This Whiny Dick Slit Is Crying Again
Speaking of a difficult brown....
The Grammy producers sucked on Chris Brown's taint by giving him two performances when they only gave Jennifer Hudson a quick second to sing for Whitney Houston and you'd think that would be enough for him to shut his whine hole over a pile of soft dicks, but it wasn't. Last night, The Terrible Twat of Tappahannock went on a Twitter tantrum (which his bitch ass later deleted) directed at all the "haters" who think it was wrong of the Grammys to give a lady beater air time and an award. Chris told all his haters to suck on a fuck, because he's got a Grammy now. You know, because only good people win Grammies. I bet Hitler is kicking his own asshole in hell, because if he won a Grammy we'd all forgive him.
This is the river of wailing shit that Chris Brown let out last night (via Mashable):
strange how we pick and choose who to hate!Let me ask u this.Our society is full of rappers(which I listen to)who have sold drugs (poisoning)But yet we glorify and imitate everything they do. Then right before the worlds eyes a man shows how he can make a Big mistake and
Learnt from it, but still has to deal with day to day hatred! You guys who to hate!!! But guess what???
HATE ALL U WANT BECUZ I GOT A GRAMMY. Now! That’s the ultimate FUCK OFF.
Yes, Chris is showing with these Tweets that he's completely changed and is now a charming, calm, rational individual who no longer has anger management issues.
Even if you took away the fact that Chris almost beat RiRi's face off, he would still be a chair-hurling, window-breaking, tantrum-throwing, nutless anus bag whose brain stopped developing in the womb. Chris Brown hasn't learned shit and he's still a piece of shit. I know, that's an insult to shit. The next time you take a shit, please apologize to it on my behalf.
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Gutter trash - just like his fans.
NO,YOU FUCKOFF!
Guys!!! You have to TRY not to judge so harshly!! Can you at the least give his (Chris Brown) progress a thought before the strong words of are produced from your fingers and keyboards?? GOSH! I don't condone his actions at all; however it’s over and done with as we speak. I am so confused on why people can’t be forgiven anymore. He is human (just like us), we mess up!! His life is under a microscope as all celebs and we see and read every minute of it. As many comments as this post has on Chris, he must be on everyone’s mind and that means he is doing something right!! He got the ignorance coming out of his HATERS!! Yes I said HATERS!! Haters defined: People that make up reasons to hate certain people just because they aren't as wealthy or successful as them. If you think about it – Haters are motivators~
Hey M.E. learnt is a word. It's more commonly used in British English but it is used.
"Oh Nooo don't go out THERE. What? I tried to warn her." The producers of the show felt that they had to give him two sets to make up for his two years in exile; sort of like saying "Hey, we're sorry we didn't want you to grace your woman beating mug on our stage for the last two years so why not perform twice tonight and we'll call it even? Screw Whitney, forget Hudson. But since you had such a rough upbringing, you deserve to act like a thug and not have to face the consequences of your actions."
"Oh Nooo don't go out THERE. What? I tried to warn her." The producers of the show felt that they had to give him two sets to make up for his two years in exile; sort of like saying "Hey, we're sorry we didn't want you to grace your woman beating mug on our stage for the last two years so why not perform twice tonight and we'll call it even? Screw Whitney, forget Hudson. But since you had such a rough upbringing, you deserve to act like a thug and not have to face the consequences of your actions."
hey if the chick who got beat up is going back for some more not his fault.not saying the beating but for the dick and im over it im on chris side.
Fuck this guy. He'll get his...trust.
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yep, still an illiterate pussy with no self-esteem.
He's such a fucking idiot, and so are his fans.
This entire post belongs in a museum. Chris Brown can suck the rancid dick I grew especially for him, horse-toothed little shit.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
You really need to start addressing him by his proper name: Taint Stain.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
This guy make Bobby Brown look like a thinking statesman.
Beware of men who do not wear underwear. They are total slobs and perverts. Boxers are weird too. Boxers are only for tiny meat. No support.
Yawn. I hate the drug dealing rappers too so go away Chris and take RiRi with you.
that nikka was high!
so was anyone else watching his dick flop around during that performance? it was like, follow the dick, follow the dick...
Rihanna is sooooo dickmatized!
"LearnT"
Irony is so ironic!
Chris, lil girl sit your ass down somewhere u doin 2 damn much now! & Phaedra you sit your redundant fuckery ass down next to him
Official Police report:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/lapd-details-rihanna-beatin...
*** what goes down, must come up ***
I believe in Karma. Chris will get his eventually.
