A Silver Fox Baby Might Be Upon Us
Prolific philosopher, highly respected cinema thespian, skilled bikini car washer and gringa chola leader Megan Fox, seen here having a brain queef while wondering if her hero Nietzsche drank Miller Lite or Rolling Rock back in the day, might be carrying the spawn of David Silver (real-life born name: Brian Austin Green) in the only part of her body that hasn't been completely Botoxed: her uterus!
Some source close to the couple (aren't they always a source close to the couple) has sent a shiver up the spine of humanity by saying that in just a few months, a real human baby will look up at Megan's vacuum sealed face and say "I'm" before looking at the face of David Silver and saying "fucked!" The source says that Megan barely has a bubble of a fetus in her body, but she's already told a few people and now the source is telling the world through Star Magazine:
"They just found out and are incredibly excited. It's still early, so they are only telling close friends and family members. She has really grown in the past couple of years. Megan used to only be concerned with her career, but now family comes first."
In all seriousness, Megan Fox is a stepmom to BAG's son with Vanessa Marcil, Kassius, and as far as I know that boy has never run to CPS to cry about how she's beating his brain by dropping her words of wisdom into his ear before bedtime, so I'm sure she'll be a wonderful mother to little Nietzsche Jr. Silver Fox. Besides this is good news, because Megan needs to be reminded about what her original face looked like. Two toe thumbs up to that!
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this bitch needs to stfu and pray she can get a role that isn't straight to DVD...there is always someone prettier that can do "it" better - note to all people that think their shit doesn't stink b/c it does; it stinks like shit
It looks like David Silver needs glasses.
She looks like Lara Flynn Boyle here. And that is not a compliment. I miss the Jennifer's Body Fox.
But does she still think that she's schizophrenic?
Three cheers and "a shiver up the spine of humanity" for little "Nietzsche Jr. Silver Fox" for s/he will be very wize and biuuutifull! haha ;p
*MK, I thought this was about SILVER FOX!*
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BAG, just get some Newcastle; that's a fabulous beer.
BAG: was also on Knots Landing. Us magazine will get the baby photo exclusive prolly.
I can't decide which one of them looks more plastic: she looks Asian at this point and the skin of his face is so pulled he looks like he's in Lord of the Rings make-up. Dummies.
why is he looking at that beer bottle so intently? they both look stupid
She's ridiculously blah even with the fucked up, oily face. Maybe she can make a career out of being a mom like MiserAlba did. That worked out well for her.
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Trailer Trash.
somehow I thought this headline meant Anderson Cooper was pregnant....
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We worked hard for our money! So hard for it, honey!
Congrats; would rather it was a movie ;)
I see this theme recurring too much with today's celebrities CAREER FAILING? GET PREGNANT!
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Or start a charity foundation.
I think David Silver is totally hot. He is a DJ.
Why him buying the 40 ounce instead of the classy six pack?
I'm ah gonna say what y'all is thinking: escape into motherhood from her inevitable descent to obscurity.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
Is that George Michael buying a beer behind her?
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
neither of these two ever bother me.. so congrats to them..
seems a little weird seeing them with clothes on since I was convinced all they did was go to the beach everyday.
that guy David Silver is a control freak.
there was some quote of him in some rag where he was asked if he and his wife Megan watch each other's stuff.
he said she'll try to sneak something in (I guess 'something' would be 90210...has he been in anything else?) but she'll get in trouble because the rule is that they don't watch each other's stuff.
get in trouble?? she's not 5...she's your wife and she's a grown ass woman.
My son is Zavier M.D. He has 2 middle names. He BETTER become a doctor!!! (smiles)
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Being sexy and pretty is hardly the only kind of power. It may be the most visible option presented, but it's a copout and temporary. ~Hekki the Wuzzle
My initials used to be BAH. Now they are BAK.
My friends' son's initials are BAR - his dad owns a pub.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by LisaRose on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 10:51am.
My husband and son both have JAM as their initials.
Anyone else have one that spells out something recognizably odd??
