Lammy Is Out Of A Job
And thanks to that picture, your lunch is now out of your stomach.
The City of Dallas has just announced to its residents that it's safe to let their small dogs play in the backyard again, because the threat of Khloe Kardashian pouncing down from the trees to eat them is no more! Khloe and Lamar Odom are packing up their industrial-strength fuck swings and going back to the Karkrashian family whore headquarters in Kalifornia now that he's no longer a part of the Dallas Mavericks. After weeks of back and forth, Lamar and the Mavericks finally broke up, and he confirmed it with this statement to ESPN (via Radar):
"The Mavericks and I have mutually agreed that it's in the best interest of both parties for me to step away from the team. I'm sorry that things didn't work out better for both of us, but I wish the Mavs' organization, my teammates and Dallas fans nothing but continued success in the defense of their championship."
Radar says that this season was Lamar's worst in his entire career and that means that the KARDASHIAN KURSE is growing stronger! Lamar was dropped by the Lakers, thrown to the side by the Mavericks and you can blame it all on the Kuntrashians. When Pimp Mama Kris is done sucking every drop of energy from Lamar, he'll be lucky to get a third string position on the Chernobyl Cyclopses. Lamar needs to ruuuuuuuuuun while he still can, because right now this is his future:
I repeat. THIS is Lamar's future:
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kim ia a big lesbian and kanye west is gay. kim would pretty much fuck anything...
It hasn't gone unnoticed that Bush and Humphries both had the best year of their careers after leaving Kim. Bush gained 1000 yds and Humphries has become a double-double machine.
God, Bruce looks like an old lesbian.
Thank god she is unable to create crotch fruit.
LOL! This whole post is cracking me up. Bruce is very feminine looking, I've just realised that Kendall looks like him a lot.
I still don't understand why Khloe and Lamar have their own show. Does anyone even watch that shit and enjoy it? It's a load of cringe-worthy garbage. Kudos to them for actually marrying because their in love though (I assume so anyway).
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"That bitch is scary. She really needs to be sat on a tricycle asking people if they want to play a game." - billykelly789-1 on Lady GaGa (IMDB 22/07/2011)
Any pro athlete should immediately run away from these whores. They're not only inbred attention demanding diva sluts, but fuck up athlete's careers. Lamar is toast, as is Reggie Bush...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Submitted by Athina on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 3:12pm.
More proof to any man out there that dating or marrying a Kardashian is a BAD LIFE CHOICE. Men who have had their balls snipped off and self-respect trampled: Bruce Jenner, Scott Douchebag, Kris Humphries, and now this poor idiot. Anyone stupid enough to get involved with one of these fame whores deserves all the misery they're signing up for
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So true...and of course, the original Kardashian is no longer alive
These chicks are a Kurse.
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KARDASHIAN KURSE, Reality Show Kurse, take your pick. If he's more distracted with all the show stuff, well...
MK, "Chernobyl Cyclopses" then the Brucella close-up *gasp* I'm thinking testosterone replacement therapy here! hahaha
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Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 9:27pm.
too bad he's got a nose like a spatula and severe derp face.
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Thank you, God! Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out... Oh, and don't forget to take that lovely, classy wife of yours!
If Mark Cuban had any balls, he would have gotten rid of this self obsessed a-hole weeks ago.
Adi fucking o's!!!
Khloe's definitely not going to stay with him now that he's no longer making money.
Submitted by HockeyMom on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 4:14pm.
Shall we start the countdown clock to how long it takes for the divorce papers to be filed?
we shall. I give it 3 months.
Chernobyl Cylopses LMAO well he's got a good head for it XD
look at those hands, Lammy must have one big delicious split you in half anaconda.
too bad he's got a nose like a spatula and severe derp face.
anyway Bruce looks like this woman at my job. she looks like she could use some Chap Stick too.
Bruce actually paid to look like the hostess at Hofbrauhaus?
If dating a Kardashian is indeed a curse, then I hope Kim and Kanye are dating so that Kanye's career can go down the drain!
