Monday, February 20th 2012

Dumb Bitches Of The Century

Above is a picture that is supposed to be the whoring whores of ungodly trash from Westboro Baptist Church picketing Whitney Houston's funeral in New Jersey on Saturday. The picture was Tweeted by master whore of propaganda Margie Phelps. Below is an untouched picture from Whitney Houston's funeral in New Jersey on Saturday without the shit stains from Westboro Photoshopped onto it.

Westboro declared that they were going to come to NJ to picket Whitney's funeral, but those cowardly whore beasts never showed up and tried to make everyone believe that pieces of shit from their "church" were there by rubbing a clean picture on Photoshop's dirty asshole. NJ.com confirms that there was restricted access in front of the church where Whitney's funeral took place and no protesters showed up. HAHAHAHA @ those stupid bitches.

This is why I try not to feed those attention whoring hyenas from hell. They always say that they're going to picket someone's funeral and they don't show up since making signs at Kinko's drained their piggy banks and they can't afford to buy a bus ticket. But this might be the first time that those stuntin' trolls faked a protest by Photoshopping themselves into a picture.

Doesn't Margie Phelp's lying ass know that above everything GOD HATES PHOTOSHOP!!!!!!

Posted by: Michael K


bondbabe's picture

There are lots of do's and dont's in the Bible; and while I don't recall a commandment that reads, "Thou shall not be a fag," I do recall one that reads, "Thou shall not LIE."

So Large Marge breaks a commandment to spew her garbage about something which is NOT a commandment....

letinstar's picture

i have family in newark...let's just say the phelps family would not be alive to photoshop this picture has they shown their faces around whitney's funeral...
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LOLnatUsillyH0es's picture

LOLOL As I was raised in Newark for 12 yrs I can state for a FACT had these idiots popped up with picket signs around Whitney Houston's funeral they would NOT have made it out of the Terror Dome. No ma'am. Bitches would've had razor cuts and knife wounds over their entire bodies before the cops even got to them. Aneemahls.

I think it's best to use photoshop.. as it was their ONLY option.

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Beyonce obviously Jessica Simpson-ized 1 of her pics by running it thru the FatBooth app, then she Photoshopped it over the background of a Vancouver department store and leaked it herself! *CLOWNED!*

toni's picture

Ha, they wouldnt dare pull that shit in Newark, there would be nothing left to put in a casket for their funerals. I have to say, they would get the same treatment in any of the 5 burroughs too, we don't play that shit.

Karen Flatts's picture

Once again, a post like this brings out all the hypocrites. The Westboro Baptist Church no more represents all religion then Bobby fucking Brown represents all black men, Rosie O'Donnell represents all lesbians, Casey Anthony represents all mothers or Michael Vick represents all dog owners.

Get a fucking grip. By FAR the most venom comes from those who have some sort of beef with religion than vice versa on these sort of threads, yet the fucking attack hounds come out with a vengeance like they have more to prove than those who actually claim to, for crying out fucking loud. If you don't believe or have religion, great. Why do you care why others do? You shouldn't care anymore about that then they should care about your choice, but you motherfuckers can't seem to accept that you have no more right to judge them than they have to judge you. Pot meet kettle...you're both black.

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it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.

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Karen Flatts is always a cunt

Hysteria's picture

Sometimes "Cunt," "Bitch," "Satan's Prodigy" and other such words just aren't enough to cover a hateful piece of shit human (for lack of a better term) like Margie Phelp.
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loopygorilla's picture

these religious freaks are always the biggest hypocrites of them all.

anyway, yes us gays are to blame for the global financial crisis, us gays are to blame for the high divorce rate, us gays are to blame for ruining the sanctity of marriage, us gays are to blame because they dont have a job or cant hold down a job, anything else???

She Stinks's picture

They would of gotten such a beat down if they did. That shit won't fly in Newark, a riot would of started.

They Stink!

elmo533's picture

These bitches didn't show up cause they knew they would have gotten a good old fashioned funeral fight. Bobby B probably would have led the way.