It's good to see he's using the tools he learned in anger management he was forced to take by the courts after he beat the snot out of a woman. He's a video dancer, who is propped up by protools and studio magic. He's a lip singer who twiddles around the stage dancing, over rated, won't be remembered for anything but the beat down in 5 years. CB is a member of the future hasbeen club and is too stupid to know it.
the only people that listen to his music are 30 something clerical workers that wear GEORGE Collection from Walmart who never have a boyfriend and go out every night after work to happy hour in wolf packs with all their other always alone friends and cock block each other.
Fucking GOLD. Someone needs to change Brown's Wiki page to refer to him as "Whiny Dick Slit".
Submitted by Zonko on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 3:22pm.
Could someone tell that no-talent dickhead that MILLI VANILLI won a Grammy, too ?
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Word.
And guess what, Einstein -- we do get to pick & choose who we hate -- that's the fucking point!
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Don't you come after me you WHORE!
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 1:24pm.
I wish I could dropkick whomever came up with the term "haters".
Is the term "critics" better?
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 1:24pm.
I wish I could dropkick whomever came up with the term "haters".
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A-MEN
Ooh your rant was so satisfying to read, MK. Loved every insulting word. I can't stand that entitled little prick. He hasn't learned shit from his "mistake". It's amazing to me that he still has a career. He's a ticking time bomb though...he'll beat someone else's face off again and then maybe his fans will finally take their heads out of his ass.
Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 3:22pm.
just re-read the police report: Here is is and here is why he is a miserable piece of shit from hell:
Sweet Jeezuss.
He is a raging lunatic and if what I'm hearing is true that RiRi has taken up with him again, she got some serious brain damage from that beating because that is unforgiveable. damn.
Submitted by Bree on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 1:43pm.
Because selling drugs to people who choose to put poison in their body is much worse than beating a woman so badly she has to go to the hospital. Right.
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well to be honest.. rhianna(sp) chose to stay in the car and fight with him.. like they've done before.. some people choose to do drugs.. others choose bad relationships..
I don't like chris brown or rhianna (sp) but we only see her pushed out as the victim and he as the devil.. when they both had parts in their relationship that led them to where they ended..
So for all you homophobic, yellow loving Lamborghini, self pitying and girlfriend beating bixches on the way up- remember Chris Brown is your man.
Bringing pride to the Grammys is this bixch's specialty...
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/02/which-bixch-wants-to-tell-you-to...
If he would just stop with the "SEE??? In your face!!" and "They did it too!!!" crap and calling everyone haters maybe people would be willing to move on, but he keeps trying to tell everyone how they're wrong for being mad at him.
He doesn't get to do that. He has to accept that a) he fucked up and people have the right to feel however they want about him. That's his REAL penance for fucking up to the extent he did. He has to live with this forever. He thinks he does some court ordered stuff and he's off the hook, and he is, from a legal standpoint. And maybe with the public, that would be true if he had bought drugs or drove drunk (without causing an accident) or something. But WHEN YOU BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOMEONE IN A FIT OF RAGE you don't get to tell people to get over it. Sorry. YOU need to get over the idea that you can dictate that.
And: b) That this is NOT a "mistake". A mistake is when you leave your car lights on overnight and kill your battery or leave a door unlocked and your stuff gets stolen. This is a serious crime and cause for a complete re-evaluation of your life. That he is capable of something like this, that he ever lost control to that extent is something to worry about and examine, not something to ignore, and that's what he wants us to do.
Fuck you Chris Brown!!
He's right.
Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 3:22pm.
Wow…I have always been confused by his popularity even before he beat Rihanna but when that went down I thought perhaps it may have been a mutual coke fight…I had no idea it was so long and so bad!
Not surprised he deleted that tweet, his grammar and construction are WOEFUL!
I'd like to know what he learned from his Big mistake. It certainly wasn't how to be a smaller asshole.
this asshole.... sigh.
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I have never loved life so much.
just re-read the police report: Here is is and here is why he is a miserable piece of shit from hell:
Brown was driving a vehicle with Robyn F. as the front passenger on an unknown street in Los Angeles. Robyn F. picked up Brown's cellular phone and observed a three-page text message from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with.
"A verbal argument ensued and Brown pulled the vehicle over on an unknown street, reached over Robyn F. with his right hand, opened the car door and attempted to force her out. Brown was unable to force Robyn F. out of the vehicle because she was wearing a seat belt. When he could not force her to exit, he took his right hand and shoved her head against he passenger window of the vehicle, causing an approximate one-inch raised circular contusion.
"Robyn F. turned to face Brown and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then drove away in the vehicle and continued to punch her in the face with his right hand while steering the vehicle with his left hand. The assault caused Robyn F.'s mouth to fill with blood and blood to splatter all over her clothing and the interior of the vehicle.
"Brown looked at Robyn F. and stated, 'I'm going to beat the sh-- out of you when we get home! You wait and see!' "
The detective said "Robyn F." then used her cell phone to call her personal assistant Jennifer Rosales, who did not answer.
