Therouxiston In Paris
Yeah, "Therouxiston" doesn't really work as a couple name. I know the whole celebwhore couple name thing is something that should've been buried deep in the Internet cemetery marked 2008, but I'm an old-fashioned blogger who likes to stick with traditions and shit. I've heard the names JenStin, AniRoux and JustiFer, but none of those have stuck with me. Maybe JustAnis or AnisTheroux? AnisTheroux almost sounds like "anus throw up," and Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux do remind me of butt discharge for some reason. AnisTheroux it is!
Jennifer and Justin strut all around Paris today, because nothing sells a movie and kills a break-up rumor like hand-holding on le ho stroll. Fire up the BREAKING NEWS siren, because Jennifer wore almost the same outfit two days in a row. When Jennifer and Justin landed at the airport yesterday, she wore BAGGY rolled-up jeans. And for her strut through Paris this morning, she wore TIGHTER rolled-up jeans. What does it all mean, besides the fact that she has shit taste in jeans? I'm sure in the next issue of Star Magazine, an expert will say that Jen changing jeans is a secret message to Brad Pitt.
I actually like the baggy jeans better, because from the waist down it makes her like the Cabbage Patch boy doll I had in preschool. And that shit is fitting.
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OFF TOPIC: Hockey fan where r u???? Going to the game now. May the best team win!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:38pm.
I'm not pregnant and I wanna say FUCKIT and do nothing but lie on the couch, watch TV and ignore phone calls.
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I won't lie to y'all - having an excuse to slug out is the one thing I will miss about being pregnant.
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Datura on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:40pm.
That was pretty good, except throw in "X" and "How much is Huvane paying you?" and you're there! Bonus points for using "barren".
*Submitted by Cara on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:36pm.
Theroux looks like he spends more time getting ready than she does**********
just thinking that same thing!
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:40pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:38pm.
I'm not pregnant and I wanna say FUCKIT and do nothing but lie on the couch, watch TV and ignore phone calls.
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Please stay on topic madam. We are discussing Therousiston and their jackhold clothing choices.
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There's really not a lot *to* say until the Loonies show up in force.
Speaking of, where is Bernard Profiterole (or whatever his name is)? Shouldn't he be all over this?
Gee they look so HAPPY!! (not)
almost 8 months and all the side effects kicked in over the past 2 days...the carpal tunnel, the Braxton Hicks and the swollen ankles. what I wouldn't give for someone to invent a freeze ray so I could freeze dry my son for a couple of days so I could veg out for just a sec *sob*
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:32pm.
*pops popcorn* Where are the loonies?
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I'll give it a go!:
CHINNIFER MAN-CHIN IS SO PATHETIC! LOOK AT HER AND HER FAKE, ESCORT BOYFRIEND. THEIR PROBABLY IN FRANCE SO SHE CAN STAKE OUT BRAD AND ANGELINA'S BEAUTIFUL ESTATE THERE! WHAT A PATHETIC, BARREN OLD HEN. BAWK BAWK!
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Jen looks great, love her blazer.
*escapes before Bernard Profitendurrr descends on the thread*
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:38pm.
I'm not pregnant and I wanna say FUCKIT and do nothing but lie on the couch, watch TV and ignore phone calls.
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Please stay on topic madam. We are discussing Therousiston and their jackhold clothing choices.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
crazy sexy cool...good lawd sucky LMAO XD
I'm not pregnant and I wanna say FUCKIT and do nothing but lie on the couch, watch TV and ignore phone calls.
I think she looks great. He looks like a giant douche.
Meh. I hope they're happy. I find her exceptionally ugly but she works hard and certainly makes the most of the little that she was given, which I think reflects well on her. Dreadful nose? Get surgery. Bad rhinoplasty. Get better nose job. Seriously... I think it shows a plucky attitude.
Theroux looks like he spends more time getting ready than she does.
AXEWOUND my pet name for these 2
☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
*pops popcorn* Where are the loonies?
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
She needs to do something new with her hair.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:25pm.
OT, but I've been meaning to ask you something. Last I checked, you were pregnant. (Right? This will be mega embarassing if I've got you mixed up with someone else.) Have you had the baby yet?
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OMG HOW DARE YOU. Haha, kidding. I'm 8 1/2 months pregnant and no baby yet, but thanks for asking! (I swear, people on this site are so nice.)
I am at the stage now where I am perpetually annoyed and have no desire to do anything except lie on the couch sans bra, watch Investigation Discovery compulsively, and stalk dlisted. Fuck my friends, fuck my family, fuck going anywhere. Now WHO WANTS TO COME CUT MY TOENAILS AND TRIM MY PUBES?! lol
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
she looks great, he looks stupid.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
I wondered what had happened to this bitch since she hadn't been in the tabloids in a while.
I totally do not feel this couple.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
He's hot, she's hot, but her lgs as long as his.. He has a long torso which makes for a good swimmer...random fact. I like them together.
OH YEAH SEXY YEAH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY
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"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy. It's almost like a Muslim-Jewish thing, but with tits and ass." ~ Kenny Powers
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ they look great
SWEEETASSSSS here's your girl "incognito"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2157502/Charlize-Theron-tri...
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by Jeanneee on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:23pm.
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OT, but I've been meaning to ask you something. Last I checked, you were pregnant. (Right? This will be mega embarassing if I've got you mixed up with someone else.) Have you had the baby yet?
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 06/11/2012 - 4:18pm.
Jen looks good. He is hot. This is boring.
Here come the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS.
Seconded.
Looking good, you two. I can't even muster the bitchiness to properly hate on his poser-y leather daddy getup. (Although I have a vegan friend who would gladly throw some red paint on that mess.)
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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11
Woo! Go girl! Get that man, girlfriend! Jenny is looking Crazy, Sexy, and Cool! CRAZY in love, SEXY in those skinny minnie jeans! And COOL with those sunglasses! I know the H8RS are gonna chime in with some lame cat lady joke about my #1 superstar Jenny Anny but they are MORONS! What does your boyfriend/husband look like anyway? Is he a cardboard cutout or a body pillow wearing one of your dad's old t-shirts? LOL! You're probably a virgin who doesn't even shave her pussy! Such is the life of a Jenny Anny H8R machine! haha! Meanwhile, Jennifer just brushes off your hate and struts through Paris with the man she loves! Go girl! And keep on going!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
She has the best body in Hollyweird.
From the knees up, she looks fantastic. Also, I'm warming to Theroux. He's certainly better looking than present day Brad Pitt.
Soooo...
Will the Brangeloonies be coming here, or will we have to go elsewhere to wind them up?
Jen looks good. He is hot. This is boring.
Here come the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS.
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Welcome to MelGibsonTown, ya drunk bitch. - Nanners 05/30/2012
Say what you will about Jen Jen, bitch has got a SLAMIN body for ANY age. I would hit that till the cows didn't know which way home was!!!
It's a slow news day at dlisted.
yawwwnnnn
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Douchechill!
Oh, boy. This always happens. I was just thinking, it's been a quick minute since we heard about Jen and her man. Especially since the 50 Shades of Gray thing from last week. Well, here we go!