Mr. & Mrs. Smith Go To Washington

In the halls of the White House yesterday afternoon, Nivea's "Don't Mess With My Man" blared from Michelle Obama's glamour headquarters as she slathered her face in Vaseline, put on her heaviest rings, stuck razors in her hair and chose the perfect pair of shoes to easily rage out of if need be, because Snagyomangelina Jolie was coming to visit President Obama.

With a boost from Joe Biden (he just happened to be strollin' by), a pap was able to stick their lens over the fence and get pictures of Angie and some hobo hipster visiting Obama in the Oval Office. No, Angie wasn't there to propose a No Tax On Condom Heels Act or Maddox's Ban Beanie Babies Law. Angie was there as a UN Goodwill Ambassador to talk about highly important world issues, durr. And I'm sure Michelle stood in the corner with a "No Hollywood Trick Is Going To Marilyn Monroe Away My Man" smirk on her face.

Click here if these heart-stopping pictures just aren't heart stopping enough for your ass and you need to see them in moving form.

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by cornpone on Fri, 01/13/2012 - 2:59am.

apparently, he was in the Prudential after this happened.

Submitted by TequilaTax on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 7:50pm.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 10:17am.

And I don't want to hear any shit about past Presidents and their spending, THIS PRESIDENT said there would be change and they wouldn't spend like that. LIE.
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Didn't the last president make promises that he didn't keep? The point is that they all do. And to make matters worse, Bush was in office when this economic cluster fuck started. And we gave that knuckle head 8 years.

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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman

Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K

Submitted by oh dave on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 7:47pm.

Seems like everything we see is fake. If someone was taking pictures like that without permission they would be waterboarded.

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Submitted by almostfamous88 on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 7:44pm.

That bitch is the fucking devil...

Submitted by Andrei on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 6:16pm.

Angie was there just to see if she could get laid.

Submitted by Callie on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 5:05pm.

Submitted by daisydaisy on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 3:22pm.
These two shameless whores give me creeps. Blind person see thru their trickery, PR spin, and lies.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out that these two are a corporation. That's right people. A corporation formed to make money, buy children in 3rd world countries, pose for pictures, etc.
It wouldn't be so disguisting if they were honest about it, and said: Hey, we're here to make money. Take it or leave it. Instead, they lie and pretend. They pose and look concerned. Travel the world to make themselves rich. I don't think it's about looking good. It's all about money.
There is nothing wrong with money, we all know that. But, if one pretends that it's about helping others, saving the world, adopting unwanted orphans, I have a huge problem with that.

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The sad thing is I think THEY actually believe they are doing good because they have so little intellectual faculties to begin with.

Submitted by Youri on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 4:52pm.

So I'm supposed to believe some photographer jumped over the fence of the White House walked towards the Oval Office and snapped some pictures of Angelina and her lapdog standing in the window? Are people really that stupid?

Submitted by lastdiva on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 4:33pm.

"Snagyomangelina" best. nickname. ever.
God what a pretentious bore.

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Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 3:06pm.

Submitted by D-vine Lister on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 2:19pm.

Every politician is corrupt and evil, I dont care who it is.. Obama sucks, bush sucks, and the next president will surely suck fat monkey nuts! People that defend previous and current presidents are fools, blind, and tricked. . they are just puppets, and it doesnt matter whom is in office (whether bush or kerry/ obama or mccain) the agenda is prewritten, so everything WILL be carried out as planned. Take a step back, open both eyes, and take a look around (analyze). We are fucked America! ... and its only gonna get worse. (Prime example our US president invited the fucking kuntdashians, and now the pitts to the mother fuckin white house! SMMFH!!!

Yup. People just don't get that the 1% puppet the politicians. While they are all sitting back laughing at us for being so stupid.

Submitted by Whatever on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 3:01pm.

Angelina will stop at nothing to make herself seem important. Kind of pathetic.

Submitted by daisydaisy on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 1:52pm.

These two shameless whores give me creeps. Blind person see thru their trickery, PR spin, and lies.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out that these two are a corporation. That's right people. A corporation formed to make money, buy children in 3rd world countries, pose for pictures, etc.
It wouldn't be so disguisting if they were honest about it, and said: Hey, we're here to make money. Take it or leave it. Instead, they lie and pretend. They pose and look concerned. Travel the world to make themselves rich. I don't think it's about looking good. It's all about money.
There is nothing wrong with money, we all know that. But, if one pretends that it's about helping others, saving the world, adopting unwanted orphans, I have a huge problem with that.

Submitted by heima on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 1:39pm.

This:

Submitted by bookworm on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 2:07pm.

Fuck, I don't know what to really say about this. It just fucking bugs the hell out of me that mega rich movie 'stars' get treated like demigods. Because they are rich, famous and attractive that automatically makes them experts on political events? A bunch of pampered & privileged narcissists (Brange & the Obama's) hanging together to stroke each others egos. Society is one big fucking joke.

And this:

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Submitted by Banilla Bagina on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 1:36pm.

