Lindsay Lohan And Terry Richardson Are Doing This Again
Lindsay Lohan should probably be at her local H&R Block to ask their asses if they can sort out her tax situation in exchange for a suitcase of stolen joree and a week's worth of sloppy hand jobs, but instead she's posing for Terry Richardson again. Actually, these pictures are outtakes from her photo shoot for Love Magazine, so they're probably a few months old, but they somehow made their way onto the Internet yesterday. Uh huh. That leak smells like a used urinal cake, a barback's bin, a barf burp, peroxide, old sardine juice and cigarette butts, so I'm sure White Oprah leaked this shit to make all of us forget the last photo shoot LiLo did with Uncle Terry.
That last photo shoot looked like scenes from a retirement for crack whores and in this one she actually looks good? Maybe it's because I'm always used to seeing LiLo looking like four layers of hell loosely wrapped around lukewarm tragic, but these aren't that bad. We've all seen worse and the "nothing difficult about this brown" pose is a true work of sophisticated classiness. And I can already hear the "CLOSE YER MOUTH, BITCH" comments, but if your nostril canal was like a maze game, you too would be a permanent mouth breather.
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I mean.... what's even the POINT? It's about as relevant as the GNR reunion that's suppose to happen.
I guess this is one way to get new clients....still a fucking skank HO, great makeup though!
Bright lights don't equal quality.
Hundreds of prisoners died in a fire in Honduras, and yet....
Maybe her polyester hair is keeping her alive.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
From the clip of her leaning over the stove, I thought she was snorting coke.
When we say I can't wait till she starts doing porn I might suggest this IS porn, soft porn but basically porn. The first few pictures are always with clothes on and by the third shot they're pretty much ass up naked.
*and with no shame puts down the mag he's been holding with one hand*
I actually like these. Unfortunately I cannot separate her from these so I like them less than I would.
Playboy paid her a lot to do a shoot that shows little more than these do. Also, I think she fails to understand that her desperation to be in the public eye is detrimental- if she were to disappear for a few months (no photos, tweets, etc), she might gain some intrigue and we all know people want what they can't have. No one will want her but will want to know what happened
SMOKING IS SO COOL AND HOT!!
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
wayyyyyyyyy too early for this shit
Coma Caca!
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I'm with Dog. Seriously with the cigarettes? Fucking repulsive. As if she didn't smell bad enough. I bet her fingers are a real nice shade of nicotine yellow.
She so embarrassing.
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Douchechill!
Uncle Terry is a total perv, and Lohan will do anything for drugs and to get her picture taken.
A match made in heaven...
Oh come on they're not granny panties! They're 50's classics. Credit where it's due, she looks good, great even. She should prob get her plastic hair away from the oven tho before she has an accident.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
This guy is just a shitty photographer. It's not 'edgy', it's not 'artsy', it's crap.
Would still hump on Lilo, though. Kind of digging her trashy look right now. She looks kind of '70's porno chic hot in thumbs 2 and 3.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
Liver spotted hand
Groping while I cry inside
Merit badge and meth
Good advertising!
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I cannot see her having a RDJ-type comeback. I think that ship has sailed.
" And I can already hear the "CLOSE YER MOUTH, BITCH" comments"
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Damnit, MK! That's exactly what I was going to say!
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Raising the bar for lowering standards since 1982.
So tired. Is she an actress or a model now? Linds hasn't done shit since Machete.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
The lighting in perv Uncle Terry's photographs is always so harsh, but add a Lohan and you get nails to the eyes. Ouch. Thanks, MK.
I still have no idea why she and her crack dealer/photographer think the cigs are sexy. newsflash: they're not and they make her look even more gross, which is close to impossible.
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We've already seen it. *yawn*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
god help me I just wanna lick on Terry's balls all day I don't care how many of those woman he raped
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Which one of these two crackheads came up with this idea? Granny panties? Blohan's saggy ass?
FUCK!
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