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Jason Bateman (43)
Frankie Sandford (23)
Mikalah Gordon (24)
Caleb Followill (30)
Pitbull (31)
Angela Lindvall (33)
Karen Elson (33)
Dave Grohl (43)
LL Cool J (44)
Emily Watson (45)
Slick Rick (47)
Mark Addy (48)
Shepard Smith (48)
Steven Soderbergh (49)
T-Bone Burnett (64)
Carl Weathers (64)
Holland Taylor (69)
Faye Dunaway (71)
Trevor Nunn (72)

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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by Sayonara on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 4:57pm.

Submitted by harveyprice on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 7:37pm.
HB LL, who I have had a crush on since I was a kid :) And a big HB to Slick Rick who should get way more props than he does
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Re: Slick Rick I agree. Hey young world... the world is yours... hey young world

(973) Jersey Strong

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Sun, 01/15/2012 - 1:00pm.

Belated props to Mark Addy. You've seen his movies, you just don't remember him : Full Monty, Harry Potter, etc.,.

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 7:32pm.

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 7:45pm.

A Virginia gal, eh? OK, we'll share him and pinky-swear not to tell each other's significant others!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by HangryHippo on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 7:18pm.

why have i never seen this picture before now

www.hangryhippo.com: Where hunger, anger, media consumption, and satire meet for a snack

Submitted by harveyprice on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 6:10pm.

"I'm feeling sad and lonely, s-s-s sad and lonely.." :) Rick the Ruler!

Submitted by harveyprice on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 6:07pm.

HB LL, who I have had a crush on since I was a kid :) And a big HB to Slick Rick who should get way more props than he does.

Submitted by bonghits4jesus on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 5:58pm.

jason bateman is a DILF.

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 6:15pm.

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 5:05pm.

OH YES I DIIIID INVOKE MS. LORETTA LYNN! :)

I'm closer to his hometown, so that boy is mine. Actually, you know what? Let's not fight. I'm sure he'd be willing to be passed around between two foxes such as ourselves.

ETA: "And a big HB to Slick Rick who should get way more props than he does." Slick Rick is amazing. I love 'Children's Story'.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 4:44pm.

God, I would love to be an LL/JB. Sammich. LL still looks good, and Jason does things to me.

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 3:35pm.

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 1:32pm.

*removes earrings*

Deb, gurl, you know I love you, but you are not woman enough to take my MAN!
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Oh no you DIDN'T go all Loretta Lynn on me!
*puts on heavy rings*

Love you too, kiki, but Dave Grohl (even though he doesn't know it) is mine, all MINE!

*cues up "The Pretender"*

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by LisaRose on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 2:24pm.

I thought that was a picture of Mike Myers!

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Submitted by Arlene Machiavelli on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 1:50pm.

Dave Grohl, I adore you! HB.

Submitted by Heave Ho Yoko on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 1:24pm.

Happy birthday Emily Watson. I remember loving you in Wish You Were Here.

Wait, that was Emily Lloyd.
Disregard.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 1:06pm.

I love Jason Bateman, but put a wig on him and that is Lady Gaga. Happy Birthday!

Submitted by GingeMinge on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 12:54pm.

HB Carl "It's time to go school!" Weathers!

Submitted by Hellraiser on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 12:49pm.

Understood, Vern. I am hoping that the black panties on JB are just very slimming. LOL!

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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."

Submitted by Rdeadline on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 12:15pm.

Everyone born today is blessed with good looks and talent. LL Cool J's anger is like a shark fin (theme he did for Deep Blue Sea)! Deep Blue Sea is such a fun movie because of him, he adds zest to everything he does.

Submitted by saltydog88 on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 12:13pm.

I think Jason looks pale but pretty do-able, he's got a toned stomach and I bet with a different angle and pose his chest would look nicer

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 12:02pm.

"Uh, kikichanelconspiracy, please note my 11:51 post which CLEARLY stated that Dave is MY secret BOYFRIEND! I saw him first!"

*removes earrings*

Deb, gurl, you know I love you, but you are not woman enough to take my MAN!
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

Submitted by sillykat on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 11:28am.

I don't usually get hot for dudes in lingerie but that pic of JB is doing shit for me.

Submitted by Vern on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 10:53am.

Hell,
I don't usually look for the beef because I understand things grow, but My man Jason looks so...so...rectangular, my eyes wanted some sort of "distinction."

But, in Jason's defense, I DID think this was a VERY young Alec Baldwin at first.

*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 10:50am.

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 12:15pm.

