The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 9th!

May 10, 2012 / Posted by:

Their doctors must have told them to stay away from alcohol. – Fredxx


My money’s on the one in the zebra print. As Chris Brown’s ex-girlfriend, she’s used to sucking something that long and thin. – OurMissC

In another bold legislative move, North Carolina enacts a law requiring wives to learn how to suck sperm out of a toilet so they can impregnate themselves. – jazzfish_77

The Leopard and Zebra focus quietly on their prey, as the males of the species stand back, watchfully. The three half- breeds in the front yukk it up while facing inevitable extinction. – IrishFury

(Thanks, Steven)

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