What A Precious Moment
What you're witnessing is the very special moment when a leased piece asks his sugar mamita for a raise in his weekly allowance so that he can finally pay off the CZ studs he bought with his Zales charge card. Or maybe Casper Smart is telling JLo that he made a doo doo mound in his diaper. JLo's eyes do look like they're being touched by a stank cloud of baby diarrhea. I really hope my first guess about what's going on here is right, because obviously his $10,000 a week allowance is not cutting it. Dude needs to hire a stylist so he can stop looking like Howard the Duck going to a costume party as a low-budget Bruno Mars.
Here's more of JLo and her paid bitch at some photo shoot with Mario Testino in Miami yesterday. As my new favorite poetweeter Casper Smart says: to be continued.....
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GROOOOSSSSSSS!!
Shit just got tyrannoserious - MK
HAHAHAHAHA @ Howard the Duck!!!!
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Submitted by oh dave on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 4:48pm.
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Gotcha, like in CB4 whatever the name of the group they didn't like.
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Submitted by QueenyBean on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 4:25pm.
You're right, it's not rap, it's the kind of rapping you only hear on "dance" music. Like rapping cartoon characters selling cereal, not like RUN-DMC. But he could talk on the beat, too. That's what I'm saying. And he's dressed for the video already. He could be the next Bobby Brown or any of those loverboy guys that sing and dance but also try to have that "urban element." Like this band called H-Town, I think? Thug R&B stuff. I remember them because it's when I used to watch television and they looked hardcore gangsters but they sang that Boyz II Men stuff.
Submitted by oh dave on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 4:17pm.
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I just looked up that song and almost fought you (not really) when I looked at my results.... that was never rap... it was somebody's uncle talking on a beat.
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Cure for cramps: weed. Weed for everything, really.- Bjork You
So that's what Jlo's face looks like. Quite a difference from the over photoshopped images we so of her. She actually looks her age I was under the impression that wasn't the case.
Lies!
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I have one thing to say...You Bettah Work.
He should be a dance-rapper like that band that sang "gonna make you sweat" and if he gets rich enough he can hire Paula Abdul to do his choreography. He should actually go on X-Factor. I bet Simon is working on that drama right now.
Why does every photo op of them call to mind Bertolucci's creepy "La Luna"?
Well that is some creepy ass mother and son incest moment.
And it sure doesn't help that JHo has always been pudgy so her figure is entirely plausible for a 40something mom.
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True love knows no bounds, then again, this is not true love.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
When is somebody like Snoop going to call her out on how lame this is?
Now this harlot is a different story: loathe her and can't fathom why she's not as transparent to others as she is to me.
Where are your children Piggy?
JHO, Beyonce, Handler, there is a double standard in entertainment the men must have talent the women not so much. All 3 are average and lazy.
I just don't get it!!
Sayelna Hyaic must be laughing her ass off
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by scallywagy on Sun, 01/29/2012 - 2:39am.
I just looked over at the chipmunks and we all agree JLo is in love with her rent a bixch. That or he gives a mean lick down session when the bed lamps are put aside....
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That is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said lol I think Casper would eat Jlo like it was the last paycheck on earth.
the poor dragon twins have to sleep in sound proof rooms, because mommy would be making so much noise.
OH GOD! SHE'S GETTING MARRIED AGAIN!
I just looked over at the chipmunks and we all agree JLo is in love with her rent a bixch. That or he gives a mean lick down session when the bed lamps are put aside....
What the hell is wrong with her?! Every time I see this guy he looks worse and worse.
If you're going to PAY for it, Jenny, at least go for "pretty with half a brain." This guy redefines "fugly."
Dp - sorry.
Sad!
I'd fuck her for $10,000 a week. I'm better looking than rat face (not saying much), but alas no dic
However, I can do the hokey pokey.
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It just seems like so much work to keep a young guy interested in you. Sure, at first the $$ keeps the interest but when the boner just stays limp,no ammount of money or begging can make them stay. The older person offers the world to them to stay, they'll grab it and leave any way. It's just not worth the stress of having to lie to yourself that you look like 20.J-lo should just eat them and spit them out. Maybe that's what's happening anyway. Who knows.
he is really a mutt.
paid for young brainless male jizz must be awfully good for the complexion
who knew?
