Night Crumbs

February 24, 2012 / Posted by:

Watch out, Tina Fey! Justin Beiber’s newly dyed locks are trying to wrap themselves around Tina’s Garnier gig and snatch it away. Take care. – Just Jared

Admiral General Aladeen (aka Sacha Baron Cohen with a bushel full of Kardashian taint fur on his chin) throws verbal bullets at the Academy and movie Brandon Teena – Lainey Gossip

Grab a swab stick, a new candidate for Khloe Kardashian’s bio daddy emerges – Towleroad

I don’t know what’s going on here but I know it involves Melanie Griffith’s nipples – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Kim Kardashian’s tag-a-long dude looks like Lindsay Lohan’s best friend Pootie after a meal or a hundred – The Superficial

Angie Jo and Billy Bob Thornton sexing on each other today probably looks like two old candlesticks rubbing together – Celebitchy

I just wanna blot Stacy Keibler’s legs with several rolls of Bounty – Hollywood Tuna

It’s a shame that Topanga didn’t keep her classic crashing wave bangs – The Berry

Don’t underestimate the power of Raymour & FlaniganICYDK

We should all assume that Hilary Duff is going to give birth to a kindergartner – Popoholic

How are we going to go on as a society without a Friends movie? – Videogum

Up! in real life – The Daily What

So which number is Chris Brown on Jay-Z’s 99 problems list? – I’m Not Obsessed

JLo SANS Photoshop – Moe Jackson

Getting his soul sucked into Madge’s crotch vortex doesn’t sound like a good time to Victor Cruz Hollywood Rag

I can haz Oscar – Cityrag

The time I mistook Justin Timberlake for Jason SudeikisPopsugar

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