The End Of Gappy & Depp Might Be Near
Vanessa Paradis and Johnny Depp's 14 year long relationship has lived through a movie shoot with St. Angie Jolie, dick wandering rumors and his various degrees of hotness, so every whore expected them to last forever. Well, I guess forever in Hollywood years is 14, because Radar is putting all their chips on Vanessa and Johnny joining the Another One Bites A Dust Club of 2012. Their source is trying to say that the love between VaJohnny is slipping away the same way a ho does when they walk behind Johnny as he shakes out the greasy mop of oily locks on his head.
The source's story is that Vanessa and Johnny are verbally brawling all the time and he's pretty much over it. The source puts it like this: "Johnny isn't handling anything well right now. People around him are worried about how Johnny is doing because he and Vanessa seem so fractured right now. Their relationship is heading toward the end. Johnny has started reaching out to lawyers, probably to quietly discuss how to get out of the relationship. They're not married but they've been together for years and have kids together so it isn't as easy as just breaking up."
Johnny is a drunk doucheweasel sometimes (who isn't?) and his mouth diarrheas up the stupid on a regular basis (whose mouth doesn't?), but I'm still going to snort all of this up with a grain of salt. Like I said above, Johnny's relationship survived through the home-killing tornado that whirls out of St. Angie's hypnotic vagina. If Johnny and Vanessa can survive that, they can survive anything. So yeah, VaJohnny is going to last till the end of eternity. Oh wait. I think I'm getting Johnny's true loves mixed up again. What I really meant to type is that Johnny and Tim Burton's love is going to last till the end of eternity. There, that's better.
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I like him well enough as an actor, but agree he seems to have gotten lazy. The thing that really bugs me about him is the phony Irish/Euro-something accent he puts on. I find it distracting and weird.
Can we get a close up of those nasty teeth of hers?
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Like a rat's ass I care about this guy.
I don't care about these two. Johhny Dipp has always left me cold, after I saw his crapfest the Tourist, I like him less. He looks like he smells, and I'm sure he does with the way he smokes. I can believe he has smack and alcohol problems. She looks like Kate Moss with worse teeth.
Submitted by ursulahotname on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 3:24pm.
My hubs is French and I always get totally weirded out the way my in laws talk about paternity. They have this expression, " ne pas reconnaitre l' enfant" which means basically " he chooses not to recognize the child". Because its a viable option there, well accepted with a cynnical frenchie shrug. My husband cracks up when he hears someone say that within earshot of me because he knows I'm about to go ballistic with indignation.
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My father is French and did that to me. It is a horrible thing to do.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 7:57pm.
Johnny is a great actor, but look at Brad Pitt. He is a passable actor, who benefitted greatly from his controversy/super coupling. His best roles were from a decade or more ago (Kalifornia, Fight Club, True Romance, Twelve Monkeys) He is considered A+ list over Johnny, who objectively speaking has achieved greater esteem and accolades than Pitt.
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Respectfully disagree that Pitt is a "passable" actor. He's a very good actor. I'd venture to guess that both JD and BP are considered A+ list.
I really hope this isn't true.
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VaJohnny. Is that how they say vagina in French? No? Ok. I'll sit down.
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This is what made me like Paradis.
HAH!
I don't like this guy.
I have been neutral to this Gap-Toothed-Woman, because all I know about her is that she is French.
France is alright, unless they're America hating for no good reason, like saying ketchup is awful to be spiteful.
It's not easy being a cu_nt in diplomacy, so I give France a rest here. I give every nation a free pass I guess, because people fuck over each other in smaller relationships, much less transcontinental ones.
And that's my defense for Paradis. Maybe not. Ah fuck it, I cannot know them, so whatever.
They're still richer than anyone I know and the money will soothe the pain of whatever "suffering" the separation will make them go through.
This may be heresy but I've always believed that Vanessa Paradis was a tad more talented than her world-famous baby-daddy. If it is over between them, they should call a Joe le Taxi to take them to a Jean le Lawyer to get both their John le Hancocks on some kind of settlement. Tant pis.
