The sheer power of Whitney Houston brought Dlisted down to its gutter whore knees on Saturday night and even after I patched the server up with a piece of chewed gum and the insides of a used condom I found in front of my apartment, it still came down again for a second yesterday. Then today, it went down again (Note: Between the server and I, at least one of us is going down if you know what I mean.), and my server tells me this time it was a network-wide related issue. I have a hard time believing that only because three seconds before Dlisted crashed again, I hit the refresh button and it screamed “KISS MY ASS” at me. They tell me everything is fixed now, so hopefully it is. Trust me, if I could hook Dlisted up to the powerful power source that is Hamster Dog, I would, but that bitch won’t talk to me ever since I said I was racist against big dogs.
Please accept this picture of Harper Seven flipping me off baby-style as an apology gift for all of the site’s fuck-ups.