How To Get A Beej From Ted Nugent

May 4, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

Ted Nugent is not normally the kind of trick I post about, but I wouldn’t be able to get drunk and fall into a temporary coma tonight without telling you how your wet parts can win a one-on-one date with his lips. If you follow that boring political shit, then you already know that the Secret Service have pried themselves off of Colombian call girl coochie to investigate Ted for saying that he’s going to be dead or in jail if Obama gets re-elected. While defending his own ass during an interview with CBS, Ted went on a serious fuck-filled rant and ended it by threatening CBS reporter Jeff Glor with a good time:

“I’m an extremely loving and passionate man, and people who investigate me honestly, without the baggage of political correctness, ascertain the conclusion that I’m a damned nice guy…and if you can find a screening process more powerful than that, I’ll suck your dick. Or I’ll fuck you, how’s that sound?”

So now you know that all you have to do is find a screening process more powerful than THAT and Ted will gladly tickle your crotch huevos with the goat pubes on his chin. You’re welcome!

via E! News

Tags: Gross, Hot Slut of the Day, Robert Pattinson, Sucio, You Learn Something New

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