"Robyn F. pretended to talk to her and stated, 'I'm on my way home. Make sure the police are there when I get there.'
"After Robyn F. faked the call, Brown looked at her and stated, 'You just did the stupidest thing ever! Now I'm really going to kill you!'
"Brown resumed punching Robyn F. and she interlocked her fingers behind her head and brought her elbows forward to protect her face. She then bent over at the waist, placing her elbows and face near her lap in [an] attempt to protect her face and head from the barrage of punches being levied upon her by Brown.
"Brown continued to punch Robyn F. on her left arm and hand, causing her to suffer a contusion on her left triceps (sic) that was approximately two inches in diameter and numerous contusions on her left hand.
"Robyn F. then attempted to send a text message to her other personal assistant, Melissa Ford. Brown snatched the cellular telephone out of her hand and threw it out of the window onto an unknown street.
"Brown continued driving and Robyn F. observed his cellular telephone sitting in his lap. She picked up the cellular telephone with her left hand and before she could make a call he placed her in a head lock with his right hand and continued to drive the vehicle with his left hand.
"Brown pulled Robyn F. close to him and bit her on her left ear. She was able to feel the vehicle swerving from right to left as Brown sped away. He stopped the vehicle in front of 333 North June Street and Robyn F. turned off the car, removed the key from the ignition and sat on it.
"Brown did not know what she did with the key and began punching her in the face and arms. He then placed her in a head lock positioning the front of her throat between his bicep and forearm. Brown began applying pressure to Robyn F.'s left and right carotid arteries, causing her to be unable to breathe and she began to lose consciousness.
"She reached up with her left hand and began attempting to gouge his eyes in an attempt to free herself. Brown bit her left ring and middle fingers and then released her. While Brown continued to punch her, she turned around and placed her back against the passenger door. She brought her knees to her chest, placed her feet against Brown's body and began pushing him away. Brown continued to punch her on the legs and feet, causing several contusions.
"Robyn F. began screaming for help and Brown exited the vehicle and walked away. A resident in the neighborhood heard Robyn F.'s plea for help and called 911, causing a police response. An investigation was conducted and Robyn F. was issued a Domestic Violence Emergency Protective Order."
Could someone tell that no-talent dickhead that MILLI VANILLI won a Grammy, too ?
This jackass SHOULD have used the opportunity presented by those "fan" tweets to say "You must never let any man put his hands on you" or some such and then throw in some words of regret. What message do these tweets send him? That it's all good. Jaysus.
He is his own worst enemy. He is very young and has many years ahead to screw himself over. Let's hope he doesn't kill anyone in the process (I'm only half kidding).
Y'all seen this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?src_vid=n66-Le9YZlE&feature=iv&v=XhxbCXp7Na...
hehe
I wonder who bought his Grammy for him? Or did he buy it for himself?
Submitted by Datura on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 1:24pm.
I wish I could dropkick whomever came up with the term "haters". It sounds trashy whether it's coming from this idiot or from the fans of whichever joke celebrity we're making fun of on Dlisted.
As for Chris Brown, there's nothing I can say that hasn't been said better by MK and you lovely people. He's completely disgusting.
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I feel you Datura my fellow simian AV friend.
The term "haters" is the 21st century way of saying "I know what you are but what am I?" or "It bounces off me and sticks to you like glue" for people who can not comprehend how to properly voice their thoughts and feelings correctly with the English language.
I'm afraid the English language as a whole is disappearing with text speak and ghetto speak becoming used more with most of the younger crowd that is uncultured, not well traveled and lacking intelligence and common sense.
And the Grammys is nothing but one big circle jerk. So yeah, those awards that you won Chris don't mean shit. You are still a talentless fuck.
@toxicsparkles:
LOVE your avatar! One of my favorite films.
this is a great article.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/02/15/chris-brown-doesn-t-des...
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His grammar is atrocious. This dude is a low rent mental midget that will not go away. Leave now, hooker. You suck!
Snoop was on trial for murder? So he not only rapes people he kills them too? Nice.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I am more offended by his horrific grammar and spelling than his emotional shortcomings.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Nice piss pants, asshat.
The Grammy's are irrelevant anyways, just like he will be soon enough. No one takes them that seriously. As for Chris Brown's mentally retarded fans - I'm hoping the next terrorist attack happens at one of his concerts - do us a favor and clean up the gene pool a little bit.
A mistake? A mistake is stepping on someone's shoe not beating Rihanna's face in which takes actual thought. He's a fucking assclown. Fuck Fist Brown!
Totally agree with Manimal. If he actually learned anything (he clearly didn't) he could have said something that showed maturity and growth. Nope, same guy with same problems. And such a shame because I do think he is talented in dance and singing. But it doesn't matter if you are talented, rich or anything else if you are a douchebag of a person.