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CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

@ catwoman,

trying to hold religious nut jobs to scripture wont work. Hypocrites and liars dont care about scripture. Unembarrassed hypocrisy is their real god. And I mean let;s face it, the bible is fucked up as it is and the few good passages about loving others and humility and charity are conveniently glossed over in the finest tradition of Christianity since its inception.
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catwoman's picture

Don't these dickheads know PRIDE is one of the 7 deadly sins, and listed under the pride subheading is self importance? Some fucking God lovers.

Oh, and someone should Photoshop these idiots bent over with a giant cock shoved up their asses and spread THAT all over the Internet. Hateful fuckers.
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Bda's picture

I KNEW those stunt queens whores wouldn't show up. Cowards. Epic fail at that photoshop LMAO

Midwestocean's picture

I know someone who is going to hell for LYING! If she is the Phelps I'm thinking of she won't be around for long...the story around Kansas City is that she is dying from cancer.

Cancer? Impending death? Funeral?

*...scratches around for magic markers and poster board...*

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 2:52pm.
Why would they picket anti gay slurs at Houston's funeral. Was she gay? Did she support gayness? Is the baptist church known for allowing gays in? I dont get it. Why her funeral?

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Gay...black...minority...soldier...it's all the same to these pathetic pieces of trash. They'd probably picket the funeral of the freakin Pope!

They picketed Steve Jobs' funeral, too. Seriously?? "Whitney in Hell"? These pieces of shit are so happy that so many people are talking about them now. Beyond disgusted, but it seems that that's what they want.

oh dave's picture

Maybe they do this more for their followers than the general public. They will just claim that Satan erased them from the pictures on every other source but their own.

boredasfuckyo's picture

That's because those Westboro Baptist freaks knew they would get a face full of whip ass if they brought their bullshit to Jersey. You don't fuck with a black person's funeral...Even Bobby B's ass his clan Exited Stage without trying to cause a fight. Attention, yes. Fight? No.

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WithinReason...'s picture

Someone should take some of their action pics, photoshop shit on them and post ALL OVER the internetz! Let them, know what it means to GO VIRAL! HAHAHA These bitches are a joke -- what they need are some real stalkers on their asses, PRONTO! Lol!

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stefystef's picture

Those assholes could not have gotten 1 mile within that church.

Dem folks in Newark would have FUCKED DEM UP for trying to take over Whitney last performance. I mean, those hoodlums from Newark would have gone Spartacus on their asses and the blood would have been shed.

But how pitiful are you to put out photoshopped pics of an event you wouldn't have had the GUTS to attend.

They are offensive because they are COWARDS!
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hhhhaaaaahhhhh these dumbass bitches!! although i wish they would just photoshop the hell out of everything, and stay inside, leaving us all alone

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Oh, here we go.

*eyeroll*

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CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

Ahhh...yes religion. The disease of our society that is masking as its cure.
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Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 2:52pm.
Why would they picket anti gay slurs at Houston's funeral. Was she gay? Did she support gayness? Is the baptist church known for allowing gays in? I dont get it. Why her funeral?

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Gay...black...minority...soldier...it's all the same to these pathetic pieces of trash. They'd probably picket the funeral of the freakin Pope!

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G*d h8s h8rs...
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Why is that guy wearing purple pajamas in public? Does he think he's Prince or something??

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Vile, disgusting TRASH. Absolutely pathetic creatures (they do not deserve to be called 'people' or 'humans').

I hope they're all ready for what's coming - an eternity shoving coal in the fiery gates of HELL. I hope this is all worth it to them.

Total fucking scumbags.

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iloveloureed's picture

Pathetic assholes.

SANS FARDS's picture

Subhuman scum. I am really just tempted to say ignore these venomous hateful shitbags and they'll go away, but if I were a family member whose son got killed in Iraq and they were protesting at the funeral, I probably would not be able to check myself.

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TOPANGA's picture

They knew what was up, they would've got a cap in their asses trying to picket at a black funeral. And the urban blogs say Jaheim ( purple suit) was seen "wandering" around outside because security wouldn't let him in even though he was a friend of Whitney and had an invite. Poor thing.
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Hekki's picture

Bree, et al: Thank you. I try not to pay too much attention to this real-life TROLL, but I appreciate the enlightenment.

So he's kind of like Ann Coulter, then? Because I don't think she believes all the stuff she spews. I think it's a persona that gets her attention, money and fame.

But he's a LOT worse than Ann Coulter, obviously.

