Lindsay Lohan And Terry Richardson Are Doing This Again
Lindsay Lohan should probably be at her local H&R Block to ask their asses if they can sort out her tax situation in exchange for a suitcase of stolen joree and a week's worth of sloppy hand jobs, but instead she's posing for Terry Richardson again. Actually, these pictures are outtakes from her photo shoot for Love Magazine, so they're probably a few months old, but they somehow made their way onto the Internet yesterday. Uh huh. That leak smells like a used urinal cake, a barback's bin, a barf burp, peroxide, old sardine juice and cigarette butts, so I'm sure White Oprah leaked this shit to make all of us forget the last photo shoot LiLo did with Uncle Terry.
That last photo shoot looked like scenes from a retirement for crack whores and in this one she actually looks good? Maybe it's because I'm always used to seeing LiLo looking like four layers of hell loosely wrapped around lukewarm tragic, but these aren't that bad. We've all seen worse and the "nothing difficult about this brown" pose is a true work of sophisticated classiness. And I can already hear the "CLOSE YER MOUTH, BITCH" comments, but if your nostril canal was like a maze game, you too would be a permanent mouth breather.
Is there anything less sexy than a washed up 20 something trying to be relevant? Every photo shoot reeks of desperation.
I don't understand why she keeps getting ink in all the gossip sites. As some previous crackheads (MJ and Whitney) have proven, you can live a long damn time before your addictions finally kill you. But do we have to be subjected to Lindsay posts every week for the next 24 years? Ugh.
Yes, yes, I know. I read the article and posted a comment about her, so I'm part of the problem, etc, etc.
These photos should get her a few cash-paying clients. Her skin looks good. Someone must've used the airbrush tool to get out all of the bruises on her ass and thighs and red kneel marks on her knees. A ho knows what a ho looks like after she's been ridden hard all weekend.
Terry Richardson is one sick fuck. That kind of explains his favorite subject matter...safe to say that Lohan's been MK'd.
She probably lets him masturbate in front of her or something. Maybe that's why they keep working together?
She should just start doing "lads mags" already. She'd probably do well enough.
Also, I see that suddenly Elizabeth Taylor is more of an 'inspiration' to her now that's she's dead. Good to know.
Yikes. She is one step away from doing porn. I still believe she's the second coming of Dana Plaro.
I have a pet theory that Lindsay is purposely staying blonde while in this drugged-out state because she doesn't want to damage the brand.
So many people keep saying that if she'd just let her hair revert to its natural color, she'd be the hot redhead they once admired. No, she would not-- she'd have the same present-day haggard face, erratic grooming and trashed reputation. The worst thing she could possibly do is have the public associate "redhead Lindsay" with this mess. I think she's saving that version of herself for when and if she makes a comeback.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
She certainly has earned her place on the D List.
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Submitted by Xander on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 12:59pm.
The super hot Emmy Rossum
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ok...wait...what?
You lost me at "super hot emmy Rossum." What did you say again?
*still LMAO*
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 6:50pm.
Honestly I have never stopped secretly rooting for his girl.
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Miss Ann, I gotta represent. I agree. I still like the cute red headed girl from Mean Girls, Freaky Friday, and The Parent Trap. I want to see her back,not this ghosty whore looking thing. The pics would have been better with her red-headed and maybe not quite so whorey. When your photo shoots are of the Courtney Stodden-Doug Perv variety, though, it's just gross.
These two itchy skanks again. Zzzzzzz.
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i think if you look in the glass reflection you can see terry richardson jerking is wang and in one of the thumbnails you can see cum drops on lindsay's face.
poor lindsay. sucking dicks for pics these days.
She has a flat flabby ass. She should have stayed a ginge, now she looks like a ghost.
Perhaps these photos will help land a few movie roles for her.
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She looks pretty in all the photos.This girl is very photogenic.
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nice granny panties you whore. whore whore whore.
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God what a whore! a broke I need money bad whore when you've stooped to bending over for the camera. whore.
slutty slutty slutty - Michael Kors
Honestly I have never stopped secretly rooting for his girl. But success would only mean more money and fame and more drugs and delusion. So to wish her acting career for her is really not what's best for her. She will never get real help or learn to live outside of Hollywood or get rid of her soul suckin parents. I really do think she has talent and she's very photogenic. She's also really messed up. Sad.
go back to red hair. blonde makes you look like casper's whorey sister.
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Submitted by Hekki
She looks hot in that main photo. I think she should stick to modeling and forget the acting career. She's a good model.
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she does photograph very well. like others have said she cleans up very well. If she went back to her natural red/auburn hair, and took a bath everyday, she would look hot. like a modern day rita hayworth, but with more crack addiction. poor poor stupid tramp.
Ooooh! She's walking into room "69" -- how edgy! /rolls eyes.
Seriously, how *old* is this perv Terry Richardson & how the hell does he get work?
