onstage? I never watch her stuff (for a good reason ....)
DR.DICK---please elaborate
Sorry but no respect for Alessandra Ambrosio - she had that baby at 7 months to avoid those last 2 months ruining her body. Of course she's gonna look like that now - but is it an accomplishment? No. Absolutely not.
OFFS half the world does pot, big deal..Should be legal anyway (and ths coming from someone who's never tried it).
Not like he 'smothers babies' or sodomizes little bunny rabbits..He smokes an herb which to me is far less YECH than ciggerettes anyway.
His body is pretty darn nice.. his face, well I might have to think of someone else while hitting that!
Susan Sarandon is still quite pretty, I think I would...(Don't judge people) :P
The thought of Janice's beef jerky curtains robs my brain of Susan's maybe still nice granny boobs.
Wow a little photoshopping here and there and he almost looks normal. I don't dislike the guy, he doesn't show in my radar as a total arrogant asshole like Federer or Tiger. The bong debacle was blown out of proportion, IMO.
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"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Michael Phelps is the biggest douchebag in the world. He has swimming talent for sure, but a total ASSHOLE in private life.
I'm not even convinced that Biel is not Gayelle.
I don't know why anyone would wanna marry Timberlake. He's a total whore, you could never trust him at all. Then again, she's totally a lesbian.
Ron Perlman is awesome. The end.
"Greatest American Hero" my ass. Greatest American SWIMMER, I cannot argue, but the heroes are the dudes in camo or blue.
Anne Hathaway needs to keep her hair long.
Beyonce has become the black Goopy. Ever since she faked her pregnancy, she's apparently decided that this makes her a sage.
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That's one AWESOME swimmer.
There. Fixed it for you.
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It's LOCHTE time! JEAH!
That is one fugly swimmer
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Phelps has total derp face.
I don't know whether to laugh at Biel for being so stupid about JT or feel sorry for her about JT. I mean, is marrying him when you know he doesn't want to get married worth knowing you're never going to have a moment's peace because you'll be worrying he's cheating? Which he will be. He'll probably bonk the caterer at your reception.
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Are Haffaway's teef still growing? WTF?
For the first time ever, I actually think MP looks good here. Too bad he doesn't look like that all the time.
he's gross. put a shirt on. no one wants to see that.
What in the fuck that face... my eyes!
*clutches side of thread and makes way back to ScaarJo thread of hotness*
"That said, if Michael Phelps can still kill the competition (except maybe Ryan Lochte) and still smoke a bowl or two, that just makes him even more fucking cool. I love this guy."
I KNOW, RIIIIGHT?! It's not like he drove on the wrong side of a highway or rear-ended someone. It's not like he's doping or has tested positive for enhancement drugs. Best of luck to him.
I totally choked up over the Ron Perlman story. I can't imagine how sad it would be to participate in 'Make A Wish', which makes that Ina Garten hag seem like a mega-cunt. 'Oh I'm too busy'. Funny, the kid is kind of busy with their terminal illness. Cunt. Hooray for Ron Perlman though.
"Worry not, dear Nanners! The word "hero" has been so overused in the US over the last ten or so years that it's almost meaningless."
Mr. Simpson, I don't use the word 'hero' often, but you are the greatest American hero who ever lived.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Daniee, yes that one's great, as is "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead" with a stellar performance by Marisa Tomei, who is still very hot and talented.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Submitted by elanenergy on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:34pm.
Cannot seem to find that one. .....Oh, think I have it - Synecdoche, New York? Thanks.
Owning Mahoney is awesome as well!!
The film Scenecody, NY (fuck it, that spelling's not even close, but it stays) is EERIE as shit, (Like the inside of a schizophrenic's mind eerie) and Hoffman's performance is .... breathtaking.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Submitted by elanenergy on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:22pm.
Philip Seymour Hoffman is THE BEST AMERICAN actor working today, bar none. Of course, that's my humble opinion. But there has not been ONE film he has been in, where he did not thoroughly and completely fascinate...and often upstage....everyone else. (Even Tommygirl in that fantastic scene in Magnolia....my eyes were on PSH's amazing portrayal of a very kind and decent hospice worker.....so many great roles, so little space to wax on about PSH. Awesome actor.