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Submitted by Lala11_7 on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 2:32pm.
Hey, who's the hot dude in the purple zoot suit?
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Man who is KILLING all pimps suit game, within a fifty mile radius in his "hot purple suit" is R&B singer..."Jaheim"..whose sultry voice can effectively melt panties through radio airwaves...if you listen to him on your .mp3...panties will EXPLODE!!
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Sir may I touch the sexual healing hem of your garment?

AtomicCity's picture

I have nothing to lose, so I'll give em a good ol' ass-whooping. Sue me, bitches. 100% of 0 is still 0. And if they stepped on my property they won't have to worry about suing me, because it'll be their funerals next.
I try to be positive and lovey, but these losers make my heart dark.

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attention.whore's picture

*ahem* .... HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA hahahahabahaaaaaaahhaaahah ha ha ... Ha.

FAIL.

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ChubbyWubby's picture

The Westboro Church should be sued for libel and fraud for tampering with this photo-I think anyone who takes a photo and tries this from either the Republican or Democratic or anyone else.

Such bullshit!

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warmjuice's picture

I didn’t know the santorum family knew HOW to Photoshop.

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How do these idiots get press? Someone should reverse photoshop their asses and insert them in a few choice places... HAHAHA This needs a "Go Away Already" tag!

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CandyPerfumeGirl's picture

Why would they picket anti gay slurs at Houston's funeral. Was she gay? Did she support gayness? Is the baptist church known for allowing gays in? I dont get it. Why her funeral?
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 2:32pm.
Hey, who's the hot dude in the purple zoot suit?

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Man who is KILLING all pimps suit game, within a fifty mile radius in his "hot purple suit" is R&B singer..."Jaheim"..whose sultry voice can effectively melt panties through radio airwaves...if you listen to him on your .mp3...panties will EXPLODE!!!

chinlee3's picture

Everyone knew they didn't show up. Why even try to pretend? God hates this little nest of incestual vipers above all, even more than Photoshop.

Thornhill's picture

Religion : An organization that propagates its beliefs by killing others.
Cult : An organization that propagates its beliefs by killing its own
Anarchy : A total lack of organization that propagates the belief that the world would be a better place without either....

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Andrei's picture

Or spelling "Faggots" in their alphabet soup.

Andrei's picture

They actually spent time Photoshopping this shit and spreading hate instead of doing something more fun/productive like sex?

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Submitted by Bree on Mon, 02/20/2012 - 2:13pm.

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I understand most of his adult picketing kids are lawyers too in order to file those lawsuits. He has one decent son who thinks his dad and family are shit and their "message" is fucked up. I believe he's come out and said the same thing you have. They've ostracised him. He's okay with that.

Gardening Girl's picture

Hey, who's the hot dude in the purple zoot suit?

Christie Love's picture

Give me just 30 seconds in a room with this sick ass clan and I'll make "Judgment Day" look like a fucking picnic in Mayberry USA

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Gardening Girl's picture

Slutleena - who pays these douchnozzles to appear?

karen's picture

" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs

TEAM NEWARK, WESTBORO BAPTIST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!these cowards knew theyd be massacred in Newark before they even had a chance to sue. friggin photoshop. fucking amateurs. lol

I'm just . . . at a complete loss. There's hate, which is disgusting. There's stupidity, which is annoying. Then there is posting a bootleg Photoshop job intended to "prove" you were at an event that was crawling with security, media and tweeting famewhores and live-streamed on the net.

Margie, hon, you fail at being a lying liar. I assume your family will be running for public office soon.

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karen's picture

" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs

thanks for explaining their scam. i did not know this. and you guys are right, they do intend to offend everyone, even people who are not gay, because the more people they piss off, especially at a funeral, where tensions are often high, the more likely someone is gonna slip up and attack them. then as you guys pointed out, they sue, thus getting money.they deserve to die in a fire. anyone seen Red STate? great movie. probably inspired in part by westboro.

Slutleena's picture

The Westboro Church is all about making money and getting attention to make money. It's all about sensationalism. I wish people would stop paying them to appear on shows and maybe they would go away. With so many people watching the funeral on live stream what made them think anyone would believe they were there? They wouldn't have made it out of Newark unharmed if they had.

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