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 7:11pm.
You're welcome. I get pissed when people say Khloe is more "honest" or "real" than the others.
The Kardashians are like Bratz dolls: minor superficial differences, but they are all essentially the same. Variations on a theme.
So many people jumped on the "Khloe K is real" bandwagon after the Kim K/K Hump divorce announcement. But they always forget that both girls weddings were structured the same way- for publicity and profit. The only differences are ones of scale, and the fact that Khole & Lamar haven't imploded (yet).
But like I said, I think that Khloe & Lamar managed to become friends, or partners in fame-whoring, and Lamar lets Kloe lead. K Hump wanted to be in charge, didn't have the money/career to back up that desire, and while still a fame-whore, couldn't figure out how to play the game. SMDH.
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An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
Lamar seems like a good guy BUT he sucks as a pro basketball player. Hopefully he can get it together.
Poor Brucie! He/She apparently had a lot of work - rhinoplasty, facelift - when he was only 35. Yikes!
http://famousplastic.com/2009/08/28/bruce-jenner-admits-to-plastic-surge...
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 7:11pm.
NDN, he was really bitter about the trade - he never wanted to leave LA, so in that sense, I don't blame him. But damn, make the most of a shitty situation
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I know. . . Dallas right !?! I would have just retired rather than go to Dallas.
I keed, I keed.
*bowing down to the defending Champs*
Bruce needs some chapstick.
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And Lamar, make sure you pick up the Wookie's droppings on your way back to LA.
Kthxbye!!
NDN, he was really bitter about the trade - he never wanted to leave LA, so in that sense, I don't blame him. But damn, make the most of a shitty situation - he failed. He also is another ball-less asshole sucked into the Klan of Kuntrashian who has allowed their mess to overshadow his basketball career.
Oddly enough, he's become just like his wife and family - getting paid to do pretty much nothing.
the_hot_chick - thank you! Just because Khloe seems to "speak her mind" and "tell it like it is" doesn't mean she's really "speaking her mind." She's a character/caricature playing it up for the cameras, ascribed a persona and given a template to follow. She's just as fake and idiotic as the rest of them.
Oh happy day, I hope they hop on the plane ASAP.
Submitted by lovesmesomeblackdick on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 2:36pm.
I actually kind of like Lamar and Khloe...the rest of the Kardashians are garbage...and Bruce...man he was just the HOTTEST athlete back in the day...and now he looks so...I have no words.
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http://www.okmagazine.com/news/lamar-odoms-ex-reveals-lamar-isnt-good-da...
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Submitted by ba-buttons
Something is up with this. Apparently, Lamar is not being released by the team, they are just not playing him.
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So does this mean that he can go back to LA, or will he have to stick around Dallas just in case?
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
"Chernobyl Cyclopses" HILARIOUS!! I wish Lamar the best - he seems like a nice guy.
Let's see how long they stay together. All I can say is that he was dropped pretty quickly from both teams.
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My God Michael have you no shame with that close up? It is still daylight. Damn homegirl needs some botox.
I am breaking my own law (Burger Meister Meister Burger) by going onto any more K posts but I have a soft spot for Dallas.
Free at last Dallas, free at last.
Bruce or Jessica Beatrice Fletcher?...He is some lipstick and one hair color shade lighter away from typing murder novels in his coastal New England home.
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That big noise you just heard was the entire population of Texas releasing a mighty sigh of relief that this blight will soon leave our state.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 3:45pm.
Submitted by NDNchief on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 2:55pm.
Nah, Lamar would not have played this poorly had he stayed with the Lakers. He was upset about the trade (i know, oh woe is me) and had he stayed with the Lakers I am willing to bet he would have remained 6th man material. You have a right to be mad.
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Hmmm. . . something for me to ponder. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aww fuck it. He ain't coming back.
Lamar can never be as pretty as Brucie, who is the most feminine and lady-like Kartrashian.
