Scout Willis Arrested For Underage Boozing
Scout Willis, the middle spawn of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, learned the hard way that the next time she wants a quick afternoon buzz, she should probably get into her mom's stash of whip-its and huff at home. Because while drinking a "Pakistani beer" (that is a highly important fact for this highly important story, obviously) in Manhattan's Union Square last night, a cop came up to her and asked for her ID. 20-year-old Scout gets the Dumb Bitch of the Day tag, because instead of chin-ing the officer in the nose before disappearing into the sewers, she handed over a fake ID belonging to someone named Katharine Kelly. It's sad that this Ore-Rida brand ho's parents never taught her to only use a fake ID to get into bars, buy cigarettes and to get a job in the porn industry. Don't give that shit to a cop!
The NYDN says that after Scout, who's a student Brown University, gave the cop a fake ID, he realized it wasn't her (I wonder why?) and questioned her ass. Scout then confessed to being 20-year-old Scout Willis and brought her real California ID out. The cop immediately arrested her ass and took her in. Scout was charged with criminal impersonation and breaking the open container law, and released a couple of hours later without bail. She'll have to answer to the charges in court on July 31st.
Arresting a 20-year-old sipping on a beer is stupid and a waste of time, and that cop's theme song is obviously "Cold As Ice." If he had a heart, he would've gone into the nearest liquor store, bought a jumbo size bottle of the strongest shit in there and handed it over to Scout, because if anybody needs a serious drink it's one of Bruce and Demi's daughters. That being said, the next time Scout tries to use a fake ID, she should make sure it belongs to a Moai.
(Picture via Pacific Coast News)
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bruce willis should get a vasectomy!!! fucking hell, his kids are so fucking ugly.
Do the world a favor and shut up and bleed.
Is Bruce Willis taking a page out of John Travolta's cross dressing handbook?
I remember seeing a pic of hers when she was a young kid and thought maybe she wasn't going to be as ugly as Rumer.. I see I was wrong.. Very manly this one.
She is so God Damn ugly.
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
her face is already hideously long, why does she choose to extend it another 2 or 3 inches by being a mouth-breather?
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
She would be good looking if she didn't have a face
OMG I left this thread this morning lmao and I'm back and it's still comedy heaven. Thank you!! Also, seriously, wtf, why don't these multimillionaire image obsessed spoiled brats get surgery. Isn't it a right of passage for Hollywood teenagers?
This makes me think Demi filled their heads with "you're beautiful just the way you are" shit so she wouldn't have competition on the red carpet and at home for Ashton.
The kids look like a combo of Bruce Willis and Gimme Moore pre multiple plastic surgeries in her case but more to the point - do we give a shit - eh no......
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
My god, let the poor kid get drunk in peace. She has to look in the mirror every day. Then again, she is a gazillionaire, so who gives a shit if your ugly. At that point, you can buy friends if you really feel the need to have any.
www.poopreport.com :)
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Submitted by justincase on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 11:05pm.
U.S. drinking laws are absurd. Kids can be sent off to war at 18 but cannot legally drink the booze, up in their faces, until they are 21 years of age. Huhhhh?
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I've always thought this 100% as well. You're mature enough to make the decision to pull a trigger and KILL someone but not mature enough to drink!!?? WTF,
The drinking age should be the same age as service admittance period. How it can be argued otherwise is beyond me!
"Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 2:54pm.
Good school. Maybe that big head is full of brains. (Wot? I'm being nice)" Meh. Brown is a good school but it's famous for accepting a lot of not-particularly-bright celebrity kids like john-John Kennedy, Alexandra Miller Von Furstenberg, Prince Nikoloas of Greece.
"Fuck! I'm convinced that every time Demi gets a nip,one of her poor children get another !WHACK! With the fucking ugly stick!!! It's voodoo child abuse!!!!!" Like the Picture of Dorian Grey. Every time Demi gets surgery to look prettier, her daughters get uglier.