Dvine dlister & chippy(iforget the rest already) cut to the chase: left vs. Right, all bullshit since we are all getting bent over in the end. We are the little people to both sides. Endless back and forth and that political macjine will keep chugging, rolling over errybody. That's all it comes down to.

Submitted by chippychazoo on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 1:30pm.

"The results of 30 years of bad economic policies can't be turned around in 3 years......... The biggest pussies around are the dems in congress... and the biggest assholes are the dogmatic god-drone republicans."

Maybe you're missing the point. The different parties are a distraction to make you feel like you have a choice. Underneath they are all probably working for the same goals and the same people.

The bad cop, good cop routine is alive and well. We have a 'terrible' president like GW Bush who was so dumb and took us to war...then we have an educated, black president who is a wonderful charismatic speaker who must be full of good intentions, right?

This rotation of 'bad' leaders with 'good' ones keeps us all focused on the moment and not the fact that NOTHING ever changes! The new government can always use past ones as a scapegoat and so it continues....hardly anyone notices this as we are all mesmerised by the Kuntrashians and other crap on TV.

Submitted by Dr. Dick on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 1:30pm.

Where's a sniper when you need one?

Submitted by D-vine Lister on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:50pm.

sorry for the dbl post, my comp is being a twat

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Submitted by D-vine Lister on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:47pm.

Submitted by Banilla Bagina on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:43pm.

It was likely official WH photogs who got these shots. And there is something called "long distance lenses!" Please. The curtains would not be open unless this type of shot was intended and to show "behind the scenes" meeting. Think about it it makes the whole thing look more credible/serious than up close cheesy posing/hand shaking. This looks like they were caught while "working" (ugh)
I don't know who the fuck is advising obama but with the economy getting worse and people freaking out, having tablid celebrities in the WH will chap a lot of asses. Sure presidents have met with celebtards for years but right now it's a bad idea. Makes O look frivolous and clueless..he needs better advisors ffs. And halting all media talk show , meeting with celebs might be a good idea to help image wise.

Submitted by bookworm on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:37pm.

Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:21pm.

Submitted by VenusVibeTrap on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 1:34pm.

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Yeah, I'm serious and I don't need to ask you any questions about the state of your brain - it's quite obviously not working correctly.

Submitted by VenusVibeTrap on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:04pm.

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"Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 10:31am.
obama sucks. the country is NOT better off after 3 years of his nonsense and before anyone says it, IT'S NOT BUSH'S FAULT ANYMORE so stop blaming him for Obama's inexperience and the fact that he's in WAY over his head. all this man has done is shove a healthcare plan down the throats of americans who DON'T want it and vacation and meet with celebrities. Oh yeah and raise money so he can buy another 4 years. and don't get me started on michelle.

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Are you serious? Are you BRAINDEAD? I don't agree with everything Obama has done (and not done), but the actions he took were the difference between things sucking and things being so fucking far beyond repair that NO ONE could fix it. People like you are so frigging short sighted. The results of 30 years of bad economic policies can't be turned around in 3 years. Man is standing there with his finger in the dike (don't go there) SCREAMING for the rest of the government to get off their fucking hands and help... and they just sit there and carp at one another. The biggest pussies around are the dems in congress... and the biggest assholes are the dogmatic god-drone republicans.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 11:50am.

Hated Bush, but also can't stand Obama and his she-malien wife. Especially Michelle. She looks like a cold, status-hungry bitch and all she cares about is the high life. Fuck them.

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 11:34am.

Doesn't the pres have more important things to do?

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Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 11:30am.

I thought she didn't care for Obama as President. Oh well...such is the life of an Ambassador of BS.

Submitted by dlaugher on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 11:30am.

Michelle for Prez!

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Submitted by azgirl on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 11:25am.

Should we be able to see inside all the white house windows like that? That doesn't seem very safe. Someone needs to hit up Home Depot this weekend and get some blinds.

Submitted by guest on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 11:09am.

For why? Oh wait...makes like honeybadger.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by Andrei on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 10:57am.

Brangelina just give me weird vibes. Even if they do something to "help" it seems it's still only on their terms and how they want things done. Like.. I wonder what you really have to go through to buy one of those Brad Pitt houses in NOLA. I wonder how Jolie picks the kids she adopts? I remember she adopted Pax right after she gave birth to Shiloh.. which is not necessarily evil.. just odd. I know they donated money to Joplin, Missouri, but I don't really feel that they care THAT much just the same. Maybe Jolie was different when she was younger... but all I see her do is walk around wearing high-price clothing and possibly hating her own existence by being skinny as all hell. Sometimes I think she's interesting... other times I think.. omg... that is so lame. Pitt just seems to be along for the ride, but I haven't asked him, so I dunno. I remember him saying he grew a beard once because he "was bored." Is that what he does to pass the time? Just be a "humanitarian"?

Submitted by squiggles on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 10:54am.

Driving by...

Ok, as for Obama, let's see which yahoo Repub candidate can do better. Let's just see. *smdh*

As for AJ, notice how she is looking point blank at the camera as if to say, "Yeah, I'm in the WH, eff you...but take that pic first."

Submitted by Miss Malevolent on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 10:53am.