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My son's initials are PAR.
Fox looks like a Geisha these days. It's funny how Japanse women think round eyes are cute while Caucasian women seem to do their utmost to look Asian. Maybe we should all simply switch continents.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
he look-a-like-a-man!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 10:28am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tncd84NYJ1Y
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Me and 5 other people LOVED this movie!!!
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Being sexy and pretty is hardly the only kind of power. It may be the most visible option presented, but it's a copout and temporary. ~Hekki the Wuzzle
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 10:26am.
She USE to be pretty, WTF! one of a hundred HW plastic surgery cautionary tales.
If she only kept her freaking mouth shut she'd be doing transformer 9 ( The Banking Of The Money ) and able to write her own ticket. Now she has to worry about getting a ticket least she can't pay it.
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Well said. She had it all and completely fucked it up.
Trashing that lovely face was the dumbest thing she could possibly have done. WTF was she thinking? She's always been a nobody with no talent but at least she had that amazing face.
Now she's a laughingstock with an amazing face in the wrong way.
Funny how we weren't hearing jackshit about these two until BAG slapped a pap.
*changes Blondie's song My Obsession to...My Oppression*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
i like her but i think she doesn't care about her career now because she has no career left.
after those comments about bay being like hitler, hollywood has basically just put up a giant FUCK OFF MEGAN sign, and she hasn't been in a real blockbuster since
Is your son a JAM Jr., or did you guys just happen to name him with the same initials? Mine spell out SKB, nothing recognizable.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
I like these two. They've been together for a really long time and she doesn't seem to care much about acting or Hollywood, so I think she'll be a good mommy.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Mazel tov.
And really, what else is she going to do with herself? Now is as good a time as any. I don't hate her that much, and I think she'll be fine as a mom. Although I predict if they have a daughter it'll wear a lot of leopard print and one of those stretchy bands around its bald baby head.
For some reason, I don't mind these two. Wish them the best with the coming babeh. Megan has the type of body that would bounce back almost immediately after pregnancy.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
thanks for the 411 Doggie, do you know from personal experience?
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Megan Fox doesn't bother me, though she is pretty airheaded, can't act for beans, and is ruining her naturally gorgeous looks with surgery after surgery after surgery. David Silver seems like a classy bloke, seeing as he's opting for the Yuengling in the grocery store over Corona or Heineken (*voms*).
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"One does not simply walk into Mordor..."
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 11:44am.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 11:39am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 11:32am.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 10:29am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 10:26am.
She USE to be pretty, WTF! one of a hundred HW plastic surgery cautionary tales.
If she only kept her freaking mouth shut she'd be doing transformer 9 ( The Banking Of The Money ) and able to write her own ticket. Now she has to worry about getting a ticket least she can't pay it.
She screwed up her face, then she screwed up her career, and now she's screwing up her body. :)
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I think she got the boot from Transformers first and then fucked up her face, I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure the surgery was after the boot
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Between Transformers I and Transformers II she got lip injections. Her lips are ridiculous in the second movie. After getting fired from the 3rd is when she really fucked up her face.
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Why thank you ME, I did not know that, lol! I'm not really a transformer fan:)
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I just outted myself. Crap.
Transformers
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Transformers: Rise of Galvatron (2014)
I do think that women such as Suzanne Somers feel forced to use plastic surgery methods to try to keep a youthful appearance as her only benefit to society was her looks.
Don't worry about her financial situation. Once the money dries up (if it hasn't already) she'll be able to ride the tail end of the "Dancing/Skating/Skiing/Swimming/Singing/Stripping/Breathing with the Has-beens" fad, once she pops out her baby, of course.
Or she can start a new trend "Birthing with the has-beens" and invite the other d-lister celebs into the circus event.
Is she looking for pictures of her former self in that magazine, while Brian Austin Green picks out booze to numb himself into oblivion for having to boink her unrecognizable self?
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 11:30am.
"When women lie to themselves about how much their "individualism" counts and how much power to choose they really have, the oppressors only benefit. Those who can't even see the framework can't band together to fight it."