U.S. drinking laws are absurd. Kids can be sent off to war at 18 but cannot legally drink the booze, up in their faces, until they are 21 years of age. Huhhhh?
Gargggh. She looks just like that pinch-faced girl who played the youngest Seaver on Growing Pains.
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Holy hell, I barely recognized her, she looks so awful. Moreso than usual. Someone said earlier that MK picks the best worst pictures of celebs, and they are RIGHT. Poor Scout and Rumer/Rumor/Rumour/however the hell you spell it.
Submitted by blather999 on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 8:35pm.
With the gazillions of moolah that Brucie has, he would do his daughters (who are not socially acknowledged for brains, acting skills or as philanthropists), a huge favor by giving the gift of removing their Leno jaws.
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LOL. So true. There's a "Fix Rumer" thread on IMDB and damn, she looks so much better with a little photoshopping off of that hideous Leno jaw. Apparently, there's surgery available to fix The Taterhead Problem. Why don't they USE IT?!
I laughed so fucking hard at this thread today.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 9:06pm.
MK always manages to find the most unflattering photos of celebs.
Oh sure!, Because she would be so FUCKING BEAUTIFUL in Another shot!
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"I didn't know whether to shit or go blind, so I closed one eye and farted"
MK always manages to find the most unflattering photos of celebs.
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and this girl should change her hair back to dark brown looked waaaaaaaaaay better
Move to Canada legal drinking age is 18 or 19 depending on the province
Are cops really doing this in union square of all places? Geez.
The Willis girls should have been born as boys. All inherited masculine features from daddy. With the gazillions of moolah that Brucie has, he would do his daughters (who are not socially acknowledged for brains, acting skills or as philanthropists), a huge favor by giving the gift of removing their Leno jaws.
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The poor girls have a huffing mom. It's the least he can do for them, especially since he married a child bride.
This one makes Rumer seem attractive.
Submitted by Mani6 on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 7:46pm.
Fug! The gene pool was cursed!
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You'd still stick the tip in...Don't lie.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Fug! The gene pool was cursed!
hER FUCKING nose looks like she sleeps with a clothespin on it.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
She's even uglier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus, I have not even close to the looks of Demi, and I admit it, and my kids are FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
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Sir, you killed your date? What in the name of Phil Spector happened?
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 6:07pm.
WHAMO!!!
*jumps up and down with no bra on*
*bounce bounce*
Ouch.
What thread on JJ we infesting tonight????
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Doooooggggiiieeee:P sproooooiiiinnnng!!
I'm on my BB again and it don't work on the JJ. I usually only hack on them every few days or once, twice a week. I missed last night's barrage but I laughed at em this morning for getting their asses handed to them by you guys :)
Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 7:00pm.
Jeezus H - this one is fucking uglier than the other one! What the fuck is up with the gene pool here?
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I know right? This one makes Tater Head look like Helen of Troy! If this bitch's role in life is to make Tater look good, hand this bitch some PURPLE DRANK and a Slim Jim cuz this bitch deserves a DListed prize pack for getting it right...Poor homely lil' spud....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'm guessing Pakistani beer costs about $20 a bottle right before you call the Popo.
Submitted by JTROS on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 6:01pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 5:47pm.
But they sure were cutting edge (and Canadian where all the real comedic talent is)
That's right my American Bitches you heard me JUST fine:P
*runs away*
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Riiiight...the real comedic talent of, oh, say: Jim Carrey, Tom Green and Howie Mandel. Just to name a few.
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Hahaha.....hey wait a minute....I actually think Jim is super talented..... That's right I said SUPER. Lol :P. I know he's not everyone's cup of tea but I'm a big fan. His Actor's Studio interview was both funny and kinda sad.
Jeezus H - this one is fucking uglier than the other one! What the fuck is up with the gene pool here?
Ahhhhh!
