Scout Willis Arrested For Underage Boozing

Scout Willis, the middle spawn of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, learned the hard way that the next time she wants a quick afternoon buzz, she should probably get into her mom’s stash of whip-its and huff at home. Because while drinking a “Pakistani beer” (that is a highly important fact for this highly important story, obviously) in Manhattan’s Union Square last night, a cop came up to her and asked for her ID. 20-year-old Scout gets the Dumb Bitch of the Day tag, because instead of chin-ing the officer in the nose before disappearing into the sewers, she handed over a fake ID belonging to someone named Katharine Kelly. It’s sad that this Ore-Rida brand ho’s parents never taught her to only use a fake ID to get into bars, buy cigarettes and to get a job in the porn industry. Don’t give that shit to a cop!

The NYDN says that after Scout, who’s a student Brown University, gave the cop a fake ID, he realized it wasn’t her (I wonder why?) and questioned her ass. Scout then confessed to being 20-year-old Scout Willis and brought her real California ID out. The cop immediately arrested her ass and took her in. Scout was charged with criminal impersonation and breaking the open container law, and released a couple of hours later without bail. She’ll have to answer to the charges in court on July 31st.

Arresting a 20-year-old sipping on a beer is stupid and a waste of time, and that cop’s theme song is obviously “Cold As Ice.” If he had a heart, he would’ve gone into the nearest liquor store, bought a jumbo size bottle of the strongest shit in there and handed it over to Scout, because if anybody needs a serious drink it’s one of Bruce and Demi’s daughters. That being said, the next time Scout tries to use a fake ID, she should make sure it belongs to a Moai.

(Picture via Pacific Coast News)