The “Over The Moon” Watch: Adele Is Having A BAYBEEEEE!

June 29, 2012 / Posted by:

Just when I thought that this Friday would be like every other day this week, slower than Kristen Stewart, the news keeps pouring out. The drought is over (today at least). First we hear that Katie Holmes has finally crawled out of Scientology’s asshole and now Adele tells us that she’s knocked up. Adele announced on her site today that she’s going to have her first baby with her boyfriend Simon Konecki. And today is one of those days where I don’t even give a fuck that Adele launched herself over the moon while writing this statement on her iPad. Bitch only gets one OTM warning, though, and this is it!

Im delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together. I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time. Yours always, Adele xx

Everybody should respect Adele’s privacy at this precious time, but only because she’s going to yodel out every detail about it in her next album anyway. Adele is going to go from singing about getting burned by a lovah to singing about making babies. I can already see the song titles…Spermin’ in the Deep, Chasing Pampers, Set Fire to the Nappies, etc….

Here’s Adele and her piece Simon and their first child, a puppy, earlier this year.

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