I'm sure this has come up a couple times, but these girls are just so unfortunate looking.
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
Do famous people have children just for the birthing experience? Because they sure don't give a fuck about their kids once they're grown. The Willis kids are not only homely but not equipped for the real world. College anyone?
it is important to maintain your hipster (chinster?) cred mid-arrest by doing things like drinking Pakistani beer
Pakistani beer? So does that mean it smells like B.O.?
*buys ticket for short bus to Hell*
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WHAMO!!!
*jumps up and down with no bra on*
*bounce bounce*
Ouch.
What thread on JJ we infesting tonight????
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I think Talulah might be the prettiest Willis girl.
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 05/30/2012 - 10:59am.
I was a skinny, pink preemie. I looked like an earthworm until I was two months old.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nightowl, is ready to PARTAY!!!
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 5:47pm.
But they sure were cutting edge (and Canadian where all the real comedic talent is)
That's right my American Bitches you heard me JUST fine:P
*runs away*
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Riiiight...the real comedic talent of, oh, say: Jim Carrey, Tom Green and Howie Mandel. Just to name a few.
I'd be so proud of them if I were Canadian ;)
I don't get it. Demi Moore is/was beautiful ... meaning before and after plastic surgery. Bruce Willis is a good looking man. So how the FUCK do they come out with such fugly ass children?!?!?!
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 5:31pm.
Submitted by Whamo: " aww come on Hekki you're thinkin like an adult, lol!! Hell I can't even think of all the place
I drank when I was 20 :)"
Yeah, but you were smooth enough not to get caught, right?
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I'd like to say yes...but I have had beer confiscated from me and I'm sure I got a fine or two for possession of alcohol as a minor.
I lived in the country and they Popo nabed us all the time on the way to our many field party spots, make us pop the trunk and snag our beer.
(which we knew they drank the fuckers)
The parties weren't hard to find because they regularly held anywhere from 20 to literally 200 people.
20 cars with all the same radio station cranked :P (early 80's) GOOD TIMES
Sometimes I'd be on my motocross just waiting to fuck off across the field if they rolled in, never got me on my bike and I was never hauled in drunk...so I guess that's a bonus:)
Yeeeeeee haaaaaaw
*does catwalk and fucks off home*
Talk in a bit:P
Wow. There is absolutely nothing attractive about her. Ugly eyes. Ugly skin. Ugly hair. Ugly nose. Ugly EVERYTHING. Poor thing. Hope she's got a great personality and mind. I doubt it.
Bwaa hahahaha!! That fucking chicken lady!! Never forget that one.
Anyway, I sorta feel bad for her. I used a fake I.D. for two years in college till I turned 19 (Canada). In a smallish city. I think I must have gotten lucky or something. I do think when Marijuana becomes legal here, the age of boozing along with smoking weed will be increased to 20.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 4:58pm.
Submitted by JTROS on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 4:52pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 06/05/2012 - 4:30pm.
Me too.
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Kid's in the Hall were hit or miss, they were either brilliant like "I crush you" or WTF like "The Chicken Lady" which was seriously WTF!!
But they sure were cutting edge (and Canadian where all the real comedic talent is)
That's right my American Bitches you heard me JUST fine:P
*runs away*
Submitted by Whamo: " aww come on Hekki you're thinkin like an adult, lol!! Hell I can't even think of all the place
I drank when I was 20 :)"
Yeah, but you were smooth enough not to get caught, right?
Bless her heart
Can't hate on her like Rumer. At least she's using those mega-millions to go to Brown, instead of fame-whoring like her sisters. But, aren't you supposed to be, uh, smart to go to Brown? Smart enough not to give a cop a fake ID?
Brown is the kind of Ivy League school that took in John F Kennedy Jr even though he had to repeat a grade in high school.
Dumb. IDs have swipe strips. All you have to do is swipe it and your shit comes up. And who would have this kind of technology? A cop. Duh.