Do you realise how condescending this is? Or do you not care?
If women are unhappy with the system, that makes the system unfair. We must listen to The Women.
If women are not unhappy with the system, then that makes the system even more unfair. They are deluded and we must listen to The Women What Matter.
It must be nice to have a ready made explanation for any and all dissent. It's not that you could ever be wrong, oh heavens no, but that all your opponents are deluded dupes of The Man.
Most people grow out of this phase as they grow to adulthood, but whatever gets you through the day.
I've already fed the troll here. I'm done.
Submitted by LisaRose on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 10:51am.
My husband and son both have JAM as their initials.
Anyone else have one that spells out something recognizably odd??
my one son's initials spell out WAR, but that's not too odd I hope.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 11:39am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 11:32am.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 10:29am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 10:26am.
She USE to be pretty, WTF! one of a hundred HW plastic surgery cautionary tales.
If she only kept her freaking mouth shut she'd be doing transformer 9 ( The Banking Of The Money ) and able to write her own ticket. Now she has to worry about getting a ticket least she can't pay it.
She screwed up her face, then she screwed up her career, and now she's screwing up her body. :)
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I think she got the boot from Transformers first and then fucked up her face, I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure the surgery was after the boot
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Between Transformers I and Transformers II she got lip injections. Her lips are ridiculous in the second movie. After getting fired from the 3rd is when she really fucked up her face.
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Why thank you ME, I did not know that, lol! I'm not really a transformer fan:)
Oh for fucks sakes.
*leaves*
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 11:32am.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 10:29am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 10:26am.
She USE to be pretty, WTF! one of a hundred HW plastic surgery cautionary tales.
If she only kept her freaking mouth shut she'd be doing transformer 9 ( The Banking Of The Money ) and able to write her own ticket. Now she has to worry about getting a ticket least she can't pay it.
She screwed up her face, then she screwed up her career, and now she's screwing up her body. :)
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I think she got the boot from Transformers first and then fucked up her face, I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure the surgery was after the boot
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Between Transformers I and Transformers II she got lip injections. Her lips are ridiculous in the second movie. After getting fired from the 3rd is when she really fucked up her face.
david silver is hot!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
*Sneaks in thread in oppression camouflage clothes*
Megan looked better without all the so-called enhancements.
She looks like a mole
LOL at all the stay at home moms are PROSTITUTES!
OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPRRRRREEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN
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"You reap what you fuck." ~ RichBitch 03/13/2012
"B...E...R...E....Hey Megan, they has Bears in this here drink, dang"
Submitted by mike on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 10:29am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 10:26am.
She USE to be pretty, WTF! one of a hundred HW plastic surgery cautionary tales.
If she only kept her freaking mouth shut she'd be doing transformer 9 ( The Banking Of The Money ) and able to write her own ticket. Now she has to worry about getting a ticket least she can't pay it.
She screwed up her face, then she screwed up her career, and now she's screwing up her body. :)
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I think she got the boot from Transformers first and then fucked up her face, I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure the surgery was after the boot
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 03/28/2012 - 11:02am.
"The individual is always blamed, never the system."
Maybe so, but I hate explanations that completely ignore personal autonomy and responsibility. Women are, y'know, human beings, not mindless automatons reacting to Society.
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Hating the explanation doesn't make it any less true.
Women yield, not because they are mindless automatons, but because they do not own or control the resources and therefore have no real power.
The system that oppresses us camouflages itself by seeming to give us many different choices. But all the choices for women involve either trading sex for survival in some way, whether wifehood, prostitution, or celebrity (which is pretty much just a high-profile prostitution gig), or being shut out of the system altogether.
When women lie to themselves about how much their "individualism" counts and how much power to choose they really have, the oppressors only benefit. Those who can't even see the framework can't band together to fight it.
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It's scary that there are two dorks in this world with artichoke choke fur on their heads. - Dog on the subject of Jedward, Tue, 03/20/2012 - 9:05pm.