Monday, July 9th 2012

Birthday Sluts

Courtney Love (48)
Mitchel Musso (21)
Kiely Williams (26)
Ashly DelGrosso (30)
Fred Savage (36)
Jack White (37)
Enrique Murciano (39)
Kevin Nash (53)
Marc Almond (55)
Kelly McGillis (55)
Tom Hanks (56)
Jimmy Smits (57)
Debbie Sledge (58)
John Tesh (60)
Chris Cooper (61)
Nigel Lythgoe (63)
O.J. Simpson (65)
Richard Roundtree (70)
Brian Dennehey (74)
Ed Ames (85)

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Submitted by doncorleone on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 1:43pm.

HB to:

Chris Cooper - one of the best "oh yeah, that guy" actors, I also find him yummers
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LOL
he was just called that yesterday in my house (the husband is bad with names) during the Bourne trilogy on TNT.
HB to Chris!

HB to Fred Savage..now, whenever I see his name I think "mole!" thanks to the Austin Powers gig.

HB to Jimmy Smits..every time I read The Tommyknockers, I see him as Gard.

HB to Jack White, keep up with the music projects.

HB to Enrique Murciano..I kept watching Without a Trace for him and Elena, and was pumped to see him pop up on CSI this season.

That picture made me want to claw my eyes out, MK. ugh.

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Happy birthday Marc Almond, Fred, Jack, Tom, Jimmy and everybody else on the list. :) Marc Almond is awesome live.

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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:44am.

I thought Tom Hanks was older for some reason.

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You're right. He's 59.

CarrieOn's picture

Lots of crazy sluts and hos born today!

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HB Brian Dennehy!

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Not the funniest story, but about 10 years ago Fred Savage was in Toronto directing a movie and he ended up at my ex-boyfriend's house party, he was securing funding for films at the time so I guess that's how they crossed paths. There wasn't much to drink downstairs so he and our friend brought him upstairs where the good booze was stashed, only to find that the cooler had been raided. They were just standing there staring into the empty cooler then he said 'Sorry about that' and they walked back downstairs awkwardly. The ex was an unspeakable douche so this story mildly pleases me.

Happy birthday, OJ! Hope your cell mate makes it an extra special one for ya!

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that photo! it says a thousand words and more lol.

happy birthday to the girl with the most cake!

Submitted by Doll-Parts on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 1:32pm.
you deserve a prize for knowing her full name.

doncorleone's picture

HB to:

Chris Cooper - one of the best "oh yeah, that guy" actors, I also find him yummers

Tom Hanks - nuff said

Richard Roundtree - SHAFT!!!!

and thanks Michael K., the picture scared the living fuck out of me!!!

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HB to my favorite lady in the hole world, Miss Courtney Michelle Harrison Rodriguez Love Cobain! Hope you get the crazy under control for Franny, but stay wacky and keepup the rock and freaking out the squares! Xoxo

I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.

Gardening Girl's picture

Ugh, Courtney Love...I'm getting really embarrased of being born in this month!

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Submitted by Heroic Cupcake on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 12:09pm

i wouldn't be surprised at that, chet hanks gives me the douche creepy vibes, so i wouldnt be surprised if he was one of those date rapist types.

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Jack White, you're a quirky musical genius demi-god, and I love every incarnation of you since you've been creating music. Plus, you're one pasty, sexy beast!

Who doesn't love Tom Hanks!? He's one of the stars I'd most love to just hang out with. He's supposedly one of the nicest, most sincere people in Hollywood. And his wife Rita Wilson seems cool, too.

HB to Brian Dennehy. You'll always be the lead alien in "Coccoon" to me!

joanne's picture

HB Richard Rountree, Ed Ames and Tom Hanks.

Heroic Cupcake's picture

Chet Hanks is said to be a known date rapist, and Daddy bails him out before the law gets to him. The Hanks family is full of twisted secrets.

Heroic Cupcake's picture

Good lord, that is grisly...

Lepore looks better than Love, but what does that even mean?

Dion flowerboy's picture

OJ and John Tesh should share a cell. Crimes against humanity. Actually Courtney can join them.
The other birthday slores can have the all the chilled drinks and cake they want.

Haha @ boredasfuckyo, my sentiments on TH's son exactly!!

Happy Birthday Mr. Hanks! <3 you!

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Hope you're enjoying being somebody's bitch, O.J.
Hope you're missing your daughter, and reflecting on how to be a better mother, Courtney, but I'm sure you're just trying to figure out how to get more of her money from Kurt.

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HB to Tom Hanks!

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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:17am.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:59am.

* Fred Savage has a busy and successful career behind the camera.
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I did not know that. lol! I like to snark first and work out the details later :P
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1.) Fuck Courtney Love...
2.)I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove Jack White...
3.) Tom Hanks is an awesome actor, but can he please put his wiggery son Chet on a leash.He's embarrassing.
4.) and Drink apple juice because O.J. will kill you. yea I know, lame joke. I'm done.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 10:29am.
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I wiki'd him after reading your comments. The dudes done a good bit of work behind the camera so I tip my hat to and wish him the best:)

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HB to Tom Hanks, I'm so old, I remember watching him on "Bosom Buddies".