But yeah, LiLo looks relatively good & healthy in these shots -- must be why they weren't released initially-- Terry Richardson's signature style is "woman as ugly crackhead whores" (and not just when he's working with LiLo).
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What the hell? She is two seconds away from porn.
Stop. Just fucking stop.
Submitted by Satans Panties on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 2:51pm.
It doesn't matter if she looks good, or clean. Bottom line is, she is a useless skank who could find no value in volunteering in a Woman's Shelter last year when ordered to by the court. She is her mother's daughter, nothing more. The faster she disappears the better the planet.
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Agree!
She looks and acts so desperate. I wish she's can the Marilyn thing because she will never play Marilyn Monroe.
I don't think I've ever seen her in anything but fuck-me pumps. Can she just wear "real girl" clothes and be photo'd by the paps? OHH, Riiiggt, then they cant photoshop it to pin-up perfection. Doing these photo shoots validates her and makes her feel like she's still in the public eye. "Angelyne," anyone?
Go, lindsey. Hie thee hence to a place where you can hey away from these fun-house mirrors and begin to see yourself in a new, oh....forget it. Why am I wasting my time. It'll never happen. She is strapped to the gaming table with blinders on. So say her desperate actions of forcing these pathetic "sexy" pictures on our eyeballs. I don't see sexy or desirable. I see "this is all I know how to do, daddy" sexualized little girl who has no other aspects to her personality! Sad.
In the mean time we can make fun of her, her dis-GUST-ing mother, etc , until something finally happens.
In the immortal words of Ross Geller, "Eww, NO!"
Unfortunately, the only time LiLoser will even vaguely resemble Marilyn Monroe will be the inevitable day they find her naked & OD-ed in bed.
loves me some photoshop. This Richardson dude must have a freckle filter. Ney, a freckle FETISH.
Has she stopped pretending to be an actress yet? Because she's not a bad lingerie model.
Apparently, this is all she's capable of doing now: bent over "fuck me up the ass" pics. Her descent towards being a porn film fluffer continues...
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It doesn't matter if she looks good, or clean. Bottom line is, she is a useless skank who could find no value in volunteering in a Woman's Shelter last year when ordered to by the court. She is her mother's daughter, nothing more. The faster she disappears the better the planet.
This looks better than the old pics. Wonder why they didn't use these for the magazine??? But she looks more and more like her mom every day. With as much as he mom is in the limelight negatively, I would advise her to dye her hair back to red and get a new manager and distance herself from her mom as much as possible, at least publicly.
Looks 500% nicer with a bra on. Hopefully she stole that one from the shoot.
She looks hot in that main photo. I think she should stick to modeling and forget the acting career. She's a good model.
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She actually looks pretty hot in these pictures, I must admit.
That skanky old perv is the only person "hiring" her now.
Her makeup is good, her hair is combed, her bruises are covered, but underneath that is the same crackerty cracker jack, so no I'm not impressed.
Submitted by rukiddingme on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 12:41pm.
An interesting article on Terry Richardson:
http://jezebel.com/5494634/meet-terry-richardson-the-worlds-most-fked-up...
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After reading that article, I want to wash my brain out with bleach.
And if that had been my daughter he had treated that way, I promise you he'd be a hurt motherfucker.
This convinces me that Linsey must be blowing this guy in exchange for him taking pictures of her.
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I think this guy is the only one who will take pics of her anymore.
The shot of her bending over? No ass, and stake legs. Blech.
and FOR FUCK'S SAKE, STOP WITH THE BLOND HAIR!!!!
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Does she HAVE to have a cigarette in her hand/hanging from her lips in every photo shoot?
Pure trash.
And her tattoo's are SHITTY looking.
She needs to work out. Her legs are fat.
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 1:23pm.
Lilo looks...good? Kind of clean and uh, healthy?? *fucking confused*
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She is an attractive girl with a good face. After this she chubed out slightly (like whitney) and got back on the bullshit (like whitney). I think what these women need/needed to do was to take the advice of their sobriety coaches and not go out, in whitneys case tour…because little by little the sobriety chips away and you need the right people around you when that happens. Whitney’s swan song is a movie called Sparkle which is due out in August- she looks GREAT. All of the life buried inside her, all the feelings stuffed down inside and numbed - coming out for show. After the film wrapped whitney relapsed a few weeks into her tour.
MK!!!!! You're just paying into her!! STOP IT!
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Lilo looks...good? Kind of clean and uh, healthy?? *fucking confused*
Submitted by Heroic Cupcake on Wed, 02/15/2012 - 1:10pm.
Calling a spade a spade - she looks way hotter here than in that stupid playboy spread.
Hugh Hefner needs to get some new photographers that PB spread sucked!
i am going to dlisted hell. these pictures are kinda sexy. in a "forget this is lindsay lohan for just a second" way. :(