The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 9th!
May 10, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K
Their doctors must have told them to stay away from alcohol. – Fredxx
Runners-up:
My money’s on the one in the zebra print. As Chris Brown’s ex-girlfriend, she’s used to sucking something that long and thin. – OurMissC
In another bold legislative move, North Carolina enacts a law requiring wives to learn how to suck sperm out of a toilet so they can impregnate themselves. – jazzfish_77
The Leopard and Zebra focus quietly on their prey, as the males of the species stand back, watchfully. The three half- breeds in the front yukk it up while facing inevitable extinction. – IrishFury
(Thanks, Steven)
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