Oh Dave Grohl, my rock star husband. I looove him.
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Uh, kikichanelconspiracy, please note my 11:51 post which CLEARLY stated that Dave is MY secret BOYFRIEND! I saw him first!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 10:45am.

Oh Dave Grohl, my rock star husband. I looove him.

Lots of stellar bday sluts today.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 10:24am.

Lots of awesome sluts having birthdays today!

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 10:21am.

Happy Birthday to my secret boyfriend, Dave Grohl! I looooove you!!!!
Happy Birthday to T-Bone Burnett, excellent musician and producer!
Happy Birthday, Faye Dunaway! I just watched "Network" again the other night. Talk about prophesy!
Happy Birthday to Carl Weathers! I will always think of him as Apollo Creed.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Hellraiser on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 10:20am.

I love Jason Bateman too but like Vern below I am seriously asking myself, "Where's the Beef?"

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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 10:18am.

Holland Taylor should have been the Birthday Slut.

And Jason Bateman can come pull his pants down and lie on my lap for his birthday spankings!*shivers with delight*

Submitted by ben_dover on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 10:17am.

i know im slow and all but every time i saw that pic. i thought it was mike myers lol oops

*When I Heard It The First Time, I Said, 'That Sounds Very Familiar'*

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 9:55am.

HB to Faye Dunaway!

MK, wake up, wake up!
*gently pokes MK with a stick*

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 9:51am.

Happy birthday Michael Bluth. Get that movie DONE, man...I need some Arrested Development back in my life.

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Never question Bruce Dickinson!

Submitted by TheHeckler on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 9:48am.

Submitted by Echo27 on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 11:14am.

Submitted by TheHeckler on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 10:43am.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MICHAEL BLUTH AND THE GREATEST ACTOR OF A GENERATION, MR. CARL WEATHERS!

Haha, Heckler. I miss that show so much. I hope the rumors are true and it's actually coming back
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WORD! Although, they like stringing us along *sigh*

Submitted by Albatross on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 9:46am.

HB Holland Taylor, a great comic actress!

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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK

Submitted by Echo27 on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 9:44am.

Submitted by TheHeckler on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 10:43am.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MICHAEL BLUTH AND THE GREATEST ACTOR OF A GENERATION, MR. CARL WEATHERS!

Haha, Heckler. I miss that show so much. I hope the rumors are true and it's actually coming back.

Submitted by TurtReturns on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 10:05am.

I had an "erotic dream" about LL once. We were on a roller coaster lol.

You've got me beat, Turt. I had not one, but two erotic dreams about Lil Wayne. Gross, with that grill! He was a surprisingly tender lover! :)

Submitted by elmo533 on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 9:31am.

That looks like Mike Meyers.

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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK

Submitted by Chilly on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 9:17am.

That still of Lindsay from her now defunct Linda Lovelace movie is nashty.

Submitted by Chilly on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 9:17am.

...... :(

Submitted by TheHeckler on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 9:13am.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MICHAEL BLUTH AND THE GREATEST ACTOR OF A GENERATION, MR. CARL WEATHERS!

Submitted by miz cynical on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 9:00am.

Yay! I love Jason Bateman! Who knew he was such a sexy Capricorn? Some other awesome Caps on this list, too. LL Cool J, Dave Grohl, etc!

Submitted by TexnDoc on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 8:45am.

HB to Faye Dunaway, still one of my favorite actresses in her kick-ass prime, "Bonnie & Clyde", "Network", "Chinatown" and yes "Mommie Dearest".

And to Shep, where is Mrs Patrick with "If she is still in her forties, we are a fetus!" ?

Submitted by TurtReturns on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 8:37am.

Also, Shepherd Smith is a douche. No Happy Birthday for you!

Submitted by TurtReturns on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 8:35am.

I had an "erotic dream" about LL once. We were on a roller coaster lol.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 8:31am.

That's bad ass, PSL! I've only seen Dave Grohl in concert. I would love to meet LL, but I'm afraid I would grab on and not let go.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 8:26am.

I LOVE YOU DAVE GROHL!

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 8:23am.

I love Jason Bateman, but that photo is bumming me out.
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Douchechill!

Submitted by lovelylaney on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 8:20am.

Happy Birthday Jason Bateman you sexy mo'fo :)

HB to the rest.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 01/14/2012 - 8:14am.

LeChaylo, I met LL years ago while I was running stairs. Damn, that man is SEX. He reeks of it.

I met Bateman at the dog park once too.

Come on Dave Grohl, I need to meet you! Where are you? We share a love of hating Paris Hilton!

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When ya hold me in your arms, so tight
You let me know, everything's all right
I, I'm hooked on a feelin'
High on believin', that you're in love with me