How many of you really believe that that glass isn't bullet proof?

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 10:42am.

I agree with jussayin. This is a breech in security. Now we've alerted the enemies how easy to wipe out the folks inside the White House.

I agree with those who say Angie was just mopping up the photo opps.

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Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 10:35am.

Security Fail!

if you can get a telephoto pic shot the you can get a telephoto rifle shot
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no es bueno.

Submitted by Gigaboob on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 10:33am.

Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 9:36am.
Gotta give Angie credit for being one hell of a calculating media whore - she's managed to keep herself in front of the windows in almost every shot.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 10:31am.

Mickey Roarke is on Charlie Rose right now (PBS). Oh my goodness, look what she did to herself.

OT: I wouldn't mind getting stoned with Pitt, he seems okay.

Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 10:04am.

So this is how it all ends huh? Uneducated, mentally deranged ex-crack whores that suck blood they carry around their necks in a vile are invited to the White House to give the leader of our nation special advise. Very good. Much like a marriage ending, an empire going down is a quiet thing. Arguments long over and everyone is just sitting around, waiting for the shit to just happen as it may. I am enjoying this. This country is ruining itself, it doesnt need outsiders to do it.
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Submitted by Banilla Bagina on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:34pm.

Great post. Careful though, you'll ignite rabid obama supporters who think "you're a hater!". I hate these political posts people spewing their side and responses screaming over the others. I voted for o and feel duped all politicians seem to lose their way once elected.smh
And re: people saying it's security hazard for being able to "look inside" and photograph, these shots were intended to be outside looking in. Probably were done by staff white house photogs too. No one accidentally snaps pics like this in the WH unless it was fully intended. All presidents have met with entertainment figures for YEARS but given our, um..rather unique econominc climate now (read: fucked) and other pressing mattters i think it would have been wise for Obama to perhaps hold off on meeting these twats in person. Does he really need to speak to them? Teleconference calls work then. Just having these fuckers in the WH will incite his critics and make him look frivolous. I wonder who the fuck is advising our president sometimes. This seems to be common sense who wouldn"t anticipate the reaction of the public having these fame whores visit the oval office?

Submitted by joanne on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 9:44am.

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 11:09am.

Obama and Bush are two sides of the same coin. Both have screwed over their country, and deserve to rot for it.
People smart enough to pay attention to what's going on are aware that the two parties aren't as different as they like to tell their followers. In fact, they're practically identical. They just prey on intergroup bias to get power.

That about sums it up but will add you don't have to be smart, just pay attention.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 9:39am.

Fucking vote for honeybadger in 2012! Honeybadger don't give a shit about Brangie!

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 9:41am.

Obama and Bush are two sides of the same shitsmeared coin. Both have screwed over their country, and deserve to rot for it.

People smart enough to pay attention to what's going on are aware that the two parties aren't as different as they like to tell their followers. In fact, they're practically identical. They just prey on intergroup bias to get power.

And of COURSE Obama has celebrities coming to the White House, probably to pledge millions to his reelection campaign for no reason. He's more a celebrity than a president; I bet if he could have a reality show in office, he would pounce on that.

Also, for all his "my approval ratings are dropping!" self-righteousness about the Lardassians, remember he invited Kum Lardassian to the WH. Classy!

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Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 9:36am.

My current medical plan is just fine. I don't need Obama messing with it. If his medical plan isn't good enough for Congress or people in unions (which it is not since they don't have to use it) then IT AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME OR YOU EITHER.

Submitted by joanne on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 9:27am.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2011/06/governor-christie-takes-sta...

They all waste money. Both sides are the same.

Submitted by Satans Panties on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 9:26am.

. . . the fuck? Someone is defending Bush now?

Submitted by Satans Panties on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 9:24am.

At least these two are doing more than just sitting on their asses bitching about how fucked up this place is. Save your loathing for people who are spending millions of dollars be-dazzling their newborns with crystals and reminding every other poor slob parent out there that they are so much better than them.

Submitted by joanne on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 9:24am.

I wanted that healthplan. The medical care you get is going down the tubes anyway, unless you have the bucks, so we should get it cheap. I watch the care get worse and worse. They give the working staff more and more work and less and less workers.

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 9:09am.

*rides in on white horse, snatches Deb from the fray onto my saddle and gallops off into the sunset*

Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 9:01am.

obama sucks. the country is NOT better off after 3 years of his nonsense and before anyone says it, IT'S NOT BUSH'S FAULT ANYMORE so stop blaming him for Obama's inexperience and the fact that he's in WAY over his head. all this man has done is shove a healthcare plan down the throats of americans who DON'T want it and vacation and meet with celebrities. Oh yeah and raise money so he can buy another 4 years. and don't get me started on michelle.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 8:59am.

Don't care who the party was for, it was excessive. I help with seven charities for the military (including one for dogs/cats for those deployed and two for troops children) and also volunteer at the VA here and they have basic needs that need to be met before all that Hollywood excessive shit.

And if it was such a do good event, why do most (if not all) of us that are deeply involved in charities for troops children just now learning about this amazing show of support?

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