Shall we start the countdown clock to how long it takes for the divorce papers to be filed? The Kuntrashians didn't put up with Kris Humphries parking it on the couch, doubt they'll put up with Lamar either. He's outlived his usefullness for these people.
YAY!! STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY CITY LAMAR YOU STUPID FUCK! i hope he doesn't get picked up by another team with the way he acted here. I cant wait till he turns into bruce jenner. its going to be hot!
the real reason he is off the team is so he kan koncentrate on his tv kareer.
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Submitted by Athina on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 3:12pm.
More proof to any man out there that dating or marrying a Kardashian is a BAD LIFE CHOICE. Men who have had their balls snipped off and self-respect trampled: Bruce Jenner, Scott Douchebag, Kris Humphries, and now this poor idiot. Anyone stupid enough to get involved with one of these fame whores deserves all the misery they're signing up for.
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Oddly enough, Kris H. is having a banner year with the Nets, now that he and Kimmy got divorced.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 2:41pm.
Khloe reportedly had this to say about the whole situation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmVXJ3hQrPo&feature=endscreen&NR=1
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ROFLMAO! Thanks Jack, that caught me off guard.
All I have to say is - Damn, Bruce...W T F!
Bitch got shitcanned because Wookie kep trying to gnaw on Dirk Nowitzki.
(totally agree with BA on how many trades happen because of effing around with each other's wives and girlfriends.)
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What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit?--MK
Submitted by NDNchief on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 2:55pm.
Nah, Lamar would not have played this poorly had he stayed with the Lakers. He was upset about the trade (i know, oh woe is me) and had he stayed with the Lakers I am willing to bet he would have remained 6th man material. You have a right to be mad.
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I hate the Mavs for letting Chandler and Barea go :(
I don't mind Khloe and Lamar and I think what the Lakers did to him was kinda shitty. Oh well.
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Kanye, you're next! And to most people, this is good news.
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he looks like my elderly lesbian gym teacher in tenth grade... yuck.
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I do believe we must have gone to the same school.
No doubt. she was so fucking creepy, no?
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Not as creepy as positioning the lesbian's office directly in front of the open showers. I would get in trouble because I'd refuse to shower after gym even though I'd scheduled it as my last class. I've always been ultra modest,and though I didn't know what a lesbian was in 6/7th grade, I knew there was something very different about our 2 coaches and it made me VERY uncomfortable when they'd touch me or watch the showering girls. *gets skeeved out again*
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 04/09/2012 - 2:25pm.
Who the fuck moves halfway across the country for a job without it being firm and locked in, signed and sealed? Idiot.
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It is firm and locked in. He is forced to ride out the remainder of the season not playing, UNLESS another team buys out his $8.2 million dollar contract with the Mavs. So far, there are no takers, so his career is pretty much over.
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Another reason why you wouldn't just release him is that he can be traded at the end of the season. No one is going to fork over the money right now to pick him up because he would not be playoff-eligible, so there's no use in moving guys around right now. The Mavs will just have him listed an inactive for the rest of the season, and hope they can include him in a trade for someone at the end of the season. Its a lot cheaper to let him sit on his ass the rest of the season than to buy him out.
Lamar, girl, you in danger!!!
I really hope that he eventually gets traded/signed to the Utah Jazz, Milwaukee Bucks, Oklahoma Thunder or New Jersey Nets.
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*sigh* Didn't his momma teach him "Lay down with dogs, wake up with fleas"?
And can anyone tell me if there's any truth to this:
"Wheaties is bringing back three retro Wheaties boxes. The boxes feature images of Muhammad Ali, Bruce Jenner and Mary Lou Retton. The boxes will be available on cereal shelves across the country, beginning this month."
I remember eating that shit and staring at BJ on the box. Now, looking at it, kinda scares me. It's just that runners's bodies are strange to me now.
Ugh, does she really call him Lammy? I have to imagine poor Lamar is the subject of a lot of locker room teasing.
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LAMMY is so lame...