Casper is miserable! look at him in every pic. sads:( he wishes he was ghost so he can disappear. bitch just aint worth the trouble & its showing.
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You know, maybe if he'd stop writing "to be continued" then he'd actually be able to finish his Tweets in one go. Writing "to be continued" takes up a lot of characters.
Dog, I agree. Falcor got a raw deal!
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Thanks, guys. I googled it. Falcor is cute. Leann looks like a squinty-eyed, nostril monster.
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In thumb 7 it kinda looks like he's biting (or nibbling, or kissing?) her shoulder. Or maybe he's just drooling on her robe.
Dog, google images of Falcor. You will understand. :)
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Come on papa your end is the means
Don't trade your love and goodness
For the golden machine
You run for the money
You don't even know about wild mountain honey
"Submitted by Dog on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 6:36pm.
I'm still wondering why Leann is called Falcor!"
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If you google image search "leann rimes falcor" you'll pull up a bunch of pictures that prove the two were separated at birth.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
This guy clearly pulled his game straight outta the Kfed golddiggin for pimps manual.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
Jeez, if your aim is to just grab yourself a young piece of disposable man meat, at least get a HOT piece of disposable man meat. He's fit and that's about it.
I can't wait until he knocks her up!
JHO Bag is such a low class no talent cheap tacky wannabe white cow bitch! She cannot stop getting nose jobs, skin bleaching and ratty blonde weaves. She cannot sing, dance, judge other singers, design clothes or raise kids. She is a shameful disgrace to humanity. I just hate her!
She Stinks!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 01/28/2012 - 6:15pm.
Question, and I probably should know the answer, but ....why does everyone call her kids the Dragon Tale Twins?
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I'm still wondering why Leann is called Falcor!
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Dude needs to hire a stylist so he can stop looking like Howard the Duck going to a costume party as a low-budget Bruno Mars.
LOL. Spot on. But, tbh, even a stylist can't do much with this gross hipster wannabe.
JLo looks good.
There, I've said something nice.
I can't with Casper. Douche.
I don't buy this at all.
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He really does look like Bruno Mars mixed with Howard the duck. Bahahahaha
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I want you to get on them fat chubby knees and take muh manhood in to your sugarwalls!-Early Cuyler -Squidbillies-
And Evil Cuppy nailed it with the "Clueless" gay dude comparison!! That made me LOL.
LOL at "doo doo mound"!!!
And y'all's comments.
As much as I can't stand her, she is very pretty and hasn't seemed to age at all. She has been looking fantastic these days. Puta.
As "The Producers" Roger De Bris said: MK, "Be vicious! Be brrrru-u-utal!" Because God knows, he deserves it.
EC, those are the names of the twins on Dragon Tales, a super lame kid's show.
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Time cast a spell on you but
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I know I could have loved you but
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Question, and I probably should know the answer, but ....why does everyone call her kids the Dragon Tale Twins?
Lol @ the hash tag! He's not cute.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Oh JHo, may you take the 30 mil or so dollars you'll make this year invest, go away and raise your dragon tale twins. Desperate, pathetic, insecure, talentless, snobby whore!
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Mr. Mercury ♥
This coupling really doesn't bother me. He's dumb and ugly but he's probably also sweet and easy-going and rubs her feet and tells her she's pretty and doesn't talk to her about business deals; after years with control-freak Skeletor, this is probably exactly what she needs for now.
He reminds me of the gay dude, Christian, that Cher was in love with in Clueless.
It's difficult to tell just from photos. I ask, are they really touching at any point? Looking at each other with affection? Do they seem like they're in love? Business relationship? Colleagues? It's a bitch to be rich & famous these days ! Haha *oh well*
#getmoneybitch LMAO!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
“Please don't go. We'll eat you up. We love you so.”
― Maurice Sendak, WtWTA
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Both of them are complete fools.
And I hate bitches who put dick ahead of their children.
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Time cast a spell on you but
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