I would lay bets that Johnny's handlers have been telling him for YEARS that he is losing out by not being part of a super-couple. Johnny is a great actor, but look at Brad Pitt. He is a passable actor, who benefitted greatly from his controversy/super coupling. His best roles were from a decade or more ago (Kalifornia, Fight Club, True Romance, Twelve Monkeys) He is considered A+ list over Johnny, who objectively speaking has achieved greater esteem and accolades than Pitt.
Troubles in long-time relationships are not unusual, but imagine having your closest handlers/friends/only contact with humanity telling you that you need to leave your S.O. It has got to be tough balancing things for so long.
This is one of the few areas celebrities lives suck more than ours.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
I'll believe this when Capn' Jack Sparrow's back on the ho stroll trashing hotel rooms and doing lines with Kate Moss and Wino-na Forever.
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I doubt Johnny is messing around with AJ. Think younger. If he's having his problems- drinking, etc., men always go for young things to make them feel younger, sessy and viable. I hope he stays in touch with his kids. He seems to be a good dad. Sad.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 6:59pm.
Even true, genuine love can take a huge hit by the constant temptation of Hollywood pussy being thrown at you left and right. How is a self-respecting woman supposed to take that time and time again without losing herself in the interim? Not that I'm saying this is all Johnny's fault by any stretch and for all we know, she could be a temperamental psycho (very artistic, creative people can be that way).
Remember Liz Taylor & Richard Burton? They adored each other but they were both a little insane in the membrane.
I hope these two work it out somehow. It's no fun breaking up and thinking the grass is greener is usually a huge ass mistake.
This is sad...love them as a couple. I hope it's not true.
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Submitted by Satan on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 6:55pm.
Vanessa was absolutely charismatic in this video:
That's a great one...thanks! It's sad that these two would leave one another, I had always thought differently about them.
Vanessa was absolutely charismatic in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwKn6fhtxtQ
Submitted by Unibrow on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 1:57pm.
They are a very cool couple precisely because they are not Hollywood, and purposely live in France where no one cares about all the Hollywood crap. I hope the rumors are not true. And Vanessa is a big thing on her own in France, scoring a #1 hit song when she was 14 and going on to a successful career in music (also working with Lenny Kravitz) and film, and as face for Chanel. You can find some great videos on YouTube.
'Joe le Taxi' was her hit at 14 and it is still pretty cool!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJrHSfDSm34
Yes it's a good one!
I dunno if the story about The Depp is true (although I do believe he's mentally unraveling) but if it IS true, every hobag on 5 continents will flock to France to jump his bones.
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"Uhm wtf.. Johnny Depp is probably one most well aged male Hollywood stars.. He almost looks like he did when he was in his 20's.. Some people have acutally speculated if he is a vampire, because he ages så well.. so no.."
He almost looks like he was in his 20s about 30 years ago.
That kind of sucks. I liked these two, despite the fact that Depp lately has been a Douchey McDoucherson in interviews. I remember we had to listen to Vanessa Paradis in middle school french class because she was apparently the shit at the time. Hope they manage to work it out for the kiddos.
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Submitted by VitaminF on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 2:53pm.
It's called birth control. It does wonders.
He has been a stumbling and lazy drunk now for how many years? I am surprised she is still with him to be perfectly honest. He may be a nice guy but he is constantly drunk. Not good.
(ask anyone who has done any technical work on all of his movie sets over the past 13 years)
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 5:23pm.
Domestic life can really smother ya, and believe me I know.
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Then why are women still judged in the negative if they don't have a hubby and kids?
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Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
I'm not even a Johnny Depp fan and this is disappointing.
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Silly rabbit.
I know people think she's ugly and so lucky to have bagged Johnny Depp, but I actually think she's really beautiful and sexy, especially when she sings.
Johnny's looked bored for a while now. Domestic life can really smother ya, and believe me I know.
by Raul Duke on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 1:45pm.
JD just got tired of swapping spit with Michael Strahan.
Oh shit! LMFAO!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 1:25pm.
JD seems like the type that would not leave her without taking care of her. He's got more money than God, I'm sure he will take care of her since she probably has never worked. If he doesn't then he's a complete dick.