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Submitted by Whamo: "I like to snark first and work out the details later :P"

Me too, Whamo.

I only know this because he does a lot of work on children's shows, and "It's Always Sunny" and "Party Down". His name pops up in interesting places.

loopygorilla's picture

awww fred savage, the wonder years, gosh now i feel old.

Deb's picture

Fucking EWWWWWWWW! No happy birthday for sociopath Cuntney Love.

Happy Birthday to musical genius Jack White!

HB to poor Kelly McGillis who had to slouch her way through "Top Gun" with Tiny Tom. She was great with Harrison Ford in "Witness".

HB to Richard Roundtree (Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine for all the chicks?)

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Dame Chupacabra's picture

but what happened to Ushers step-son?

Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!

bitchSpray's picture

that trick with the whip looks totally like SHARON NEEDLES!

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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:59am.

* Fred Savage has a busy and successful career behind the camera.
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I did not know that. lol! I like to snark first and work out the details later :P

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HB to crazy and brilliant Courtney Love. And Fred
Savage* and Tom Hanks.

Crappy birthday to OJ because I believe he Did It.

* Fred Savage has a busy and successful career behind the camera. Good example of a child star who didn't go off the rails.

Miami's picture

C Love epitomizes the term "skinny fat".

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I thought Tom Hanks was older for some reason.
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SHAFT!! HB to badass mofo Mr. Roundtree.

john tesh your music hurls yack puke.

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How is it possible that courtney love has not been locked up yet? She's verifiably insane, but still walks the streets.

OJ Simpson is now legally able to retire with full social security benefits, which he'll use to pay off the bull queers in jail to stop them butt ramming him every night...

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G mornin DListers, happiness & HB to ya'll,
Fred is a wonder, Jack is loved, Kelly witnessed, Tom a bosom buddy , Jimmy is la law , Richard and shaft, Brian Ed Reivers, Ed sings

HB to all the lucky 7.9ers

off to the mad world of catering to the rich and stupid ;>

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Submitted by noshitsherlock on Sun, 07/08/2012 - 1:05am.
"Sorry everyone. I'll get back to lurking and you all continue to be awesome :)"

miz cynical's picture

I just read the article about Usher's stepson. Very sad. On a different note, if you want to cleanse your palate of this image, think about how at one time, Oprah and John Tesh used to get it on! Yummy! (BARF!)

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I don't care what they say, Courtney, I still love you.

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OT:

Submitted by CheeryBitch on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:45am.

Submitted by turnelbup on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 9:01am.

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This is hardly the first of these sorts of accidents on that lake this summer. People boat like assholes on Lake Lanier (I was one of them many years ago.. until my 12th grade teacher told us that he lost his leg doing the exact same thing my friends and I were doing the weekend before, drunken tubing). This is actually the first one I've heard of this year that involved a jet ski. All the other accidents involved boats only. Prior to this accident, the DNR spent a week and a half looking for the body of a 13 year old boy, who's 9 year old brother was also killed in the same boating accident on June 18. I avoid that lake like the plague now.

Seriously, not the first picture you want to see when you're about to eat your breakfast. So, OJ and Courtney share a birthday interesting.

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amanda is too good for this mess...

i didn't realize all the hot slutted moon children existing out there (myself inluded)....
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annobanano's picture

Happy B-Day Chris Cooper - amazingly talented!!!

And to Marc Almond too for bringing us this gem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39NHW8V-WEk

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OMG, yes, Chris Cooper is a dream actor. So f'ing good and yummy besides.

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figures O.J. and Cournty share a birthday. Happy Bday to Tom Hanks, John tesh sucks, jimmy smits is really cool and brian is a great actor.
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First, can we outlaw jet skis now? Second, Courtney makes Amanda look like a natural beauty...

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Submitted by CheeryBitch on Mon, 07/09/2012 - 8:45am.
OT: OMG! Did anyone hear about Usher's son?!?! How tragic.
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That's pretty tragic no doubt. Poor kid was just sitting there, it's not like he was screwing around with a machine he shouldn't have been on. Sad indeed!

Whamo's picture

Courtney Love...other than she looks like she just did a bit hit of CRACK got nuthin you horz haven't already said.

Fred Savage.....Wonder...what happened to your career?

Jack White.....very interesting dude,I like his approch to making music, great talent IMO

Tom Hanks...What can I say I like Tom , Forrest Gump is up there in my top ten movies for sure.

Debbie Sledge....must still be making a pretty good buck off "We Are Family" The Brothas and Sistas would be well served to get the funk back into music instead of making muzak

Chris Cooper...this guy should have won an Oscar 5 times before he did, incredible talent

O.J. Simpson....having fun yet?

Brian Dennehey...one of the best at playing a flat out mean SOB

Happy Bday Sluts

P.S.

HELLO Ms. Fury, have one of those drinks with an umbrella in it for me :)

Suzy Farkis's picture

I was chewing tagliatelle with cream sauce and tomatoes when this photo loaded and I had a tough time swallowing. You know Amanda Lepore is the one thinking 'This is beneath me'. Court's cig is a nice finishing touch.

CheeryBitch's picture

OT: OMG! Did anyone hear about Usher's son?!?! How tragic.