John Travolta And John Doe #2 Will Have It Out Privately

May 14, 2012 / Posted by:

I know, when my eyes scan that cover the only thing I read is John Travolta…pause…Loving Beautiful Men”.

John Doe #1’s case against John Travolta is quickly turning into the Battlefield Earth of sexual harassment lawsuits. It’s a mess. First, John Doe #1 said “LOL JK ABOUT THAT DATE” and now he’s off looking for another lawyer, because his first one dropped him for reasons unknown. So while John Doe #1 holds on the line for Larry H. Parker, John Doe #2’s case is still on and will soon be heard by a private judge during a private mediation session. Radar says that John Doe #2’s lawyer and Travolta’s lawyer both agreed that it’s best if they get messy in private. Radar’s source put it like this:

“Marty Singer, and Okorie Okorocha have spoken and both are working on the ground rules for the evidence and procedure about how the mediation will proceed, and that process could take 1-2 months. This is commonly done before formal mediation begins. Both sides will agree to keep all transcripts sealed, as well as all witness statements, depositions, etc. The lawsuit will be heard by a private judge, who will decide how much money if any the accuser will receive. All of the proceedings will be strictly confidential, but make no mistake, this will be a dog fight, that will take place out of the public forum. This is done for a plethora of reasons, mainly, this will allow the masseur’s identity from being made public, and it would just be a media circus if it did go to trial This will be the best way for the case to be heard with minimal disruption to John Travolta and the masseur’s life.”

Minimal disruption? They do realize that if John Travolta’s in the room, every time they read the details of the alleged groping, his butt will lift up off the chair and his back coochie will start growling while rubbing itself up against the door frame. John’s assistant will have to settle it down by poking it with a Q-Tip while spraying it with barley water. That’s going to happen a lot. But seriously, the only reason why John wants to keep this private is because he doesn’t want anyone staring at him when he pulls out a rolled-up wad of settlement money and tells John Doe #2 to “come and get it” before he gently shoves it up his love tunnel.

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