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She's actually very famous in France as a singer and songwriter, as well as a model and actress. She's been working for quite a long time and isn't just riding on Depp's coattails. Even though I don't know any French, I loved her last album. And you've probably seen her face at the Chanel makeup counter and not realized it was her.
Good thing they weren't legally married.
Guys in fedoras are always douches. Women in them are hot, unless they're old and then they're adorable.
Double Post! Yessss!
Winnona or me. Those are your choices Johnny.
Winnona or me. Those are your choices Johnny.
Angelina Jolie is just waiting for Depp to split from Vanessa so she can leave Pitt and hook up with him. Heh-heh. Then their kids can all play together and Jolie can shoot up with Depp.
Submitted by Cecilie on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 4:21pm.
His bloated, pasty-faced troll look and scraggly facial hair isn't helping, but, yes, you're right, Depp doesn't look like beef jerky quite yet either and he isn't a wrinkled prune like Peirce Brosnan.
@Satan
Uhm wtf.. Johnny Depp is probably one most well aged male Hollywood stars.. He almost looks like he did when he was in his 20's.. Some people have acutally speculated if he is a vampire, because he ages så well.. so no..
btw Johnny if you need someone, just give me a call.. lol in my dreams!
She kind of looks like Gollum.
that's YELLOW Gappy to you. what a fucking DOG! always wondered what the attraction was.....
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
I like these two! Have always loved JDepp but he's gotten more and more grubby-looking over the years! She's lovely!
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"Shut up, little girl and work on your reading comprehension. There've been rumors of Depp drinking, carousing and cheating, none about Paradis. And THAT'S why the boy is a tramp."
Hahaha. Sorry if I hit a nerve.
I'm not surprised. He has two kids with her so he probably forced himself to stay this long, but it's probably taken a huge toll on him because he has looked miserable for years. I wouldn't doubt he spends many hours drinking alone in the dark.
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Submitted by grommet: "The thought of Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie does make my inner bitch smile a little. I mean. Who the hell would Brad Pitt be able to hook up with to outdo that show? I can think of only one woman.
And her name is George Clooney."
AH HAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Actually, I can think of another:
Jennifer Aniston
VaJohnny. LOL
I posted this on another site, but I thought their relationship has been in trouble for a while. During the Larry King interview, Johnny said when he first saw her, "I knew I was in trouble. I knew I was in trouble." That seemed like an extremely odd thing to say. Then later in the interview, he said his sister, Christi, was his "best friend." Wouldn't his long-time partner and mother of this children be his best friend? Finally, a recent photo published of Johnny and Vanessa walking their son to school showed him walking as far away from her as he possibly could, as though he didn't want to be near her. Even during the filming of the last Pirates movie, in all the photos of them together he looked so miserable.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 1:52pm.
Submitted by cocoebert on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 1:51pm.
I had no idea, was just guessing. Thank you for the clarification.
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No problem. Sorry if my reply came out snotty, I didn't mean it that way. Though, she is mah girl
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LOL!!! No problem....
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One of my girlfriends was dating a French douche bag and he left her pregnant and ran of to France with a French girl who looks exactly like my friend!!
My GF was heartbroken and bawling for months, then when the baby came along, he refused to admit its his child. She got her act together, hired a lawyer who got the douche dragged into a family court in France and now he is paying child support to her every month, about $500, its not a lot but its something.
So, once they have kids, shit is complicated. wait, why am I telling all these??
My hubs is French and I always get totally weirded out the way my in laws talk about paternity. They have this expression, " ne pas reconnaitre l' enfant" which means basically " he chooses not to recognize the child". Because its a viable option there, well accepted with a cynnical frenchie shrug. My husband cracks up when he hears someone say that within earshot of me because he knows I'm about to go ballistic with indignation.
That being said, I have a good friend who swore up and down to me confidentially that J and V were OVAH last May. Her source? J's main bodyguard.
God her smile ((shutters))
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Oh please don't tell me this is true. I thought they had a wonderful relationship with two beautiful children. Makes me sad.