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Co-sign. And he really can act ANYthing! His voiced Mary & Max. Melancholy, blunt, but great film! Loved him in Pirate Radio too.
GG - I'm all fapped out. Gotta take a break ;)
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OMG - Some where Sans Fards is fapping furiously and passing out with lack of bodily fluids.
I may be showing my age, but I'll take Mark Spitz over whathisname any day of the week. Spitz was and still is hotttttttttttttt!!!!!!
Philip Seymour Hoffman is THE BEST AMERICAN actor working today, bar none. Of course, that's my humble opinion. But there has not been ONE film he has been in, where he did not thoroughly and completely fascinate...and often upstage....everyone else. (Even Tommygirl in that fantastic scene in Magnolia....my eyes were on PSH's amazing portrayal of a very kind and decent hospice worker.....so many great roles, so little space to wax on about PSH. Awesome actor.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
The most important question is whether his mom is going to get even more free shit from Chico's this time around.
Philip Seymour Hoffman - wonderful choice!! I also dig this guy cause my mate has the same hair and skin colouring as him and now the same glasses frames! haha.
Phelps - should read, America's Greatest Amphibian mutation!
Nah, I like the Phelps!
"Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 7:59pm."
thanks for the trailer link Zorba-the-Greek; two of my favs and Amy aint bad either. :)
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Submitted by noshitsherlock on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 1:05am.
"Sorry everyone. I'll get back to lurking and you all continue to be awesome :)"
I think all the BE's are a play on her own shitty name. It's all about her. She wants to be the courageous hero who changed the dynamics in hip hop.
Zorba--thanks for that info!!!!! That's the film I'm referring to. I'm so glad it will get made. I'm a fan of Paul Thomas Anderson films. (hope I got the name right, I can't use my new computer very well to look things up without losing my place, so even my dictionary function doesn't work.....)
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Submitted by elanenergy on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 7:16pm.
Ok, i'm philip seymour hoffman's biggest fan, but if this Hunger Games gig is due to the fact that they can't get the Scientology film made (with PSH as L Ron Hubbard -- sqee -- than I have to stomp my feet and say I hate censorship. Give us the dang Xenu film already. (Yeah, it'll never get made.)
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Well then I have some good news for you. "The Master" is supposed to come out soon, with PSH as a Ron Hubbard like creature. I'm not crazy about Paul Anderson films, but I can't wait to see this one. I still love Joaquin and his crazy ass.
Trailer below:
*munching popcorn*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpFzJXQMgCE
"Build a gold medal body"? Are they mentioning Phelps' Frosties addiction in there?
Beyoncé's 'She by Sheree' style poem is really naff, but then she is naff generally, so I'm not surprised.
Ha, Hekki! And lol @ us posting at the same time.
"Beyonce's poem for Frank Ocean's coming out sounds straight out of the commercial for Calvin Klein's Be perfume"
That is a "poem"? I guess now we know for sure what we've always known for sure - that she's never written a song in her life. Curious, since her album credits suggest she wrote her entire discography.
Um, Beyonce? That's not a poem. It's a list of instructions.
What a condescending twat. Seriously.
ETA: apparently the commenters over at Towleroad bought her bullshit hook, line and sinker.
Moment of truth...This picture is the only picture of MP where I though,"Gee, maybe I'd actually hit it without the bag on."
http://fitceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/michael-phelps-500x333.jp...
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The real heroes are those fast food attendants who don't screw up your order
Ron Perlman for Hot Slut tomorrow!
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Ok, i'm philip seymour hoffman's biggest fan, but if this Hunger Games gig is due to the fact that they can't get the Scientology film made (with PSH as L Ron Hubbard -- sqee -- than I have to stomp my feet and say I hate censorship. Give us the dang Xenu film already. (Yeah, it'll never get made.)
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Not sure what it is about Michael Phelps, but I'd hit it hard and often even with the herp.
("like you'd get the chance" - my mom)
"I am special and I will never be one of you." - Charlie Sheen
'Be Inspiration'? Beyonce is one ignorant twat. Guess she missed the lesson on nouns. Yes, I am a Grammar Nazi. And Beyonce hater.
huh, so I guess you can photoshop some of the fug away.
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Sofia V. is gorgeous. Her body is amazing.
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